DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

The moment I read the words "POSITIVE STUFF", I instantly replaced them with "WAYS TO MILK MY VIEWERS" in my head.

 

[Lord_Point]

Gee Daave, what the fuck could plumretard be talking about? Probably some new accounting software that just released on the nintendo switch.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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The moment I read the words "POSITIVE STUFF", I instantly replaced them with "WAYS TO MILK MY VIEWERS" in my head.

Of course it's about money, everything Phil does is for money.

You can hear his hoofs sliding against each other as he snorts happily at the thought of tip baiting.

 

[RougeRed]

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil manipulating his retards with literal bait is a little bit on the nose don’t you think?

 

[TomBradysVagina]

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Oh, hell yeah! A membership sale!!! I bet so many people were just waiting until it was a little cheaper! Surely we will see some organic growth now!!!

Forget about improving your streams in any way. Maybe playing with members. $1 off a membership is what we've all been waiting for!!

 

[Porgie Pie]

I've popped into his stream. 300-400 viewers, and he's being so obnoxious oh my god!

 

[Comma]

Someone get this man a bra.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Someone get this man a bra.

EstrogensydePhil

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Forget about improving your streams in any way. Maybe playing with members. $1 off a membership is what we've all.bern waiting for!!

Theres no new games coming out, nothing he can do about improving in the mean time

 

[clothes in my closet]

I've popped into his stream. 300-400 viewers, and he's being so obnoxious oh my god!

This your first time watching DSP?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Someone get this man a bra.

Yeah, I see that skipping a few powerwalks has really taken it's toll on his physique.

 

[Lord_Point]

Theres no new games coming out, nothing he can do about improving in the mean time

Yeah and those shitty japs made xenoblade chronicles 3 too long! A full 60 hours to beat? Thats almost half the time it took to beat his 3rd playthough of skyrim!

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Someone get this man a bra.

The font is fucking hideous...

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Yeah and those shitty japs made xenoblade chronicles 3 too long! A full 60 hours to beat? Thats almost half the time it took to beat his 3rd playthough of skyrim!

I find it odd he doesn't jump on the game because it's basically a walking simulator with auto combat, there's even an easy difficulty mode so you can coast on through and long cutscenes where he can pig eye the chat and mock the scottish voice cast for enunciating vowels differently.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Derich: Formally his tragic elephant man, currently the porn king of Canada.

Put some respect on Derish’s name. He’s easily the porn king of all of the Americas.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Has keffels been sending phill femboi pills in the post !?

Great time to bring back dsp tries it ... Phil trying to get in khets weight devision and finally get that belt

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I really enjoy that Phil has nothing left to shut people up with, but because all the talk surrounds something that threatens to get him in trouble with Kat, he can't afford to stop trying. He HAS to continue drawing attention to the fact that everyone knows he blows all his tip on a mobile game and has therefore been lying to the world for years, and obviously desires to keep doing so, in a vain attempt to counter it all.

This is what he gets for being the type of person to never get mad at himself for anything he says or does, only throw shade at others for holding him accountible. It's all his fault that he got caught, and he'll never kick himself for being dumb enough to use such an incriminating handle. Just insult us detractors for noticing and telling everyone about it.

 

[Free Jasper]

Mr ‘played this before’ seems surprised by how many fights are in the Battle Square. Also doesn’t seem to know what the items in the prize section do.

He was strangely drawn to the championship belt though….

 

[Comma]

I think I know why DSP likes Final Fantasy VII so much...