Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Cubanodun]

I'm not afraid of pigs, I'm afraid of bipolar millionaires in third world countries governed by easily bribed brown people that have no forensic science.

Hey, we have cheap beer

 

[Autphag]

So what you're saying is Null is your daddy

No, he thinks I'm some kind of old extended relative of his though, the way he waxes pontification regarding me.

I'm not afraid of pigs, I'm afraid of bipolar millionaires in third world countries governed by easily bribed brown people that have no forensic science.

Perhaps that's your calling then? I don't see who wouldn't benefit, or who would be amiss, from the event of your grounding up into swill feed.

also, since he can't/won't even get a job in this country, I'd estimate his odds of getting a visa are somewhere between fuck and all

Automatically conferred upon marriage. Reading comprehension where?

 

[Sanshain]

Automatically conferred upon marriage. Reading comprehension where?

Since nobody would ever marry you, that's not going to be an option, is it?

 

[Innocuous]

No, he thinks I'm some kind of old extended relative of his though, the way he waxes pontification regarding me.

You're mad that daddy won't give you cummies

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

This is getting nowhere, Aut.

 

[Autphag]

Since nobody would ever marry you, that's not going to be an option, is it?

Do you base this off the fact you're a forever-alone sow, who's going to proceed to deny it in their response to me?
Don't try to decieve me. Everything about you reeks "insufferably haggardy catwoman".

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Perhaps that's your calling then? I don't see who wouldn't benefit, or who would be amiss, from the event of your grounding up into swill feed.

Edgelording: M'lady Edition

 

[chimpburgers]

This is getting nowhere, Aut.

He will keep sperging on and on and on until he gets bored of this site and maybe fucks off right back to /cow/.

 

[Sanshain]

Do you base this off the fact you're a forever-alone sow, who's going to proceed to deny it in their response to me?
Don't try to decieve me. Everything about you reeks "insufferably haggardy catwoman".

Why thank you, it's nice to know you consider me a super-heroine, kid~. It's just a shame your attempts at ingratiating yourself fall as flat as everything else.

 

[Autphag]

Why thank you, it's nice to know you consider me a super-heroine, kid~. It's just a shame your attempts at ingratiating yourself fall as flat as everything else.

Again, projection.

 

[Innocuous]

Again, projection.

Again, Autistic cleverbot

Seriously though, walk us through an average day in your life

 

[Cthulu]

Can someone tell me what language this autistic faggot is speaking? It has English words but the grammar is all wrong.

 

[chimpburgers]

Can someone tell me what language this autistic faggot is speaking? It has English words but the grammar is all wrong.

Psueudointellectual autism. The same shit we're all used to but packaged in a different form.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

@Autphag is speaking an Autisticratic language

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

@Autphag is speaking an Autisticratic language

It consists entirely of pseudo-intellectual diarrhea of the mind and 'the Jews made my house dirty'.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Automatically conferred upon marriage. Reading comprehension where?

fucking lol

by the way, champ: that second sentence has no verb, and it doesn't make sense

hope this helps
xox

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I'd like to see @Autphag's autistic wisdom filtered through one of those verbose memes, see how it would look like.

I'm not a chaser. You confuse me for my former boyfriend.

ok. so MtF, FtM, or either?

 

[CatFace]

fucking lol

by the way, champ: that second sentence has no verb, and it doesn't make sense

hope this helps
xox

Grammar aside saying a 'visa' is "automatically conferred upon marriage" shows an extremely naive view on how U.S immigration works.
http://phelpsattorneys.com/marriage-u-s-citizen-automatically-confer-green-card-foreign-national/

 

[AnOminous]

Automatically conferred upon marriage. Reading comprehension where?

It's not automatic you dumbshit. Undesirables are excluded all the time, especially in the case of a sham marriage, which you've just publicly admitted it would be. You don't think someone here would rat you out for that just for shits and giggles?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

@Autphag, is your desire to be a child truly a genetically favorable trait, or is it simply tolerated due to lack of evolutionary pressure? It seems that you intend to leech off others instead of developing the proper skills to provide for yourself, which means that if a true "survival of the fittest" situation ever became necessary, you would be among the casualties. Furthermore, you don't seem to plan on having biological children (what with that being impossible with men), which would therefore make you less evolutionarily successful than anyone of any race who succeeds in reproducing.