DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesSSI]

I find it odd he doesn't jump on the game because it's basically a walking simulator with auto combat, there's even an easy difficulty mode so you can coast on through and long cutscenes where he can pig eye the chat and mock the scottish voice cast for enunciating vowels differently.

Yeah but it has women in the game so he’s not allowed to play it.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

So is enlightened empanada a new whale or a sock?

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil the first step to helping with depression is to stop drinking you fucking faggot, alcohol is a depressant and also bad for you but please continue on its more funny this way

I think I know why DSP likes Final Fantasy VII so much...

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Who the fuck calls slot mechanics in a digital game with no fucking lever a pull?

Fucking unhinged it's been a pretty glorious catch up, Philip burnell self owning since forever.

 

[Grimlock]

While the lolcowju fight between dsp and rtu is great and all.

And while hes literally unwatchable, I tried to watch his mvs stream and just constant complaining about things literally not happening on screen like the lag being so bad he couldnt get near the batman as the screen showed him on top of batman.

But something that did catch my attention was call of doody was where this whole dsp lost members, superchats and super thanks came from

Call of doody made a video, edited it, rendered it, uploaded it, private it th em tweeted about it how it might not be true.

Literally something that could have been confirmed in under a min.

Shit, at least when phil makes up shit it's based on a tweet or a headline he barely read.

How do you not just go look for yourself, literally takes zero effort. So little effort phil would do it.

So what gets me is, why go through the effort of making the vid, bringing attention that you made a vid about this only to private it and claim to apologize if it's not true. Something you literally could have checked with no effort?

The sad thing about doody stupid ass video is in the very video he uploaded you can see DSP getting a superchat

 

[actually]

So is enlightened empanada a new whale or a sock?

You know the answer to that.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So I popped in and rich is dead to him..

This is not how someone talks about someone they tolerated online.

Wait, did phil think he had a friend and now feels betrayed cause some other cow was nice to him online now he's like a woman scorn?

 

[SupSilver]

WingsOfRedemption permanently banned from twitch because his idiot wife made a alt channel during his suspension period

DSP outlives another one

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

WingsOfRedemption permanently banned from twitch because his idiot wife made a alt channel during his suspension period

DSP outlives another one

How's that work

 

[PetiteDragon43]

A list of terms that Phil uses and the definition, for anyone new to the farms after the RTU thrashing.


I've been a content creator for 14 years: He's better than you.

Support: Money

Meaningful: Normal

Chill: Pressure

It is what it is: He'll be tweeting about this later.

My fans: Idiots

My trolls: Idiots

Detractors: Distinguished gentleman who enjoy a good laugh.

Derich: Formally his tragic elephant man, currently the porn king of Canada.

Tevin: Nigger

Pewdiepie: The lost dream

John Rambo: Queen Of Hate

Kat: Convenience

TIHYDP: Ruined his image.

Bankruptcy: Success.

WWE Champions: Conspiracy bullshit.

Conspiracy bullshit: A fact.

Nothing I could do: I fucked up

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

WingsOfRedemption permanently banned from twitch because his idiot wife made a alt channel during his suspension period

DSP outlives another one

DSP got banned from Twitch already. DSP has been dead as fuck for years. He just keeps dying harder.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Phil really needs to stop this “assessory” instead of “accessory” shit. He just said “assessory” like three times in thirty seconds. AND this “spiritual sussessor” instead of “spiritual successor” shit. He’s doing that thing where he’s trying to sound smart again by thinking he’s pronouncing words the way smart people pronounce them.

I also think that’s why he’s been saying words with a hard T sound in them weirdly. Like “Kit-TEE” and “curt-TAIN”. He thinks it makes him sound well-read and intelligent.

 

[snort inquisition]

Phil really needs to stop this “assessory” instead of “accessory” shit. He just said “assessory” like three times in thirty seconds. AND this “spiritual sussessor” instead of “spiritual successor” shit. He’s doing that thing where he’s trying to sound smart again by thinking he’s pronouncing words the way smart people pronounce them.

I also think that’s why he’s been saying words with a hard T sound in them weirdly. Like “Kit-TEE” and “curt-TAIN”. He thinks it makes him sound well-read and intelligent.

grosseries

 

[Mr Clark]

Phil really needs to stop this “assessory” instead of “accessory” shit. He just said “assessory” like three times in thirty seconds. AND this “spiritual sussessor” instead of “spiritual successor” shit. He’s doing that thing where he’s trying to sound smart again by thinking he’s pronouncing words the way smart people pronounce them.

I also think that’s why he’s been saying words with a hard T sound in them weirdly. Like “Kit-TEE” and “curt-TAIN”. He thinks it makes him sound well-read and intelligent.

Bankruptssy

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP got banned from Twitch already. DSP has been dead as fuck for years. He just keeps dying harder.

Dsp got cancelled years and years ago by pretty much everybody, he just didnt get the memo cause it "landed in his spam folder".

 

[Comma]

I opened up the re-stream just to check on what's going on, and after just a couple of minutes I just felt the will to live trying to leave my body out of pure boredom. Jesus fucking Christ, man... No interesting commentary or theories about the game, no attempts to start a fun conversation with his chat, no funny jokes. Just... nothing. It's just him describing what's happening on screen and him reading out text, which everyone can see for themselves.

I mean, you can say a lot about his guilt-tripping/pressuring techniques to milk his gullible fans for as much money as humanly possible, but having to watch this utter garbage is just pure torture. Those poor people...

No wonder there are literally only 3 people active in his chat.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

How's that work

Apparently because of the same IP address

 

[Iron Hamster]

With my service, the promotional deals are cheaper if you bundle everything. Then they screw you with big bills unless you're assed to call and bargain with the right people, which many folks aren't going to bother to do. Let's correctly assume Phil is one of those people based on his history.

It was a buyer's market for bundles.

The escort saga is very interesting. because he was in fact secretly flying in and out a redhead while crying poor... it was just the wrong redhead.

Plus pretty sure he has a micropenis and would like if someone would pegg him from behind with a huge black dildo so some details was actually true.

Dsp loves to bring up this story but if we take out the persons name from the story, its very close to reality.

The escort saga is technically correct since he is literally paying for the 'girlfriend experience' and that's what escorts sell.

 

[PieceofShet]

Apparently because of the same IP address

Wonder what dsp will say about this...

 

[Coke Zero]

This your first time watching DSP?

Now why would @Silverchair rate this reply to a brand new account as autistic...

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Wonder what dsp will say about this...

Nothing, he hates talking about drama and doesn’t watch other streamers, remember?