Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Benet_Bandito284]

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> Started crying in the beginning of the segment
> No tears, no redness a few seconds later
> Makes it all about his dead name

lol, planning to sue the police, eh Lucas? Do it, I fucking dare you too.

 

[Heaven's Night]

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WTF IS THAT? HAHAHA

GREASY FUCK.

I still think the Peter Lorre stuff is dead-on but I need to mention how I've noticed that every AGP troon ends up looking like a pozzed-up version of Neige from Alcest (great band but still)

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I do think that Lucas wasn't swatted by some third party. (aka, le Kiwifarms Natzees)
His home was raided for something wrong he did, and now he's building the narrative that someone else swatted him so he could victimize himself and earn 6 figures without doing anything, and use that money as an escape plan. Brilliant!
Retarded? Senseless? Bat shit crazy? We're talking about Lucas after all, never doubt what's evil.

 

[Octavia]

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This seems amusing.
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Insane how just a day or so before he said "I don't know when I'll be broadcasting again."
The Troon smells the grift like a shark with blood in the water.

 

[janedoe]

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i love when troonglodytes are not in control of camera angles, every "YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE" they have tried gaslighting straight men and lesbians who reject them with gets obliterated.

better use the simp bux you're getting from this to do something about that ma'am pattern baldness, lucas!

 

[LikeAStone]

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Also, almost forgot

It’s time for a lolsuit arc lmao

 

[Wyciwe]

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lmao his crying

 

[Nate Higgers]

Off topic whine: I fucking hate Canada.

I don’t hate troons but I fucking hate victim complex troons who make loads of dosh from grifting with their victim complex online. I fucking hate criminal/criminal-adjacent troons who are legally immune from any consequences due to the very real and noticeable Tranny Legal System Armor. I fucking hate that most of us ITT are tax paying citizens (of any country, USA or Chinada) who work for a living and sacrifice our time and energy to eke out any kind of living. Meanwhile fucking hedonistic braindead sociopathic layabout troons like this can just rake in tens of thousands of dolans and get hoisted on the shoulders of the mainstream meteor. The narcissistic high he gets from all the MSM asspats will simply be an appetizer for the drugs he’ll likely buy and consoom when he gets home away from the medias cameras.

I genuinely wish I could have sociopath brain, so I could grift too. Instead I have peasant brain; I work 40+ hours a week because I’m retarded enough to “do the right thing and live clean”. I considered buying stock in Stryker Medical after finding out that they’re behind a lot of the biotech/medical stuff that troons pay a fortune for so they can maintain their troon delusions, but it’s dropped in price over the last several months. Don’t know if that’s a “buy the dip” situation or what but I figure it’s an option. If you can’t grift like a troon, might as well make money off troons by investing in the companies that they fork over money to.

Come to think of it, maybe a good chunk of that grift money will be going out the window quickly, but not on drugs+Taco Bell+Lego. I strongly doubt Lucas is taking the bathtub HRT. He most likely pays for the top dollar pharma grade stuff, unless Canada subsidizes his troon pills (they probably do). My point is that he’s probably gonna burn through that cash to pay for more troon-related medical expenses.

Also Keffals is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[smarty_snoops]

Keffals is fat and I would not have sex with him.

how desperate would you have to be?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I do think that Lucas wasn't swatted by some third party. (aka, le Kiwifarms Natzees)
His home was raided for something wrong he did, and now he's building the narrative that someone else swatted him so he could victimize himself and earn 6 figures without doing anything, and use that money as an escape plan. Brilliant!
Retarded? Senseless? Bat shit crazy? We're talking about Lucas after all, never doubt what's evil.

I really, really really hope this is the case.

I'll never forgive the faggot who swatted him if Keffals is telling the truth for once.

 

[Triple-6]

yep swatting him just makes him into a martyr instead of outing him as a pedophilic grooming grifter. stupid shit if someone really did it

 

[AnOminous]

Has anyone noted that this man is really fat? I mean how many pages of this thread are there that have completely neglected discussing this man's extreme obesity?

 

[Sammich]

lol, planning to sue the police, eh Lucas? Do it, I fucking dare you too.

It's some leaf shithole, this faggot would end up getting a million at LEAST if he did.

 

[Power Glove]

Why does it feel like every time I see that cursed string of letters it gets longer? And now with numbers? What the fuck group of queers begins with the number 2??

Buncha flamin' faggots.

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Two-Spirit, Intersex, and Asexual

It's amazing how their movement turned into a parody of itself multiple iterations ago and now they apparently stop giving a fuck themselves and just keep adding bullshit onto it, like boils, tumours and various other skin growths. Nevermind, it actually does completely represent them.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

My archives are broken, apologies.

Bradley, teach him to have some fucking opsec.

In two weeks.

Gay.

Imagine hearing Lucas on the radio.

 

[Jack Awful]

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WTF IS THAT? HAHAHA

YourMovieSucks?

 

[Triple-6]

Has anyone noted that this man is really fat? I mean how many pages of this thread are there that have completely neglected discussing this man's extreme obesity?

Yes, when I edited his weird banner to be more accurate I had to widen their sides out. should have done the face and neck too now that I think about it!

 

[curbside]

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Link the original article faggot. (Or an archive)
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Boo hoo

He towers over his mom in that pic.

 

[Octavia]

Has anyone noted that this man is really fat? I mean how many pages of this thread are there that have completely neglected discussing this man's extreme obesity?

I'm fairly sure there was a whistleblower maybe 60 pages back, but really it's eclipsed by the absolutely BREAKING news that Patrick Tomlinson is a new category of obesity above morbid. Quite insane, really.

 

[Aria]

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No one above the age of 18 should be terrified of Lucas. He is more of a danger to minors than other adults.
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Of course any ordinary person is going to be alarmed when a troon is openly promoting dangerous drugs to minors and openly allows minors in your little pedo groom server.