Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Winter said:
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I think we can now all say this is legit how Lucas thinks currently. He probably says this same shit in his head every time he starts a stream. Also "I can ruin your fucking life" is a funny line now considering the fact that he falsely accused someone of rape.
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Apologies for the autism, but where are the nipples? As someone who likes to consider themselves familiar with female anatomy....these aren't normal boobs.
 
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Lucas is in contact with cyber security after this comment

"please rent under a shell company. pay cash. stop discussing your plans online, people will fish for information and doxx you instantly"

Immediately name drops who, where, what. As well as manning and how close they are. He Is talking to someone named Amanda who worked with people from GG.
 
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Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
Holy fuck. How long until we find out?

We keep going back and forth with "it was a swatting," and "They're investigating him for something he has on his computer, like CP or illegal distribution of drugs."

He got his computer back, but some of the hard drives are staying. They could also be keeping the disk images of whatever they did return.

I can't wait for the media blackout when things go really, REALLY bad for luke here.
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Maybe never, Canada is mega loony leftist with this crap I wouldnt be surprised even a little bit if this was never mentioned again and that little faggot went on being a stain on humanity. I'm sure their 'human rights' tribunal will say its a violation of his rights to hold him accountable

If they returned anything they for sure have a copy of it

I'd be curious if they're investigating him specifically for the manufacture and distribution of bathtub HRT. If he's really peddling that crap across the Canada and US border thats a pretty serious crime. Drug enforcement would be sporting some big hardons for him if they thought they could catch him. Probably the only time he's ever turned anyone on.
 
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HatredOfScissors said:
Despite mainstream coverage his streams still hovering around 1.3k. I don't watch it but I dont think thats even out of the usual ballpark. Even being swatted and being on national tv can't make people watch his stream. I don't think this is going to translate to any long term boost.
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He barely broke 200 for a good deal of time, but this won't last long, after the Destiny stuff he hit about 1k and it was very quickly tapering off, he knows that drama is all he needs to stay afloat, and he's very capable of generating it
 
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Crux said:
Maybe never, Canada is mega loony leftist with this crap I wouldnt be surprised even a little bit if this was never mentioned again and that little faggot went on being a stain on humanity. I'm sure their 'human rights' tribunal will say its a violation of his rights to hold him accountable

If they returned anything they for sure have a copy of it

I'd be curious if they're investigating him specifically for the manufacture and distribution of bathtub HRT. If he's really peddling that crap across the Canada and US border thats a pretty serious crime. Drug enforcement would be sporting some big hardons for him if they thought they could catch him. Probably the only time he's ever turned anyone on.
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in the USA you DO NOT fuck with Big Pharma's kool aid or they send the FDA after you.
 
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Crux said:
Maybe never, Canada is mega loony leftist with this crap I wouldnt be surprised even a little bit if this was never mentioned again and that little faggot went on being a stain on humanity. I'm sure their 'human rights' tribunal will say its a violation of his rights to hold him accountable

If they returned anything they for sure have a copy of it

I'd be curious if they're investigating him specifically for the manufacture and distribution of bathtub HRT. If he's really peddling that crap across the Canada and US border thats a pretty serious crime. Drug enforcement would be sporting some big hardons for him if they thought they could catch him. Probably the only time he's ever turned anyone on.
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I mean, if this theory is correct, than no one was actually responsible for swatting him. He simply got his shit searched through by the police, and he's confident he'll get off scott free for it because Canada is pozed to all hell.

That's the scary thing, this was a completely legitimate thing, but if he gets off scott free, he'll continue to pass this off as a swatting done by Kiwifarms and continue grifting. Until he does something that not even the Canucks can ignore, like killing his mother and storing her flesh in the refrigerator to eat later.
 
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Noom Boom said:
Apologies for the autism, but where are the nipples? As someone who likes to consider themselves familiar with female anatomy....these aren't normal boobs.
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Those aren't boobs. They're tumorous growths on his chest caused by gross hormonal imbalances from direct injections of female hormones into an undoubtedly (fat) male body.

He should probably see a doctor about having them removed before they turn cancerous.
 
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