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Holy fuck, I went away for two day purposefully avoiding Keffals thread because I think he have been kinda dry lately. Glad I was wrong though, because now I'm 60 pages behind and the thread keep adds new pages for me to read.

Semper fi to all the kiwis who doxxed, made art, and just pointed and laughed at the cow with me. :semperfidelis:
 
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He deleted this tweet the moment he got access of his Twitter account back lol. What a hypocritical pussy.
HatredOfScissors said:
Despite mainstream coverage his streams still hovering around 1.3k. I don't watch it but I dont think thats even out of the usual ballpark. Even being swatted and being on national tv can't make people watch his stream. I don't think this is going to translate to any long term boost.
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1.3k is his most recent peak. I think his highest all time peak was 1.5k or maybe around 2k. It's gonna go back down to the average 200-400 viewers a stream by next week (until the next self-inflicted twitter controversy happens).
 
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>when you say you're a woman but smell suspiciously like rancid nutsweat and semen
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Neil said:
1.3k is his most recent peak. I think his highest all time peak was 1.5k or maybe around 2k. It's gonna go back down to the average 200-400 viewers a stream by next week (until the next self-inflicted twitter controversy happens).
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One of the most boring people I've ever had the displeasure of watching. I'd say the first boss of being a clout goblin but others are more successful at that.
 
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Since you're reading this thread and clearly agree with us, why not hop over and say Hi? Join the Keffals Extended Universe we got going on here.

E: Reminder that there is very little evidence that Keffals was actually swatted, instead of this being part of a Police investigation.
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Also, because you're reading this, I say this in the least rude way possible, please stop using your son to beg for money, get off the internet or something, please
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Xavier Renegade Angel said:
Wow she's getting an interviewed by NBC fuck you whoever swatted her
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I understand the sentiment, especially this being used as a Trojan horse for lucas, Frankly I don't care about swatting or whoever did it (if it even happened). On a positive note though with Lucas getting all this attention it's going to be real funny once what's on those hardrives are released followed by criminal charges. He's already admitted to illegally trafficking unregulated drugs to minors. And if nothing comes of it because of leaf land laws, I don't think The Chinese, Filipino, or Russian governments are going to look the other way like Canadian authorities might. What are the odds he's sold these drugs to kids in said countries? Shit maybe even in some red states they could get an extradition, or perhaps Rico charges. It also mainstreams this creep Lucas forcing libcucks like Destiny or hunter and others to either accept this behavior or just call the tranny a pedophile groomer.
 
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Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
I mean, if this theory is correct, than no one was actually responsible for swatting him. He simply got his shit searched through by the police, and he's confident he'll get off scott free for it because Canada is pozed to all hell.

That's the scary thing, this was a completely legitimate thing, but if he gets off scott free, he'll continue to pass this off as a swatting done by Kiwifarms and continue grifting. Until he does something that not even the Canucks can ignore, like killing his mother and storing her flesh in the refrigerator to eat later.
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True, I suppose time will tell, I'd still put my silver shekels that they're going for HRT peddling over MAP material. Grooming is ok now so sayeth twitter.

He might kill ole mommy, I'm still not convinced she wasnt playing pocket pool with him which caused his initial troon out.

Based on how good the grift has done for him on this 'swatting' I think theres a good probability he will self swat again.
 
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Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
I mean, if this theory is correct, than no one was actually responsible for swatting him. He simply got his shit searched through by the police, and he's confident he'll get off scott free for it because Canada is pozed to all hell.

That's the scary thing, this was a completely legitimate thing, but if he gets off scott free, he'll continue to pass this off as a swatting done by Kiwifarms and continue grifting. Until he does something that not even the Canucks can ignore, like killing his mother and storing her flesh in the refrigerator to eat later.
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has keffals posted the search warrant? should describe why he was raided

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here it is. its over weapons. keffals was not charged.
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Someone already asked it but got no answer. So I am asking again: Can anyone please confirm Lucas himself said that he got his PC back without harddrive?

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He barely broke 200 for a good deal of time, but this won't last long, after the Destiny stuff he hit about 1k and it was very quickly tapering off, he knows that drama is all he needs to stay afloat, and he's very capable of generating it
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And this is one of the reasons why the whole thing is so dubious.

- Lucas claims he got swatted.
-> Police doesn't come with a warrant to swat you. The cops took the time they needed to get a warrant. He got the cops visiting him during the day. That was not a immediatly-action-needed-thingy but swatting is a WE-HAVE-TO-TAKE-ACTION-NOWNOWNOWNOW-thingy.

- Lucas said he woke up with an assault riffle in his face
-> Lucas later stated he went into the floor (?) or whatever room and saw the cops there

- The statements of his mother for the VICE article that Lucas prepared

- He his more pissed about being misgendered by the cops than about the whole incident
How fucking convenient that the cops misgendered him, hm?

- tarts his grift with 20k bc "he needs to move bc his life is in danger!!!!!"
-> makes over 70k within a day and now he doesn't need to move anymore so he can spent the money for "legal actions"

- "I want to do legal stuff to make sure that these thingy never happens to anyone anymore!"
What doesn't he want to happen anymore? Swatting? And he wants to prevent it by suing the cops? Is he fucking retared (rhetoric question)? The thing he doesn't want to happen anymore is obviously the misgendering by the cops. This is what the lolsuit is going for. Cops can't fucking prevent to be used for swatting.

- his Discord mods go on full-purge
Why? So that we evil Kiwifarmer Nazis can't get any screenshots anymore? Oh yeah, right, I forgot. Screenshots kill people now.

- A lot of YouTubers get swatted but Lucas gets all the media coverage
Again, how fucking convenient.

The whole story stinks.

There are only two options for who is behind the swatting:
A) Someone who doesn't like Lucas and wanted to do bad to him
B) Someone who is somehow linked to Lucas and saw the opportunity of such an incident

Call me a tin foil hat but I am not believing any word coming out of Lucas mouth. He is a fucking liar. He constructs narratives all the time. Like you said he needs the internet drama bc noone cares for his wiggler shit and boring gaming stuff. He becomes only relevant when there is drama ... like when he gets "swatted". Drama = clicks = money.

I am going with option B. As long as the cops don't present a suspect and the case against that unknown swatter is water proof I am not going to believe in option A.
 
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Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
I mean, if this theory is correct, than no one was actually responsible for swatting him. He simply got his shit searched through by the police, and he's confident he'll get off scott free for it because Canada is pozed to all hell.

That's the scary thing, this was a completely legitimate thing, but if he gets off scott free, he'll continue to pass this off as a swatting done by Kiwifarms and continue grifting. Until he does something that not even the Canucks can ignore, like killing his mother and storing her flesh in the refrigerator to eat later.
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Hopefully they ban kiwi farms in cannada.
 
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