Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas is not terminally online like destiny and hunter, and he exists in the real world. If you unplug the computer he is not stuck. So he will not be engaging.

Yes, Lucas legitimately said this.

Fart findom porn, catboy ranch, DIY HRT, not terminally online. You heard it here first, folks.

 

[AnOminous]

Faggot actually done it. He took the grift to the masses and is milking it for all it's worth.

Imagine the sheer level of whorishness you have to reach to put a child molester on the air as some kind of hero.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Wow she's getting an interviewed by NBC fuck you whoever swatted her

 

[BruhSheep]

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Hey Dani, welcome to the club of people fucked over by Lucas when you stop being useful. You can sit right over there next to the man woman person who was accused of rape by Lucas when he didn't get his way.

You're welcome to add to the growing list of evidence of what a monster Lucas is. We don't bite. Promise.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

The swatter is fat and I would not have sex with them.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Wow she's getting an interviewed by NBC fuck you whoever swatted her

Man, fuck this shit. Hope the swatter gets monkeypox and AIDS.

 

[Roak]

Wow she's getting an interviewed by NBC fuck you whoever swatted her

This "near-death experience" is the best thing to ever happen to him

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

- Lucas gets suspended from Twitch
-> "I won't be streaming there anymore!!!"
- Twitch suspension gets lifted earlier than supposed to last
-> Lucas starts streaming on Twitch again

- Lucas get suspended on Twitter for hundreds of "I am going to fuck your mom" tweets
-> "I did nuffin wrong but I can change you guys!!!"
- Lucas gets his Twitter account back
-> Lucas keeps on doing "I am going to fuck your mom" tweets

- "I won't start any Twitter drama anymore"
-> keeps on starting Twitter drama

- starts GFM for 20k so that he can move
- grifts 70k and keeps raising the goal of his grift
-> "I WON'T MOVE!"

Eat shit, Lucas.

 

[Gourmet Race]

Who’s this?
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HAHAHAHAHA that's the person who identified herself as a "cis, hetero-passing white woman" and wanted to "troll" twitch. That's what she gets for licking Lucas' axe wound

If you wanna know more about her "epic troll", click this: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-roberts.115295/post-12521369

 

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"The only thing that's protecting me, is being very public about what's happening to me [being swatted]"

You have no brain, Lucas.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

If Lucas wasn’t live on camera, I swear he would be touching his am hole to these videos covering him. Also, Lucas needs to stop challenging people to actually get him killed by a swatting. More publicity and challenging the swatters is fucking retarded.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Okay, what mongoloid fuck thought it was a good idea to give this grifting, lying, manipulative, predatory professional victim about six million free victim points with major publicity on top? I'm really hoping that proof comes out that he did this to himself for the attention, pity and social cred. Swatting is bad enough on its own, but this one was a shit move for about a dozen other reasons on top of the usual ones.

 

[Moral plague]

I think Keffals passes, but only as a crazy eyed, middle aged pagan woman who volunteers in a library and stinks of cat piss.

He looks like a Chris chan with worse hair care than I've ever had, and a deathly pallor.

 

[Catmannjew]

what actions are being taken? "I can not speak about this, let me speak more about it, how I should not speak about it"

Was wanting to take the money and run move to Toronto.

 

[BruhSheep]

The sad, almost scary part is if some fucking retard was dumb enough to push Lucas into the limelight with this "swatting"... people of that same moronic caliber are hearing Lucas push for "pulling that trigger next time" and they're going to take it as a challenge.

And god, allah or flying testicles in the green skies help us all if they pull it off. Lucas would get that sainthood he's been cooming for all his faggot life.

Are we in the darkest timeline, kiwibros?

 

[Roak]

The sad, almost scary part is if some fucking retard was dumb enough to push Lucas into the limelight with this "swatting"... people of that same moronic caliber are hearing Lucas push for "pulling that trigger next time" and they're going to take it as a challenge.

And god, allah or flying testicles in the green skies help us all if they pull it off. Lucas would get that sainthood he's been cooming for all his faggot life.

Are we in the darkest timeline, kiwibros?

inb4 faggot suicide by cop to secure troon martyrdom

 

[The Line]

Why didn't the swatter time the threat so that cockwaffles would be raided on stream? It's the fucking goal of swatters to have it done live.

 

[Cymophane]

I like this .

 

[HatredOfScissors]

Despite mainstream coverage his streams still hovering around 1.3k. I don't watch it but I dont think thats even out of the usual ballpark. Even being swatted and being on national tv can't make people watch his stream. I don't think this is going to translate to any long term boost.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lol, the journoscums were journoscum and “ambushed” Lucas. I’m so surprised. He also needs an adblock. You have to be dumb to not have a basic adblock. Holy shit he looks awful in motion. He made his mom roll out the computer for him. Weak nigga.