Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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If you want some good laughs, take a look at the quote tweets on this tweet by the police department that entered the house
No. Trim these twitter URLs. You’re leaving in the new unique trackers.

Trimmed https://twitter.com/lpsmediaoffice/status/1557414358531149833

Untrimmed (unique trackers and intentionally broken)

https:// twitter. com/lpsmediaoffice/status/ 1557414358531149833?s=20&t=W58vBG7qqXTYThjlSmUKcg

Everything after “t” is who you are, what device you used, and they watch who clicks it to fingerprint them just like they do to you.

Just a friendly FYI. Twitter is now a full-blown spy op.
 
(can't immediately find the video of himself on CTV News)
Disappointedly, "Wow, news agencies sure do a lot of news..."

This stream is reminding me why I first followed this thread
Of course he was just timeslot-filler for them. Even Matt Jarbo was on the news after he got a visit from the FBI, it's forgotten as soon as it happens. Only difference here is that Lucas is walking away $70k richer due to some faggot troll's actions.

I seriously doubt it'll affect Lucas's long-term stream numbers either, when all the controversy is gone, he's just playing BOTW or Minecraft in silence occasionally broken up by him angrily banning someone saying something he dislikes in chat.
 
No. Trim these twitter URLs. You’re leaving in the new unique trackers.

Trimmed https://twitter.com/lpsmediaoffice/status/1557414358531149833

Untrimmed (unique trackers and intentionally broken)

https:// twitter. com/lpsmediaoffice/status/ 1557414358531149833?s=20&t=W58vBG7qqXTYThjlSmUKcg

Everything after “t” is who you are, what device you used, and they watch who clicks it to fingerprint them just like they do to you.

Just a friendly FYI. Twitter is now a full-blown spy op.
The extension ClearURLs automatically removes that shit, btw: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/clearurls/lckanjgmijmafbedllaakclkaicjfmnk?hl=en
 
that face, there is something so palpable about it. So horrific and smug, outright disgusting. The way he bites his lip and tries to muster the tears through eyes of pure hatred, it looks like a fucking insolent child begging his mommy to get him some random shit. He is fucking mad, he is pissed, but he has to play victim. The hubris and the victimhood fighting one another in a god complex with walls higher than Constantinople. He wants to scream and lash out, call everyone bigots and cunts but he has to hold back for the optics he must keep up.

Good job keffals, you look like a ass.

Sincerly, sneed.
 
WHAT?

That changes everything. If they kept the hard drives they're still investigating him for SOMETHING.
Holy fuck. How long until we find out?

We keep going back and forth with "it was a swatting," and "They're investigating him for something he has on his computer, like CP or illegal distribution of drugs."

He got his computer back, but some of the hard drives are staying. They could also be keeping the disk images of whatever they did return.

I can't wait for the media blackout when things go really, REALLY bad for luke here.
 
No. Trim these twitter URLs. You’re leaving in the new unique trackers.

Trimmed https://twitter.com/lpsmediaoffice/status/1557414358531149833

Untrimmed (unique trackers and intentionally broken)

https:// twitter. com/lpsmediaoffice/status/ 1557414358531149833?s=20&t=W58vBG7qqXTYThjlSmUKcg

Everything after “t” is who you are, what device you used, and they watch who clicks it to fingerprint them just like they do to you.

Just a friendly FYI. Twitter is now a full-blown spy op.
Damn I did not know that. I deleted it so no one else will get fingerprinted. Thanks for the information.
 
There's a clip from my first Smug AGP Smirk upload from back on Apr. 10th, 2022 where Lucas talks about wanting to get more surgeries in the future.


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As if keffals couldn't get more unnatural and grotesque looking, BOGDANOFF SAGA INCOMING

Remember those vacations his family went on? This nigga needs no charity.

I am beyond optimistic here, but I really hope GoFundMe yanks the money from him for some technicality.
Then they will redonate to BLM scam charities or child castration funds like they tried to do with that trucker convoy. Just let keffals keep it to waste on video game lootboxes and shitty consoomer merch
 
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