Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I am wondering how many phones Lucas has and what all was confiscated. Since he opened another phone on stream tonight, this should be the 200 call line. At least that was when he remembered he had another phone.

Lucas, you should wear a mask and act for your stream because you have no personality.
 
I know it's Reddit but holy shit the 'tism.
"Don't like child predation, huh? Bet you hate black people, Christo-fascist."
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Sure, if the PoC food workers were cooking food in a bathtub with no proper sanitary precautions and dispensing it to kids in a discord with adult content. I think most people would call the cops on something like that.
 
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Archive of the VOD.
 
Hearing that about the dog just ruined my day. That poor animal
 
I feel like we gloss over that this thread started in fucking March and we’re almost at 800 pages.

Is this a Kiwi record? Is Lucas really the Ultimate Troon Cow?

Maybe third place, behind Chris Chan and Yaniv.

Who knows, maybe things will get bad enough that he gets his own space just like those two.
 
Lucas, bro, why you crying? Men don't cry about stupid shit my dude. You need to let shit roll off your back, like a duck. Just pull your fucking cock out and say, "I'm a fucking man, and I'm going to start acting like one!". Seriously bro, reach down, grab those fucking nuts and man up, stop whining all the time. I believe in you bro, you got this king.
 
I am wondering how many phones Lucas has and what all was confiscated. Since he opened another phone on stream tonight, this should be the 200 call line. At least that was when he remembered he had another phone.

Lucas, you should wear a mask and act for your stream because you have no personality.
IIRC, earlier in the thread it was stated he got all of his belongings back from the police, and lucas himself said he bought new phones (and computers) the day of the warrant being served.
 
If I'm not mistaken, some of the hard drives were still kept by the cops?
I don't know, I don't follow this troon very closely however in digital forensics they usually take a snapshot of all drives/cloud data though I don't think they would return the devices if they were still investigating them. That would be incredibly stupid and unusual afaik.
 
I don't want to dig through the thread again but the police did keep the hard drives.

Since the police kept his hard drives but returned everything else, I'm willing to bet there's incriminating or illegal content of some nature on there. Too bad Lucas was too estrogen-poisoned to learn what full disk encryption was.

Odds we get hit with a lolsuit despite us humble farmers having nothing to do with the 'tard who swatted Luke? My bets are 50/50. He's exceptional enough to think suing Kiwi Farms is good for updoots and twitter ratios.
A lolsuit will have no effect unless he files it in the glorious US of A. Besides the fact that there is no evidence of course. Even if we make generous assumptions and assume he did file it in the US and the swatter used KF and the feds found who it was, a lolsuit would still have no effect because you can't sue the forum for something that a user did. That's like suing the cafe for a customer brandishing a gun inside it.
 
Nobody is mad that Keffals has managed to grift 70k, Its just really telling the socialist commie is taking money off unemployed troons who are for a most part autistic or underage or both.
Id feel dirty and scummy taking money off mentally retarded stunted trannies regardless of my transphobia.
see my earlier post about carrying capacity. there are only so many troonbux to go around and Lucas is about to piss a bunch of them away on taco bell and adderall.
 
I sincerely feel sorry for Keffals' ex and I mean that in the fullest sense. I cannot even imagine what it must feel like for the face of the person who dragged you over the coals of the justice system (for a crime that you would never commit) to come up on a national news broadcast. All of the earlier social media chatter must have triggered some old pain points. It took a lot of courage for them to try to open up about what happened and to have shared their story with a complete stranger from a site with a less than sunny reputation. Take it easy, you're only human. I hope that you're doing okay out there and treating yourself and your loved ones to something nice.

Odds we get hit with a lolsuit despite us humble farmers having nothing to do with the 'tard who swatted Luke? My bets are 50/50. He's exceptional enough to think suing Kiwi Farms is good for updoots and twitter ratios.
Probably nil.

I don't think that the forums or the "swatter" are in Keffals' crosshairs, if anything, this whole thing has been a major boon with both intangible and material rewards. I think that the target of the lawlsuit will be the London police service and that he will attempt to sue them for their alleged misconduct and the "damages" that he suffered as a result of their handling of the case. Keffals might argue that had the London police heeded his brother's warnings and added him to a "no swat list", this whole debacle could have been avoided.

It's a bit tricky because this isn't really a case of swatting in the traditional sense. Your run-of-the-mill swatting usually involves some idiot ringing the police to say the "[Streamer] is in crisis, has a [Insert choice of deadly weapon here] and is an imminent threat to [themself/other(s)]". Police respond to what they believe is an immediate danger, no warrant or item seizures required, blah blah blah, you've seen it countless times before.

In this case, Keffals was a suspect in what the police had reason to believe was a domestic terror plot and the police had no choice but to investigate. They weren't going to just going to take his word for it and send him on his merry way without checking his devices and bringing him in for questioning. What damages were there beyond some early stage Twitter withdrawal syndrome and mild sleep deprivation?

There was a lot of "I'm gonna make sure that nothing like this (swatting) ever happens again" talk during Keffals' victory lap stream. If Keffals was really serious about preventing swattings then he would push to have anti-swatting legislation made into law. He could do this by lobbying and encouraging his Canadian fans to reach out to their MPs and ask that they bring the matter up in the house of commons. The coolest part is that he wouldn't need lawyers and a fat stack of cash to do it either.
 
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