Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Migraine Box]

>chick-fil-a
that's not very progressive of you, jessie

 

[Looney Troons]

I remember checking into this thread a few months back when it only had a few pages and thought nothing of it. Just some retard troon who is obsessed with upvotes. Almost 800 fucking pages in less than half a year. What the holy mother of fuck is going on in this thread? Looks like I’ve got plenty of weekend reading to catch up on.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Everything is calm in the eye of the troonstorm. Your mind is lucid and bright. The mindbending phylogenetics appear more distant and, to be fair, a little ridiculous. The great Tranny Mystery has cleared up. All that's left to do is to verbalize your thoughts - go and talk to Keffals about your newly-found insights.

The voice from the podcast was still pouring forth its tale of banning and hatching and ratioing, but the shouting outside had died down a little; the Doordashers were turning back to their work. One of them drove up with the sub sandwich. Null, sitting in a blissful dream, paid no attention as it was placed at his door. He was not running or cheering any longer - he was back in Twitter HQ, with everything forgiven, his soul white as snow. He was on his private channel, confessing everything, implicating everybody. He was shutting down the Kiwi Farms, with the feeling of walking in sunlight, and an armed guard at his back.

The long-hoped-for bullet was entering his brain.

He gazed up at the androgynous face. For years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was underneath the straight,
stringy hair.

O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two banana pepper-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself.

He loved Lucas Roberts.

 

[cia-log]

The "just trying to live her life" line always gets me. I don't think a week has gone by since the Destiny thing where Keffals wasn't picking fights with random people.

 

[Table Country]

I'll give Keffals this credit: his transition seems to be coming along nicely. From picture alone I could believe him to be a coked-up wine mom.

 

[LiquidKid]

He can't, it's likely that he has bad male pattern baldness and brushing would only cause more of it to fall out

I’ve heard that estrogen leads to hair loss in men, is there any validity to this?

 

[Teknorat]

Lay off the Taco Bell man, jesus christ.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

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WTF IS THAT? HAHAHA

Are they making Wallace & Gromit Halloween special?

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Tipster is talking about this now on stream. He said we're insane autists lol.

Fuck Bargain Basement Quarterpounder's opinions. He's so revoltingly obese that he would be incapable of fucking the troon he's simping for.

 

[bile demon]

We should call an early vote, Keffals is almost guaranteed the Lolcow of the Year award. The amount of milk in such a short time is unheard of, we've reached unsustainable rates.

Wrong in every detail as always, child.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Ooooh shit boys, he's been caught with kiddy porn and and he's dancing on glowing strings for the camera!

This is a state sponsored tranny now.

 

[Violence King]

Googling Keffals
lead to like dozens of articles about transphobes on internet targetting a transgender person
:I

god mainstream media love to defend child predators.

were you asleep for them shrieking for a year straight over convicted pedophile Joseph Rosenbaum being shot in a self defense incident?

 

[Spez]

Keffals might have CP on his drives but atleast he isnt rude.

 

[Violence King]

Keffals might have CP on his drives but atleast he isnt rude.

unironically how their minds work.

 

[BiggerChungus]

JessieBeanie is very paranoid of KF, maybe they should focus on cleaning their room.
JessieBeanie Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/onibaitkid/submitted/
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Is there a thread on Jessie wut?
Also for some reason Blood + Donutz#0484 has been removed from mod and have purged some of his messages.
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Imagine so lazy and/or retarded that you literally just pile up trash on the floor next to your day. If only he had pissle bottles, he'd be a based true gamer.

Keffals is so gross.

I swear every time I see a pic of him I smell something bad. He's just disgusting to look at, moreso than a lot of troons for me. It's like he's in an uncanny valley where he isn't a completely "failed" hairy man in a dress, but at the same time he doesn't pass for a woman on any close inspection and still has a manly face and fucking mustache. That with the perpetually greasy look really does make him particularly gross.

 

[Spez]

Nobody is mad that Keffals has managed to grift 70k, Its just really telling the socialist commie is taking money off unemployed troons who are for a most part autistic or underage or both.
Id feel dirty and scummy taking money off mentally retarded stunted trannies regardless of my transphobia.

I wouldnt

 

[Becky McDonald]

Cow crossover from my favorite braindead urbanite in the "I hate pro-bughive channels" and "Public Transport" threads. Any bigots who point out Lucas' manboobs WILL be banned from their monthly allowance of bug burgers and bike time!
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As someone who's a regular poster in the bughive threads, this is par for the course at this point. These people are lolcows of the highest degree and have been able to slip relatively under the radar for the past couple of years because they tend to blend in with all the other virtuous greenies that Greta The Gremlin birthed. In reality, they're hyper-marxists who want to end personal transport and go hand-in-hand with the bugmeat-eaters.

 

[cat merchant]

JessieBeanie is very paranoid of KF, maybe they should focus on cleaning their room.
JessieBeanie Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/onibaitkid/submitted/
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Also for some reason Blood + Donutz#0484 has been removed from mod and have purged some of his messages.
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Twitter “activism” in a nutshell. They love to call chik-fil-a transphobic and yet still eat their food. Hypocrisy at its finest.

 

[MaoriMan]

Oh no
Don’t show up to my place at 1111 Via Lugano, Winter Park, FL 32789-1541

OT If that's yours, that's a beautiful house homie.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

JessieBeanie is very paranoid of KF, maybe they should focus on cleaning their room.

Troons and clean rooms, never go hand in hand. If you learn that someone is a troon, 99,99% chance their room is a dumpster.

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He is so fucking fat that you can tell by his puffy face and double chin. Not the cute puffy type, eunuch puffy face type. Had the police seized his dilators?