DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

2. Have Phil forced into a debate/convo with a competent person about ANY TOPIC to see how much of a sperg he really is.

"Oh im wrong? Yeah guess im so wrong my head is on fire and exploding? Tuhuihh, Yeah right. As you can see my head is unexploded so im not wrong!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

I've now decided in my head (based on 0 evidence) that one minute man is Derich's parents who found out about Phil when Derich stole their credit card to get a membership and so contacted Phil "behind the scenes" to donate him money each month because they'd rather have their mong son watching a 40 year old scammer play games badly than jacking it to scat porn or little girls on Youtube and this is who Phil is referencing when he talks about people telling him every day his content "helps them" and has "worth".

I hope to see this theory reported as fact in the next Doody Streams video.

I've wondered if it's babysitting money. We'll find out if he goes to college I guess. I would think it stops since he should be in classes.

 

[TJGamebox]

With the Wings crowd coming over we might get a late Summer luau. Phil has been on edge since he had WWEC on his phone. The Piggy Panic is real, and after a slow night he'll lurk here while eating a lunch meat sandwich while the horse cries. Hi Phil, better get ready these Wings boys sure know how to party.

Oh you know he’s ordering out Uber eats, and getting that sheries pies

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

don't want to see his story come to an abrupt end.

Speak for yourself

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Don't get your hopes up too much about some of these Wings trolls, many of them have made very stupid attempts at trolling Wings that have been done to death and are mostly low effort apart from a few here and there (e.g that Sparky kid taking over Wing's PSN and that suspicious Bernie Gores character who keeps dying in all these places across the globe), with Phil I don't think the quality of trolling will change that drastically.

In fact the "troll" tipping might get worse, remeber when Phil was reacting to Wing's DTRH video and Wings told his viewers to chime in and you had some people here saying how these Wings trolls were going to make the reaction stream a nightmare for Phil, well yeah I suppose it was a nightmare, but not for the piggy but instesd the troll's piggybanks being emptied with a large influx of superchats from these "trolls", if you want to call them that at that point.

 

[Mr. Brown]

75% of the trolling with wings is team killing him or trying to get racist things played on his stream.

Phil doesn't play multiplayer and doesn't set up parties with viewers to give those trolls the chance to play with him.

The wings trolls won't achieve much here, Phil is too insulated. Short of sending stuff to his house I can't see how trolling wings would translate well to trolling Phil.

 

[MAWBD]

Schrodingers Lolcow, you both want your cow to crash and burn yet at the same time need them to continue going for more entertainment.

Piggy is already his own worst detractor, so kinda like the pattern interference in the two slit experiment, he interferes with his own success.

 

[TurdFondler]

Phil may have become a man too boring to troll. He's insulated himself completely, routinely self owns and there are very few avenues for trolls to exploit. Even a long con pretending to be a dent and entering the inner sanctum would just end with a LIMB.

The best plan would be a spec ops approach and diluting his gin with ever increasing amounts of water. Someone would have to live secretly in his walls or something.

 

[Balr0g]

It'd be nice if the Wings trolls came over and actually gave DSP something to complain about but I'll believe it when I see it. Not getting my hopes up.

If they really fuck with Phil, he will wish the SOK came back with their sperging (and that little gayop with his prestream arts for his Ask the pig)

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I feel like most of us here enjoy seeing Phil squirm and suffer, and don't want to see his story come to an abrupt end.

Pig has toxified, misrepresented, and exploited enough games. I mean, games can be art, some of my favorite examples of this are the soundtracks of the Dragon Quest games. The pig doesn't deserve to tap into this.

This came to a head for me when he facetanked, roll spammed, and jump spammed his way through elden ring with overleved poise and the like, without bothering to try and learn how to block, counter, parry, time rolls, manage stamina, or do anything in the game you are supposed to try and do.

If he wants to give golddust in other ways then that sounds fun to me, but it would be no sweat off my back if his run as a poser gamer came to an end.

 

[Free Jasper]

75% of the trolling with wings is team killing him or trying to get racist things played on his stream.

Phil doesn't play multiplayer and doesn't set up parties with viewers to give those trolls the chance to play with him.

The wings trolls won't achieve much here, Phil is too insulated. Short of sending stuff to his house I can't see how trolling wings would translate well to trolling Phi

Funny though.
Probably some of the funniest trolling I’ve seen (outside of our Nige ) is a guy who would follow Wings into games shouting insults. When Wings clicked on his profile to mute him, the guy would set his background picture as a giant black schlong.
Not only was Wings reaction great, but he’d stress for the rest of the day YouTube/twitch would boot him for having a cock on his stream.

They’re a creative bunch when they want to be.

I don’t think they’re coming though. Wings was an organic fight that started. I don’t think you just point this mob at a target and say ‘go’.

 

[strandedcastaway]

The best plan would be a spec ops approach and diluting his gin with ever increasing amounts of water. Someone would have to live secretly in his walls or something.

I know this is a joke, but that would be the FIRST thing an alcoholic would notice.

Phil can be trolled, it just has to be done in a way that doesn't involve throwing money at him (through troll superchats) or where you do it on his stream and he can just ban you immediately. Copyright strikes are the way to go, and I'd have zero sympathy because he and his minions have gotten how many channels shut down that way---a dozen? If something happened to him that was remotely as bad as his recent lies about what's been done to him (that detractors spent $10,000 of his money and that's why he's poor), I'd just laugh. He earned it.

 

[TurdFondler]

I know this is a joke, but that would be the FIRST thing an alcoholic would notice.

I'm talking a 3 or 4 year plan with multiple operatives where we replace his gin by 3mL a week, in increments. Also surreptitiously add weights to his controllers and remotes so in 2027 when the troll op is done he's sober and svelte.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Funny though.
Probably some of the funniest trolling I’ve seen (outside of our Nige ) is a guy who would follow Wings into games shouting insults. When Wings clicked on his profile to mute him, the guy would set his background picture as a giant black schlong.
Not only was Wings reaction great, but he’d stress for the rest of the day YouTube/twitch would boot him for having a cock on his stream.

They’re a creative bunch when they want to be.

I don’t think they’re coming though. Wings was an organic fight that started. I don’t think you just point this mob at a target and say ‘go’.

I called it

Oh no, the Wings trolls are going to call Phil fat with a $5 Superchats

I bet Ban Ban Burnell is quaking in his boots

If that is the best these trolls can do, then Im of the opinion that Phil leaving his phone on stream with the WWEChampions app running because Jasper wouldnt move from Phil's chair is funnier than calling him fat and is best achieved by not giving Phil money to call him names.

Phillip is his own worst detractor

 

[Tears for T]

Piggy is already his own worst detractor, so kinda like the pattern interference in the two slit experiment, he interferes with his own success.

Exactly!

When I watch Dave, I look at his antics the same way Jane Goodall did when she studied mountain gorillas. I'm very interested in how he arrive at something, the thoughts and reasoning. The product itself, in Dave's case the gameplay - is unimportant.

I want to understand how Dave honestly think that his antics are amusing and how his constant lies are increasingly eating away at him psychologically. Dave is a hollow husk, there is nothing genuine - everything is just, pop culture references, lies and fart jokes.

But, I don't want Dave's journey to end - yet. Wings troll can't brake och hurt Dave, he is already broken and is now just running on fumes.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Funny though.
Probably some of the funniest trolling I’ve seen (outside of our Nige ) is a guy who would follow Wings into games shouting insults. When Wings clicked on his profile to mute him, the guy would set his background picture as a giant black schlong.
Not only was Wings reaction great, but he’d stress for the rest of the day YouTube/twitch would boot him for having a cock on his stream.

They’re a creative bunch when they want to be.

I don’t think they’re coming though. Wings was an organic fight that started. I don’t think you just point this mob at a target and say ‘go’.

The wings trolls are mostly very good and funny.

But I don't see how they can touch Phil. He plays offline, if he does play online everything is muted, he doesn't answer messages, doesn't play with viewers.

Wings will sit there for 30 minutes inviting random people into a lobby for Rainbow ranked games. It's easy to troll him when he will invite anyone to play.

 

[Free Jasper]

The wings trolls are mostly very good and funny.

But I don't see how they can touch Phil. He plays offline, if he does play online everything is muted, he doesn't answer messages, doesn't play with viewers.

Wings will sit there for 30 minutes inviting random people into a lobby for Rainbow ranked games. It's easy to troll him when he will invite anyone to play.

Like the Farm, they come in a wide variety of flavours (and hence I don’t understand people saying they ‘don’t like them’; they’re a wide, wide ranging bunch). Not all of them are career killers and not all of them are just chat spammers.

Piggy muting online play will protect him from the basic layer of them, but he wide open to the ‘sending things to his house’ trolls and above. God help him if they get a whiff of his PSN or Champions access.

Also, could you imagine pigs reaction if his photo was on CNN as having died in the Beirut explosion (like wings was)? He’d have a meltdown.

All hypothetical though. Nobody controls this group.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

It should be noted that Phil does NOT open things he either did not order or is unsure of. IIRC, he has admitted to throwing away an unknown package because he was concerned about it being from trolls. So it's not like you can just send him anything and he'll open it. Even with OIC, he didn't trust him to send him a laptop and instead insisted on just getting the money

 

[Sup3r]

If they really fuck with Phil, he will wish the SOK came back with their sperging (and that little gayop with his prestream arts for his Ask the pig)

It really is telling just how good Phil has had it if the worst of his trolls were a bunch of spergs who spent most of their time just watching and reacting to Phil in an autistic way. He really takes it for granted.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

It should be noted that Phil does NOT open things he either did not order or is unsure of. IIRC, he has admitted to throwing away an unknown package because he was concerned about it being from trolls. So it's not like you can just send him anything and he'll open it. Even with OIC, he didn't trust him to send him a laptop and instead insisted on just getting the money

I think you're wrong. If I sent Phil a comically cartoony bomb shaped package and wrote "6 star Hogans inside" on it or simply put "$$$" I bet he'd open it.