WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[TJGamebox]

Ps he only has one 6 star. That will change very soon I already know it anywho here’s the next chase

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Ps he only has one 6 star. That will change very soon I already know it anywho here’s the next chase

**nail biting intensifies**

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Ps he only has one 6 star. That will change very soon I already know it anywho here’s the next chase

Slight power level here, I started two Niantic games late May and after spending $15 total, which of I earned through a receipt scanning program, and I’m already at the “fuck this shit” level and deleted them already.
I get lots of miles in but I’ll just have to enjoy the cheevos on my chosen fitness app. Which is free.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Niantic games

Not a big fan of "cheating" at games. But the heyday of Pokémon Go botting/spoofing was beautiful. Fucking greedy ass pokemans. Fuck that game. Bought some pokeballs once and never again.

Ps he only has one 6 star. That will change very soon I already know it anywho here’s the next chase

Ahh a tale as old as time. The quintessential dsp catch 22. To indulge in his gatcha addiction, let the basketball American slip on by cuz of an unfortunate case of bugged rascim mechanics In wwe champions. Nothing he could do. He nigged everything right.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The quintessential dsp catch 22. To indulge in his gatcha addiction, let the basketball American slip on by

For all the joking we do about hogans, in reality Dave is far beyond caring what faces appear on his gambling cards. His top team at one point was a black man, a skeleton, and a woman, all of which he notoriously hates.

 

[TJGamebox]

Go to bed Phil

 

[Lester Jones]

Go to bed Phil

His impotent rage from Big Brother Rich's betrayal keeps him awake.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Go to bed Phil

Maybe I am late, but now I see why Phil hasn't been kicked out of this guild yet. No line app or discord!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Maybe I am late, but now I see why Phil hasn't been kicked out of this guild yet. No line app or discord!

That got changed after he was found out.

 

[Chernabog3000]

For all the joking we do about hogans, in reality Dave is far beyond caring what faces appear on his gambling cards. His top team at one point was a black man, a skeleton, and a woman, all of which he notoriously hates.

Oh no doubt. Jpegs could manifest into some sort of sentient being and kill Jasper and he'd still be pulling.

 

[myone]

Random though, just need to write this down somewhere:

One of the funniest aspects of the WWE saga for me is that DSP claims that there's this innocent guy out there, who "accidentally" used TheycallmeDSP as their WWE Champions handle, and this poor guy gets harassed all the time by trolls, because they wrongly think he's "the guy" and he has to go through all this trouble to change his name in WWE a couple of times. Meanwhile, if this were actually true, this guy wouldn't play cat and mouse with trolls and get harassed for years, no, he would just show 'hey, this is my account, look at my phone, i'm clearly not DSP, now move on'. It would be incredibly easy to do (take photo of phone with WWEC open and be somewhere other than Seattle/Renton) and much much nicer than getting thrown out of all their guilds.

We all know it's DSP, but even without knowing, this whole narrative is on its face just stupid.

 

[AnOminous]

For all the joking we do about hogans, in reality Dave is far beyond caring what faces appear on his gambling cards. His top team at one point was a black man, a skeleton, and a woman, all of which he notoriously hates.

REVEAL: on the famous jackoff video, DSP was actually jerking his bone to a skeleton!

 

[HackerX]

Random though, just need to write this down somewhere:

One of the funniest aspects of the WWE saga for me is that DSP claims that there's this innocent guy out there, who "accidentally" used TheycallmeDSP as their WWE Champions handle, and this poor guy gets harassed all the time by trolls, because they wrongly think he's "the guy" and he has to go through all this trouble to change his name in WWE a couple of times. Meanwhile, if this were actually true, this guy wouldn't play cat and mouse with trolls and get harassed for years, no, he would just show 'hey, this is my account, look at my phone, i'm clearly not DSP, now move on'. It would be incredibly easy to do (take photo of phone with WWEC open and be somewhere other than Seattle/Renton) and much much nicer than getting thrown out of all their guilds.

We all know it's DSP, but even without knowing, this whole narrative is on its face just stupid.

It's stupid, but makes sense in his brain. He truly believes he's smarter than everyone else and doesn't have the cognitive capability to reconcile his reality with actual reality.

I'd love to learn about what event, trauma, psychology, etc causes someone to go this far when all evidence is so damning at this point. Is DSP's personality just God's funny joke or was it learned behavior?

The icing on the cake is that retards still give him a sizeable income. That completely justifies all his behavior (to himself at least) so he has no reason to "fix" himself and it's hard to argue that he should based on what we know of his metrics of success.

 

[UncleTusky]

I'd love to learn about what event, trauma, psychology, etc causes someone to go this far when all evidence is so damning at this point. Is DSP's personality just God's funny joke or was it learned behavior?

I'd say it's learned behavior, but more in the context of socialization he didn't get: By all accounts he pretty much lived online from his mid-teens onwards so whenever someone told him "you're wrong, here's why, we're not going to have this problem again are we?" he could just jump over to some other site and keep stroking his ego there. Even when he had IRL jobs that went poorly (Best Buy, Circuit City, the helicopter plant) he never learned because whenever he did make an ass out of himself he just went right back on the Internet to cope and rant about how everybody there was an exceptional individual who would forget to breathe if he weren't around.

I suspect that going from attending tourneys and posting on bigger forums (Google Groups/Usenet, SRK) to being a shutin and sticking to websites he personally controls (Top-Haters, whatever TheKingOfHate.com is called now, his assorted chats, arguably his Twitter now that replies are inactivated) threw gasoline on that fire because it meant he didn't have to run away from people calling him an idiot anymore, he could just stay put and ban them instead.

 

[RandyFries]

https://wwe.candy.com/

A surprise big bill just arrived. It’s not WWE Champions but I want to make sure that DSP sees this so that he spends money on it.

 

[BScCollateral]

I'd love to learn about what event, trauma, psychology, etc causes someone to go this far when all evidence is so damning at this point. Is DSP's personality just God's funny joke or was it learned behavior?

I have no expert knowledge on cocaine addiction, but I wonder if nose candy might account for his sinus problems and his apparent cognitive decline.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I have no expert knowledge on cocaine addiction, but I wonder if nose candy might account for his sinus problems and his apparent cognitive decline.

Given how filthy his khando is I wouldn't be surprised if his increasingly bad sinus problems are due to the pigsty-like conditions he's living in.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Given how filthy his khando is I wouldn't be surprised if his increasingly bad sinus problems are due to the pigsty-like conditions he's living in.

And the mold from the broken water pipe.

 

[Michael Richards]

where would phil get coke? he doesnt leave his house, doesnt talk to anybody. finding drugs online would be hard for a guy who can barely turn on a computer. black guys near the local burger king send him into a terrified paranoid rant, powder drugs and the acquiring of them are risks he just isnt going to take.

 

[UncleTusky]

I have no expert knowledge on cocaine addiction, but I wonder if nose candy might account for his sinus problems and his apparent cognitive decline.

Phil's too scared of (ahem) urban people to seek out a drug dealer and too boring on stream to be hopped up on coke. If he were on drugs he'd be unbelievably hyper and agitated, not a surly blob who only shows signs of life when someone points out he's running a scam.

Edit: Ninja'd.