Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Linger Longer]

That's some Peter Lorre eyes shit. You know, as frustrating as it is to see fake news continually sucking the flaccid micropenises of these tranny vermin, people who are hearing the words they say, which are turds in the mouths of the filth speaking them, they are actually looking at this fucking freak.

This "woman."

They know what they're looking at and they know those words are lies.

What are they going to believe, fake news "journalists" or their own lying eyes?

Anyone looking at this fucking freak sees a MAN.

Peter Lorre was a great actor though. Nice catch dude.

 

[Troll Face No Space]

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The clout chasing politician has arrived.
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Castro Jr too busy for simple peasants like you.
(A)

how the fuck are these habi jabi suicide bombers on the side of trannies. what the fuck is even happening anymore. faggot probably has a rainbow dye job under that pink wrap

 

[Nick Gars]

>Terrify people online
I'm pretty sure "terrify" isn't the right word for describing what Lucas makes people feel. A better, more accurate word might be "disgust".

Disgust, revulsion, contempt, loathing, that feeling you get when watching a train wreck, amusement at his retardation, lots of things, but certainly not "terrifying". Lucas is about as intimidating as aging dog shit on the side of the road, the biggest difference being the dog shit probably smells better.



Congrats on 800 pages Lucas! You really are a cow like no other. I'll see you again in a week for page 900.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

how the fuck are these habi jabi suicide bombers on the side of trannies. what the fuck is even happening anymore. faggot probably has a rainbow dye job under that pink wrap

They know the West is on the path to self-destruction and they're happy to assist.

Found an old Cam Newton gif that seems applicable:

 

[Harvey Danger]

Out of all the people to ask, Trans are the most likely to double down. Because they don't want to be seen as having a mental illness, they just want to be the opposite sex.

That's why AGP and paraphilia taxonomy is so powerful as a scientific explanation.

In fact I think that's the next step. Instead of dysphoria being seen as mental illness, they want it to be seen as normal.

And that's why trannies seethe, dilate, and mass report anyone who brings it up.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Hey Lucas! Since I know you and your fat ass edge friends are watching
You aren’t a woman. You will never be a woman. Cope.
All that money you spent on bolt on tits and now your fucking gut is bigger than your saggy tits? Eat a fuckin salad FFS. Or don’t, I dun care about your heart health honestly. Seethe.
We never lose, because we never actually gave a real shit anyway, but thank you for being unintentionally funny. I appreciate that. Also I DO respect the grift, can’t argue with it, but if you were trying to make serious money you’d do as some of us do and master actual financial things. Stealing from retards is easy mode (like the rest of your life, and gaming, which you truly suck at) and I approve, because people that get nigger rich always fuck it up (no exceptions).
Does your amhole smell like actual shit? I’m betting it does and guess what- no matter how many cans of febreeze you toss down that gaping wound, it will always smell like a truck stop porta potty in august. So if that’s winning I guess I have to concede the field to you.
Dialate. Heavy emphasis on the first syllable.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

july 10th was so recent, and yet so long ago. congrats to over 800 pages, lucas, you fucking sperg. i really thought you'd learned a lesson and were gonna keep your head down. now i know better.

And were are here to see it's downfall in 8k 240Hz. Glorious is the day that the world sees this spergs 41%. It's also really funny to see that Keffals biggest "Accomplishment" wasnt even his own. It was because of someone else. He fails at failing. I swear this is going to lead to a divided by zero paradox that will implode the internet.

 

[Sinpie]

It always feels weird when niche lolcows make it into more mainstream notoriety.

 

[Churros con Manteca]

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You know, Quasimodo has a big heart and is really brave. Sad thing I can't say any of those things for Lucas.

Considering this thread hit 800 pages in little over half a year and seems to be going for 1000 pages by the end of the year, I think @Null should make the Kiwifarms logo on the top left of the page say "Mango Ranch" whenever you're in the Keffals thread. Just like how the "You're gonna carry that gunt" text shows up when you visit Ralph's.

This is of course, in reference to how in DMs with @AustinNoPowers, Lucas was insistent on never naming KF and instead called it "Mango Ranch"

In my opinion I think that adding a forum style, like the one you can set in your user preferences, would fit better, the palette could be a tropical or a mango color selection.

I'll probably rig it tomorrow and throw something together eventually. (blend attached)

Knowing how easy is to get something up with Godot or Unity I think that this can materialize. Pretty cool job regardless.

Btw Happy 800, keep it up kiwis!

 

[Android raptor]

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Meanwhile TRUE and HONEST women/girls are trooning out to escape misogyny, only to detransition later.

Not that keffals could relate

 

[lupinthethird]

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Hilarious seeing him crawl out of the coom chamber

Purely speculation but that could be an SSD in that evidence bag

 

[themasterlurker]

Purely speculation but that could be an SSD in that evidence bag

It's a cellphone, SSDs aren't that big

 

[Sprate Header]

Keffals in the next YOTC Roundup?

(Link) (https://archive.ph/H3n1E)

 

[Chuck]

I'm sure Trudeau will get right on it dude.

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if by "it" you mean indigenous girldick, then yes, he'd love to get right on it

 

[Sprocket]

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(Link) (https://archive.ph/wip/yk9eH)

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No, shit-head. People dont hate you for being trans, people hate you because you're a degenerate.

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This seems amusing.
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I hope the cops deep-scanned his hard drives before giving it back.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

how the fuck are these habi jabi suicide bombers on the side of trannies. what the fuck is even happening anymore. faggot probably has a rainbow dye job under that pink wrap

Juggy has never met a leftist social fad he doesn’t try to attach himself to. He is a silver spooned trust fund brat who supports the other vapid silver spooned twat because Juggy wants to grift off the taxpayers with a federal pension. He is the least surprising person to get in on Lucas.

 

[Rei is shit]

Been meaning to reply to this one. Can't find it directly, myself, but I'm sure there was some cost/benefit analysis done (substack?) where it was shown that to save one (child's) life - from Covid, using vaccines - it would kill something like half a dozen kids. Might have this misremembered - ring a bell for anyone else?

That is way to feminine for keffals. Make the shoulders wide and upper arms fat.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Considering this thread hit 800 pages in little over half a year and seems to be going for 1000 pages by the end of the year, I think @Null should make the Kiwifarms logo on the top left of the page say "Mango Ranch" whenever you're in the Keffals thread. Just like how the "You're gonna carry that gunt" text shows up when you visit Ralph's.

This is of course, in reference to how in DMs with @AustinNoPowers, Lucas was insistent on never naming KF and instead called it "Mango Ranch"

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He could also possibly make it so that you appear as Destiny in this thread Winter as a little bonus touch.

 

[Violence King]

Bingo. Shows how little actual support Lucas has.

The troons throwing money at him are nothing but moneybags, as we literally just heard him say "He's not moving".

what? he's not moving?
So he's probably going to get fucked with by the troll that made the original call / e-mail again?

They will unironically ignore the negative side effects and call it transphobic. If you tell a Trans person that "affirmation" is not medical treatment for dysphoria then they will double down and say that it's the best way to treat their mental illness. I've seen it.

In fact what I've witnessed is that it's basically heresy in their Trans religion to backtrack in any way possible. I used to ask people if they could take a pill to stop being gay, because it was interesting to see how people considered their choices or circumstances. Now the reason why is because if you ask someone with diabetes, allergies, physical deformities etc. They would undo their issues, no question.

Out of all the people to ask, Trans are the most likely to double down. Because they don't want to be seen as having a mental illness, they just want to be the opposite sex.

In fact I think that's the next step. Instead of dysphoria being seen as mental illness, they want it to be seen as normal.

The rest of us know this is odd, that it's a creation of modernity and science. Sure, people have cross dressed, and acted as the opposite sex. sure, people in the past have wanted to be something else.

The difference now is we are expected to see this stuff as normal, no different from a mentally healthy person and communities of people who accept the stages and conditions of human life. The entire normalization effort is parallel to the rest of leftist thinking in terms of equity.

Orwell didnt have the foresight to see:
It's not 2+2=5...
It's 2+2=4
2+1=4
2+0=4
2-2=4

Even if the reasoning doesnt add up to a satisfying answer there is always the agenda, always the narrative to uphold. The question, is why?

Danny Bunten expressed regret at transitioning towards the end of his life and was erased from LGBT history for it.

 

[Chuck]

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WTF IS THAT? HAHAHA