DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

His super busy machoor adult act is one of the cringiest things that he does , people who are responsible don't have an office filled with dust and a mess of cables on the ground, also people who are responsible don't have a closet full of shit that they haven't sorted through in a decade, one of the reasons he can't communicate with anyone under any settings outside of his stream is because his workaholic excuse for being irresponsible would never fly with normal people in a setting where LIMBs are not an option("I can't do X, I work 80 hours a week").

It makes sense when you realize his audience is mostly children and literal retards. Even the least mature adults I know dont complain about how much time it takes to run errands or pay bills.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

can someone link me to a video where snort sais he doesnt shower everyday? i need to see it to belieive it

 

[TurdFondler]

can someone link me to a video where snort sais he doesnt shower everyday? i need to see it to belieive it

Ahnestly he just looks like there's a sour milk musk coming off him. I 100% believe he doesn't shower daily. Besides, a new shower head and valve cost like $6k, can't wear them out too fast.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

can anyone find the pic/vid of snort cleaning his ear like a faggot with his pinky then twisting it... jesus im about to vomit thinking aboit that.. fucking disgusting

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Jesus Christ can he sound any more like a fake gamer girl

What's sad is that he used to be good at street fighter and he really did used to direct tournaments. I remember handing him the cash to enter in one. J Wong, Nester, Master Chibi, VDO with his wild CvS2 P-Groove and MvC2 Collosus Wolverine team, and I think Sandford was there too. Early 2000s I guess.

All his passion and lifeforce goes into WWEC now I guess. I think the WWEC Guild might be replacing the comradery and sense of community he used to get from SF. Like, they are all whaling and grinding together, just like how he had to whale and grind to do the tournament thing. I kind of feel for him, though it's still no excuse to do the scummy things he does.

 

[PieceofShet]

can someone link me to a video where snort sais he doesnt shower everyday? i need to see it to belieive it

I dont think he said it like this but...

...he said that someday he just use a wet towel to clean.
...everytime he showers, he announces it, saying his hair is a mess cause he showered.. Used to. Its like once every week.
...he talked about having "shower days".

Pretty fukin disgusting.

Edit: one more thing to the newcomers, adventurers. DSP has its own search engine. https://www.pigpiggo.net
Just type in a word and it will give you a very good result how many times he said it, when, even gives you a link to the moment of that video. I bet wings doesnt have this

Big ups the creator, sry forgot your name.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxqVLINr6An_p3d3RmCtsmbyOVkh9i1sof

found it

 

[UaineRunei]

Translation: Thanks for the money, dummies. I'm doing mad pulls today.

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Sorry for being a nitpicking faggot, but "[...] as I run around doing errands today"? What happened Phil, why are you doing this alone? Wasn't Khet supposed to be with you during this?

Don't tell me she doesn't fit in the car anymore. If that's the case, just remove the rear seats goddammit.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

can someone link me to a video where snort sais he doesnt shower everyday? i need to see it to belieive it

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Jaha's on the 'That Being Said' podcast talking about his history with Phil and pretty much debunking Phil's claims about the Cannon Brothers.

Even back then Phil was just a pathetic, hateful little shit who was insanely jealous of anyone more successful or liked than him.

Edit: Someone asked if Phil used to waddle back then too and Jaha confirmed that he did, LMAO.

 

[Pargon]

I kind of feel for him

I don’t. Nigga is straight toxic, and I know that word is bandied about ironically a lot lately but it’s fucking true. If he was trying to be pleasant but failed a lot of the time I could completely sympathize, but that’s not what happens. He semi-regularly goes out of his way to just be a shithead because he can and because if anyone responds or calls him on it he treats it as a license to be an even bigger shithead. It would take some pretty huge revelations for me to feel bad for him, and I’m talking “Phil was molested repeatedly as a kid and here’s the indisputable proof”.

Otherwise nah, fuck that guy.

 

[Mr Clark]

I am in the crowd of wanting wings trolls to have a go at Phil, get some real content ya know?

But it wont produce anything. Im very pessimistic about it.

The only way to fuck with Phil is Frank Hassle style. If you follow him on his weekly shop, you can fuck with him. And by that, i mean shouting dsp memes (its the guy!) at him or playing his soundbites (racist, stupid or otherwise) over some loud af speakers as he waddles away. Maaaaaaybe a megaphone outside his place as he streams, but thats a big maybe.

Hookers? Packages? He shuts the door and pretends it doesnt exist until it goes away (like he does for all his problems)

Online harassment? He mutes everyone and rarely plays multiplayer games. The spam invites work, but how often does he encounter a game where that exists?

Phil deserves the Wings treatment, but Wings trolls probably wont work on Phil, sadly.

 

[JimiHendrix]

not to be political but phil deserves to suffer.

even ignoring the whole "he deserves karma for his own actions" it'd just be funny.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

What's sad is that he used to be good at street fighter and he really did used to direct tournaments. I remember handing him the cash to enter in one. J Wong, Nester, Master Chibi, VDO with his wild CvS2 P-Groove and MvC2 Collosus Wolverine team, and I think Sandford was there too. Early 2000s I guess.

All his passion and lifeforce goes into WWEC now I guess. I think the WWEC Guild might be replacing the comradery and sense of community he used to get from SF. Like, they are all whaling and grinding together, just like how he had to whale and grind to do the tournament thing. I kind of feel for him, though it's still no excuse to do the scummy things he does.

Maybe it has something to do with being known as an ATM in the Marvel crowd, so he quit and played something easier? Didn't last long once he wore out his welcome there, after which he ran to YouTube and changed nothing about the behavior that landed him there.

I'm saying he's a pussy, and finds the thought of growing up way scarier than enduring what he calls a tough life.

Sorry for being a nitpicking faggot, but "[...] as I run around doing errands today"? What happened Phil, why are you doing this alone? Wasn't Khet supposed to be with you during this?

Don't tell me she doesn't fit in the car anymore. If that's the case, just remove the rear seats goddammit.

Don't forget, that photo is a year old, and she is looking towards the photographer. It's probably the reason she quit going out in public with him, which he of course didn't care about until the photo got published finally. Must make her feel so loved.

Not ascribing anything to her, just holding Phil's own words against him. He claims to have a great relationship with her, well, hard to believe that when his wife is afraid to be seen, no thanks to him, and then he makes it about himself once everyone finds out why. If he cared about her, he wouldn't have tipped us off about a possible weight problem with the story about the exercise bike, and his response to the published photo confirming the suspicions HE ignited, would've involved more than his usual "I'm really offended for my ego and I'm going to act like no one knows why." And he wouldn't tell any stories making her sound stupid, either.

Honestly, sometimes I feel like his unresolved issues with Leanna are a factor, because he treats Kat the way I would expect him to treat his first GF after getting dumped by her, if he had the balls to.

 

[Pargon]

not to be political but phil deserves to suffer.

even ignoring the whole "he deserves karma for his own actions" it'd just be funny.

I think the joy people take out of seeing a dickhead laid low goes far more primal than karma or Christian justice or any other theological or philosophical creed. You can almost live off it.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Sorry I heard a video earlier and wanted to say sonething:
Alotta Peepul say detractors are evil because they try to take money out of Phil's pocket or food out of Phil's mouth. I don't see it like that. I think Phil needs a good smack to the mouth and a great fall from grace so he can truly learn how well off he is. He's in this high tower and he keeps sucking the life from anyone who glances his way. And if they can't pay him? He berats them! He gets all pissy and ruder. You are only as good as the money you give him. He doesn't know or care that every dollar he gets no matter how small is a dollar less that person can use for themselves.

He needs a reality check not a death sentence. He needs to learn that we are no longer in the 80's or early 2000's and he has to catch up. He has to learn to actually take responsibility for his mistakes and stop letting people take risks for him
'you guys wanted this. where is the support?'
Bitch please. And this Superdog guy isn't a hero for stopping detractors from "taking Phil's revenue". He's doing more harm. Because the higher Phil's tower gets the worse it will be when he hits rock bottom.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I don’t. Nigga is straight toxic, and I know that word is bandied about ironically a lot lately but it’s fucking true. If he was trying to be pleasant but failed a lot of the time I could completely sympathize, but that’s not what happens. He semi-regularly goes out of his way to just be a shithead because he can and because if anyone responds or calls him on it he treats it as a license to be an even bigger shithead. It would take some pretty huge revelations for me to feel bad for him, and I’m talking “Phil was molested repeatedly as a kid and here’s the indisputable proof”.

Otherwise nah, fuck that guy.

Yea, I'm not going to give him money or anything, don't worry about that, haha. What I'm saying is that I can commiserate with being very nostalgic over that early 2000s time period when CvS2 and MvC2 had just came out. That was the peak of fighting games, imo. But, I'm not going to beg for money (or I'll starve!), and then take the money and go be a gambling whale to try and substitute the glory days.... So there's the difference.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I am in the crowd of wanting wings trolls to have a go at Phil, get some real content ya know?

But it wont produce anything. Im very pessimistic about it.

The only way to fuck with Phil is Frank Hassle style. If you follow him on his weekly shop, you can fuck with him. And by that, i mean shouting dsp memes (its the guy!) at him or playing his soundbites (racist, stupid or otherwise) over some loud af speakers as he waddles away. Maaaaaaybe a megaphone outside his place as he streams, but thats a big maybe.

Hookers? Packages? He shuts the door and pretends it doesnt exist until it goes away (like he does for all his problems)

Online harassment? He mutes everyone and rarely plays multiplayer games. The spam invites work, but how often does he encounter a game where that exists?

Phil deserves the Wings treatment, but Wings trolls probably wont work on Phil, sadly.

Were it me I'd do a Howard Stern and curry favor with the dents such as Derish. Host a podcast and have him on like Wendy the retard and all you do is ask him leading questions where he says yes to all manner of sex pest topics such as horsecocks and which adult actress takes a basketball American sized cocks worth of load to the face the best and he's such a lonely retard he wouldn't know they're laughing at him just like the person mentioned Wendy from the Stern show.

 

[shiftyz]

Phil deserves the Wings treatment, but Wings trolls probably wont work on Phil, sadly.

The "hardcore" wings trolls are not interested anyway, as they have expressed on their discords over the years if anyone else lurked out of interest. Sure wings007 has expressed interest in making a clip channel but all that will accomplish imo is retards going into his chat, realising its heavily moderated and donating to get le funny troll message in. The people who are/have done the serious trolling is an entirely different layer/group of autism, essentially the sok of wings trolling, which wings himself stated were behind the strikes on his youtube during his little twitter pity stream yesterday. I honestly expect nothing but pigroach to get more whalebux out this whole "crossover".

 

[Ortsnay]

MMMmmm things are going to get very zesty for Philbert. Bonus points if the Wings detractors make DSP cry.




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