Aug 11 2022 - Case updated with "Waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" - Review scheduled for next year

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It's possible the review scheduled for September 2023 is in regards to the order to keep everything sealed. What we have been hearing suggests that the order is very unusual, and it would make sense for such an order to be reviewed after a period of time.

Before the record was sealed, there were several transportation orders, so it's a little early to say Chris is getting released based on that.
 
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Everybody’s looking at this wrong, now we can start “XX days before Chris is sent back” betting pool. We’re getting the homeless saga. Right now. That’s way more interesting than a protective custody prison saga.

Unrelated question: did I get any cope on me?
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Frist why would he confess to some shit like that? Was to try to get one on the trolls?

He told Null first by leaving clues and then later told nasty ass Bella. From what we can see he hasn't told anyone else. He told the one he trusted the most then told Bella because he thought it would impress her. In the leaked letter to Helena he quoted "impress" to try and make it sound absurd so you know he's full of shit.

And when shit hit the fan, why didn't he just go "It's a Prank Bro!" He had a full year of letters to do so.
He doubled down and said soulbounding was holding hands.

Chris did it, he wanted to gloat about it like with the prostitute. He also drew the proto soulbounding drawing shortly after the call with Bella.
After the incest he wasn't interested in Fiona anymore.

We know he did it, it it's in his actions and previous behaviors.

I just hope the Teflon Tard goes to a home of sorts or gets some type of supervision, he needs it.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
If he got the Cliff Notes version of Chris's life it would be very easy for him to feel extreme sympathy for him especially if he has a retarded relative himself, this is a guy whose entire life has been puppeteered and ridiculed by the Internet to the extent its driven him so insane he thinks he's Rodger Rabbit Jesus and fucked his decaying mom out of desperation and the complete destruction of any morality by a parade of people wanting him to do ever more depraved shit for videos.
Maybe he heard the Bluespike audio and got a QR of what the Idea Guys did to him.
It's easy to feel sorry for Chris when you don't know him like we do, hell I still feel sorry for him and I know what a disgusting selfish lazy fuck he is.
I think you're right Heilberg is more invested in this than as just another weird client.
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I know Chris is a terrible person, but I still feel sorry for him because he's too retarded to understand how or why he's a terrible person, which means he can't get better.

AnOminous said:
I'm pretty sure they already knew what Heilberg was planning, or at the very least, that he was planning something that might turn time-consuming.
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It's just weird that it was scheduled *AND* waived.

TayandYou said:
The only people that will be willing to associate with him from now on are weens and enablers,
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And super deviant momfucker fans who think he's pretty chad for putting it in the hole he came out of.

oramge cat said:
Your honor, I know I'm not supposed to use my phone but I was so goddamn curious I couldn't help but google his name and there's apparently a whole wiki about him? Can I like, take a day off and get up to speed there's some crazy shit about a girl apparently named July? I'm gonna need like a week just to figure out what this liquid Chris stuff is about.
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That's exactly what you'd do to get kicked off the jury. Also potentially get in a little trouble.

Mason Verger said:
I’d also add, thanks to him now claiming he’s sexual cartoon Jesus(lol and that whole mom raping thing), he’s pretty much shut the door on any church’s helping him out.
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Why wouldn't they let him in? He's Jesus, of course he belongs in church!

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- AND the Court finds clear and convincing evidence that the criminal conduct was CAUSED by the ASD,
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The statute says caused *OR* was a significant factor.

My Name is Mud said:
This fucking judge is the greatest troll in Christory. Let us see what's happening FFS. I'm MATI.

@Pointless Sperg pls help us understand :cryblood:
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We don't know yet. He could be going to a group home. He could be going someplace else. We need to keep watching VINE.

BootlegPopeye said:
They also would not issue a continuance for that far out a date. And one year out is oddly specific. It is almost certainly something related to a probationary period. They are deferring prosecution for the next year as long as he stays out of trouble is what it sounds like.
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That's exactly what it looks like, though we don't know how long the period is. The review after one year might not be the only one -- it could just be the first of many. If you look at the time Chris was on the therapeutic docket for trespassing, he had to check in with the court every month.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
That's exactly what it looks like, though we don't know how long the period is. The review after one year might not be the only one -- it could just be the first of many. If you look at the time Chris was on the therapeutic docket for trespassing, he had to check in with the court every month.
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It'll be felony probation, so he'll not only have to check in much more frequently but likely have unscheduled drop-in visits as well. Lots of other restrictions and requirements as well.

Unlike the Therapeutic Docket he won't be able to half ass it, they can and will throw his ass in prison if he screws up.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
I know Chris is a terrible person, but I still feel sorry for him because he's too retarded to understand how or why he's a terrible person, which means he can't get better.



It's just weird that it was scheduled *AND* waived.



And super deviant momfucker fans who think he's pretty chad for putting it in the hole he came out of.



That's exactly what you'd do to get kicked off the jury. Also potentially get in a little trouble.



Why wouldn't they let him in? He's Jesus, of course he belongs in church!



The statute says caused *OR* was a significant factor.



We don't know yet. He could be going to a group home. He could be going someplace else. We need to keep watching VINE.



That's exactly what it looks like, though we don't know how long the period is. The review after one year might not be the only one -- it could just be the first of many. If you look at the time Chris was on the therapeutic docket for trespassing, he had to check in with the court every month.
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I feel for him too. In a lot of ways, having the mind of a child is a terrible thing. It's where you're your dumbest and make the most mistakes. Sometimes I'd make people mad by accidentally putting my foot in my mouth (mainly my decade older elder siblings) or get myself into trouble. Not out of malice, but just by being a dumb kid that fucked up before knowing how or why I fucked up. It's a lot worse if that extends beyond the first 11 or 12 years into the rest of your entire life.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Everybody’s looking at this wrong, now we can start “XX days before Chris is sent back” betting pool. We’re getting the homeless saga. Right now. That’s way more interesting than a protective custody prison saga.

Unrelated question: did I get any cope on me?
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Great. Now I have an image in my head of Chris raping Barb while that song plays...

 
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Pickle Inspector said:
If he’s out shouldn’t it only be matter of time before we hear something?

I imagine he’s very eager to release his goddess diaries to the billions of his imaginary devout followers.
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The probation/deferment terms could mandate some kind of radio silence.

More likely he needs to buy a new phone and reclaim his accounts.
 
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True Gunt Radio said:
Which social media accounts does Chris still have control of, assuming he can remember the passwords? I know his youtube was hijacked by a ween
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It's been speculated that it's actually Null that might have access to his YouTube (since he can use one of Chris's email addresses), as not much tampering was done with his YouTube channel and based on my prior viewings of Null's MATI streams he really gets a kick out of seeing Anthony Logatto getting angry at Chris, so he might have uploaded the JULLLAAAY! video for laughs, but didn't want to screw with his channel anymore than that, I think a ween would have done more damage if they had that potential at their finger tips.

Presumably his Twitter is entirely under his control, and probably his Instagram account as well, however another user here noticed that Chris's Facebook account was online for a brief period of time a couple of weeks ago (they saw this because they were friends with him) so that's interesting, either someone did manage to gain access and maybe still does, he actually did log in and didn't do any public post for whatever reason or it might have just been some Facebook glitch that made him appear online, because if Chris really did have internet access why would he go immediately to Facebook?

The only thing I could think of if it was to contact a family member for some important purpose and he was granted permission to do that, since Twitter became his primary method of communication around 2016 ish, I wouldn't expect his extended family members to suddenly jump over to Twitter to stay in contact with their nephew, half brother, uncle etc.
 
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