DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fuckyoudad]

Why does it matter that you're 40 or allegedly 'doing errands'? Or why does any of it matter to begin with? Anything for drama eh Phail? I'm sure the sound of gem damage is drowning it out.

Or why does he never talk about taking care of his machoor adult behind the scenes bizness the other six days of the week? He's like a 12 year old who's issued homework to be handed in a week later and instead of getting it out of the way he leaves it until 20 mins before its due in class. Instead of making a day off an actual day off he loves to pantomime that circumstances never even allow him one.. when his life as we know it as an SSDI check redistribution specialist affords him more free time than any other 40 year old I've ever known.

Doesn't drive/commute to work. Doesn't have children to look after (thank god). Doesn't cook his own meals. Doesn't have any time to spend with the only other person physically permitted within the bitter burnell bubble. Doesn't socialize even with his own mongrels after lights out on da streams. Doesn't even need to tend to his own lawn.

No free time tho its just work work work in gemstown.

 

[Anal birth]

Going to try and remain optimistic that something will come of it, but the wings trolls all gave up on Peetz very quickly so I'm expecting something similar. I do view trolling DSP as a step up from Wings, purely because it's so much harder to communicate with Phil, but even one sperg-out will be enough for me

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Some great art from @darksy_dephil on Twitter

https://twitter.com/darksy_dephil/status/1557820388658266113

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Just one thing on the picture, the lower half of the moustache needs to be thinner to show off more of the jowl fat.

 

[Silverchair]

snort should look into something like this

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Totally random and unimportant but for hindsight and I guess prosperity.

That dirty asian shill justin wong was talking about his experience with sf6, his impressions and how it plays.

He mentions that people who dont know what to expect or how the drive system works will find it sluggish and slow and very mortal kombat like.

Once you understand the drive system the game opens up.

Aaaaaaaaand theres Phil's bitching next year.

The game is slow
Runs at the wrong speed
Ofc since it'll feel slow he'll blame the netcode

Hell never learn the mechanics of the game

Drop it in a month "capcom lost thier way" "sf is dead" "they had a chance to save it with 6 and they fucked it up" "no ones playing it, it failed" "I know better than...."

I mean that's if he hasnt completely lost his mind by then or his liver doesnt give out.

 

[grump]

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Some great art from @darksy_dephil on Twitter

https://twitter.com/darksy_dephil/status/1557820388658266113

I'm not sure this is entirely fair...to archie.

For all the faults the writers wanted you to feel Archie had. He had the guts to stick with his beliefs and openly show who he was. Philly Bunker would just roll over and become a full blown pot smoking hippy the moment he felt Meathead's opinions were mainstream.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

Totally random and unimportant but for hindsight and I guess prosperity.

That dirty asian shill justin wong was talking about his experience with sf6, his impressions and how it plays.

He mentions that people who dont know what to expect or how the drive system works will find it sluggish and slow and very mortal kombat like.

Once you understand the drive system the game opens up.

Aaaaaaaaand theres Phil's bitching next year.

The game is slow
Runs at the wrong speed
Ofc since it'll feel slow he'll blame the netcode

Hell never learn the mechanics of the game

Drop it in a month "capcom lost thier way" "sf is dead" "they had a chance to save it with 6 and they fucked it up" "no ones playing it, it failed" "I know better than...."

I mean that's if he hasnt completely lost his mind by then or his liver doesnt give out.

PigRoach's liver will never expire.

 

[Iron Hamster]

snort should look into something like this

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This is absolutely guaranteed to end his snot problem:

Spoiler

 

[_XXIII_]

Sorry for being a nitpicking faggot, but "[...] as I run around doing errands today"? What happened Phil, why are you doing this alone? Wasn't Khet supposed to be with you during this?

Don't tell me she doesn't fit in the car anymore. If that's the case, just remove the rear seats goddammit.

He said fairly recently that on errand day Kat sometimes decides she can't be fucking bothered and stays at home and he 'does everything' - he added that she works hard and wants to rest on her day off, not run errands. The irony is she then sits there playing Skyrim doing wanky fetch quests for the local townsfolk.

Since the pandemic, the Burnell family's reliance on DoorDash has skyrocketed and that was around the time thay consistent mentions of going out to eat once a week with his wife started - it may be that he can only convince Kat to leave the house if there's the promise of food.

Now she's working less hours (if at all) his autistically rigid 'day off based around Kat's schedule' is even more dumb.

 

[Piece of Peace]

can someone link me to a video where snort sais he doesnt shower everyday? i need to see it to belieive it

During his MultiVersus stream he said he likes to """work out""" on the days that he showers. I think the implication is that he showers every other day?

 

[Iron Hamster]

During his MultiVersus stream he said he likes to """work out""" on the days that he showers. I think the implication is that he showers every other day?

Actually it just confirms he never, ever showers.

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Some great art from @darksy_dephil on Twitter

https://twitter.com/darksy_dephil/status/1557820388658266113

Why is he sitting next to peg bundy?

 

[Grimlock]

Wingz is done I wish his trolls would take on DSP for a real challenge

 

[Lift Me Up]

Was given an early Christmas present today. Only took 3 DSP GIFs for them to finally block me. Graced with a second badge of honor i'd say.

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol. Even Jaha said he was called king of hate because he hates everything and not that lame ass tale he came up with.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Wingz is done I wish his trolls would take on DSP for a real challenge

I don't mean any offense to this poster in particular, but this sentiment, although very commonly expressed here, is full-blown "a walmart greeter that hugs strangers in his free time" retarded. Wings exposes himself to the public to a degree that Phil would never dare reach. Wings trolls are the way that they are because wings reacts the way that he does and because wings chooses to broadcast it. All of the times Phil reminds you that he's the human avatar of failure are just little squirts of diarrhea that slip past the curated, smothering and repressive diaper that is his obsession with control of the narrative spun to his limited dent audience. You might as well hope that a mob of fish wins the triple crown; the wings trolls can't even breathe the atmosphere, let alone race in it.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

You milk the fucking lolcow, faggots. You're suppose to let them self destruct.

God I fucking hate the Wings' trolls.

Was given an early Christmas present today. Only took 3 DSP GIFs for them to finally block me. Graced with a second badge of honor i'd say.
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Protecting their paypig.

 

[Corpun]

Though nowadays the resemblance to Dave is pretty striking

Todd Rogers is 17 years older than Phil and Phil looks about his age. Jesus christ.

What's sad is that he used to be good at street fighter and he really did used to direct tournaments. I remember handing him the cash to enter in one. J Wong, Nester, Master Chibi, VDO with his wild CvS2 P-Groove and MvC2 Collosus Wolverine team, and I think Sandford was there too. Early 2000s I guess.

All his passion and lifeforce goes into WWEC now I guess. I think the WWEC Guild might be replacing the comradery and sense of community he used to get from SF. Like, they are all whaling and grinding together, just like how he had to whale and grind to do the tournament thing. I kind of feel for him, though it's still no excuse to do the scummy things he does.

Any interesting stories for us Kiwis who weren't hateful morons mocking the top SF2T champ in America?

Now where is the mention of him only brushing when he goes outside?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So Jaha had some shot-but-sweet nuggets that some people have mentioned already, but Jaha basically confirmed that no one gives a shit about Super Turbo except Phil. Not only that, but he only sticks with that claim that he's the best ST player in America to piss people off. And Jaha confirmed that Phil does suck at games like Tekken (guess that trophy of yours means you were facing dentheads, Phil).

 

[Pargon]

Going to try and remain optimistic that something will come of it, but the wings trolls all gave up on Peetz very quickly so I'm expecting something similar. I do view trolling DSP as a step up from Wings, purely because it's so much harder to communicate with Phil, but even one sperg-out will be enough for me

If trolls thought Peetz and the absolute nightmare of utter psychosis he willingly surrounds himself with on a daily basis are too boring I would hope they would know enough not to even bother with Phil.

Peetz at least tweets political shit which is more or less as low as the bar gets for potential milk nowadays and Phil doesn’t even do that. The only consistent way to piss him off is to deprive him of money, which is far too unreliable thanks to the cadre of retards who support him, and on top of that it takes too fucking long.