Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Octavia]

Honestly if I was Lucas right now, I'd be smug as shit with my signature smirk. Hell, I might troon out and use the victim card to get almost 90,000$.
To whoever "swatted" Keffals, you are a faggot. You gave this dude one of the biggest paycheck he will probably ever see, which he doesn't deserve. Also swatting is gay. Thanks retard.

Did you read the Police statement? He clearly wasn't swatted. It was part of an active investigation.

 

[Ishtar]

London cops are notorious for having the accuracy of a Stormtrooper so….

Damn shame, I'd have danced for joy if that troon had gotten pumped full of led at point blank range.

 

[ten dollars off]

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WTF IS THAT? HAHAHA

Man, didn't realize how rough Marzgurl looked without the 1980s whore blue eyeshadow.
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[Montreal Duran]

Well Mr. Kiwi Farms, what is he reaching for?

 

[Octavia]

Well Mr. Kiwi Farms, what is he reaching for?

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By the looks of things, a cheeseburger.

 

[MrCunt]

The groomer going to go back to man jail when they find all the cp on the drives or maybe thats why its begging for so much than original on gofundme?

 

[Mister Uno]

Did you read the Police statement? He clearly wasn't swatted. It was part of an active investigation.

Hence the quotes for "swatted".

 

[Tomie Ito]

Theorizing that Lucas will use the GoFundMe bucks for more feminization surgery in order to convince the legal system to place him in a woman’s jail when he’s inevitably convicted for CP and being a pest on society.

 

[Skuntank]

The groomer going to go back to man jail when they find all the cp on the drives or maybe thats why its begging for so much than original on gofundme?

Good lawyers can probably perform insane mental gymnastics that can at least reduce the intensity of a basically guaranteed conviction. Lucas, if all that money truly is for legal fees, is likely going to be used to get a lawyer that can (try to) pull an OJ Simpson and get off a free man.

 

[Boopims]

Well Mr. Kiwi Farms, what is he reaching for?

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Morning in Paris, the city awakes
To the bells of Notre Dame

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

lol Troon "tears" always come off so forced and whiny. Also wash your fucking hair and comb it!

One thing that bothers me most though.. Assuming for a second this actually was a swat, despite the fact that swats don't usually come with warrants... Given how dangerous and moronic swatting someone really is. (evil in fact) Is anyone else realize how fucking absurd it is that he spent most of his time whining and crying about dead naming?! What a fucking dick! The whole dead name thing has been blown up into a sacred life or death taboo, even though it originally started as merely an uncool or a little bit insulting thing in troon culture. I think it's the perfect allegory for the masterful way in which they have dreamed up and constructed their fear/victim/deadly serious narrative. It was done and pushed so well that even troons started believing in it!

The most retarded part here though, is that he wants to blame the police for investigating a potentially SERIOUS threat. Especially if it was a swatting! Are troons trying now for the same type of protections the left is after for blacks? (kid gloves at all times, even in deadly serious situations)

 

[The Loaf]

What could Keffals even sue the police for, now that we have the cop's statement? Putting his old last name on an evidence bag? Saying a last name is deadnaming is such a stretch. Seems pretty clear there wasn't any intentional deadnaming, just that his old name was already in the system.

 

[AltisticRight]

Maybe you should stay away from the kids, Lucas. That way no one would care to fuck with you because you'd just the one in a thousand crazy delusional misogynistic men that love self-harm.

Was he actually swatted? I thought they took his devices. Swatting is gay but I'm not going to give this troon the benefit of the doubt. Keep huffing that bathtub HRT, groomer.

Stay clear of the kids.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Well Mr. Kiwi Farms, what is he reaching for?

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The notre dame church bells

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Not suprised Lucas lied about the events. I knew it was from the start.
Will he give back the 90k he grifted? Not a chance in Hell, sadly. And he never will unless the wider community of social parasites like him reject Lucas for his actions.

Lucas seems like the perfect candidate for "self-gaslighting" through misremembering events.
It's pretty much an essential personality trait for who he is and who he identifies as.

 

[The Line]

Message from keffals ex/whistleblower

Spoiler: Transcript

Thank you. I really appreciate it. I know she's aware I've shared my story, because she went to the trouble of blocking my primary twitter handle on her 'keffalsbackup' account. She would have to have done that manually, within the last two days, and my twitter account never had any interaction with her backup twitter account, so I have to assume it's because she has someone monitoring KF. (I think it may likely be she herself, in which case: Hi Clara... long time. Drop me a line and let's talk and work things out.)

All I ever wanted from her was an apology for trying to ruin my life. But I guess it might have to be enough for me now just to know that she knows what she did to me, and that now she knows other people know about it too. I feel less alone today than I felt before all this. It means a lot to be believed about this, I lost several friends at the time who instantly bought into her false victim narrative. As a transwoman, some folks I previously thought I could trust were all-too-willing to believe I was automatically a sexual predator, a sentiment you are surely familiar with from posts at KF. The optics of the age-gap in our relationship certainly didn't help matters either, although I do acknowledge that I really only have myself to blame about that aspect of it. But I didn't violate her consent.

One thing is for sure, I wish I had been able to GoFundMe raise $70,000 when I was defending myself against her false accusations! That would have helped a lot. If she now claims to be donating any excess money from her crowdfund to charity, her community should strongly ask to be given access to receipts. I would go as far as to physically call the charities on the telephone to verify the money was received. If she claims to be donating, I would tend to believe her that she would follow through on those donations-- But you know what they say: "Trust, but verify."

I can tell you that she did try to file for "victim of violent crime compensation fund" money after her case against me, and my lawyer had to file papers in opposition to fight against it. So the impression I get is, any opportunity to get cash compensation from the system, she will take it. I'm not a vindictive person, and I do still try to think the best of her, even in the midst of all this. So I'm not sure I believe the grifter theory. I don't want to believe it, but I wouldn't put it past her. Also, I really don't think she's into 'cheese pizza.' I think everyone on KF are barking up the wrong tree on that front, I really just don't think she's like that. Not sure what else to say now.

I guess, finally, just an editorial comment on your forums... I really wish people wouldn't spend so much energy attacking her physical appearance. Everyone calling her 'fat' and drawing cartoons overexaggerating specific physical features for the purpose of insulting her. (Personally, I still think she's actually very beautiful and I don't mind being in the minority on this). My main point though, is this: There's enough bad behaviours, negative and problematic statements, and dangerous actions to be addressed-- All things she is wilfully responsible for, that are legitimately worthy of criticism... In other words, there is so much material available where you should be able to criticize and effectively address her in meaningful discourse (more respectfully), without needing to resort to mocking how she looks. Even to the point that comments attacking her appearance literally distract and detract from the real issues here, and diminish the strength of the legitimate arguments, and ultimately hurt the overall perceived credibility of KF as a source of documented events. Just take that as a bit of food for thought. Anyway, keep documenting.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Lucas, the police have an actually rational explanation for why your dEaDnAmE was on the evidence bags, and it wasn't because they were a bunch of evil Nazi bigot militia-brained cops trying to perpetually oppress you like the Young Turks want you to think they are, it was because government entities are bureaucratic shit-heaps that will do anything to make paperwork easier.

NO! BYUU IS DEAD AND THE NAZIS WITH ASSAULT RIFLES BROKE THE HINGES OFF THE DOOR SHIT IN MY CEREAL AND PUT A RPG IN MY FACE YOU BIGOT, btw here's my cashapp

 

[Nazrin]

 

[themasterlurker]

He deleted this tweet shortly after retweeting it, it appears he's slowly retracting the DIY HRT stuff now that he has a watchful public eye, and is probably aware the founder is a pedophile, the original tweet was made 06/26/2022


https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1557921368884367360

https://archive.ph/pe4J0

He's now considering a dog, probably a chihuahua to remind himself of Daisy

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1557924537358065664

https://archive.ph/05Cdk

 

[Fields Of Rye]

One of the worst parts of the trans/tra community is that everyone in the western world is basically supposed to pretend like these males don’t look like men despite their best efforts.

Luke’s crying face looks paunchy. It’s the first time that I fee I can describe a face that way and not an entire body. It is so awkward to see a fat face with those narrow ass hips. He, like most troons, just look like metal enthusiasts when they grow out their hair. But we are supposed to pretend that we see a woman and everyone that disagrees (even those making honest mistakes, with these 5 o’clock shadows) is a transphobic terf nazi.

I'm going to take a moment to be "that faggot" talking about depictions in media, but for fucks sake, if these people shaved, cover their face, put on a twink build and wore draping clothing with the right padding you could just maybe pull off the profile. Instead you get these absurd attempts at mimicry and we somehow can't pretend like the average person will never, ever pass.
Yet somehow, these people look at media where someone has literally drawn a woman and said "teehee its a boy" and decided that somehow mentally ill people should see that and thinks it's an approachable goal.

Take that new trans character in shitty anime fighting game #7. Its a woman. It has the hips, shoulders, and facial profiles of a woman. According to the style of the game it is a woman. Now these people are literally taking a fundamentally impossible concept and cemented it as "thats literally me! LOL!"

I have unironically seen toddlers who are better at faking tears.

Maybe I'm hearing things, but is the person reading the report seriously putting emphasis on "her" when referring to Lucas? Lol, Luke, even when your media buddies are trying to enforce it, you will never be a woman.

In fairness, men can't really cry unless shits really fucked up. I don't mean this in the "oo ra" kind of way but literally, your brain's flowchart hits "cold rage" and "punch a hole in a wall" first. There's some kind of physiological limitation. I think every dude here can attest to times where you choke up and maybe a quarter of a tear forms before you either get pissed or whatever instead of full sobbing.

Hiking guide I had once said it was for group survival. Something about testosterone making you yell and not scream, and that you are more likely to go down swinging rather than send everyone scrambling into the path of a saber tooth tiger or something as you blubber.

It really shouldn't surprise me at this point, but I never cease to be amazed at the media establishments ability to distort reality and ignore facts and details. Like the fact that keffals is a literal soviet mass murderer worshiping communist, previously supported swatting, former findom pornstar, obvious child groomer, misogynist weirdo, and ragepiglet. You would think they would at least mention it in passing, even if its dismissal like "keffals has been criticized in the past for their political views" but no, its ignored and therefore completely absent from the public conversation. The only negative trait boomers and the bugmen that watch TYT and wapo know about keffals is the corpse-like visage and uncanny monotone speech which can not be ignored or covered up. The only place that discusses these things is "evil" websites like kiwifarms. Its a funny world we live in.

Isn't it curious how literally reading the banner of keffels thread will tell you more about what happened than all the news combined? Shit like this is why the farms is important.