Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Huh? His favorite insult until about 5 minutes ago was about raping people's mom's until their insides are damaged.

That's EVERY troon's favorite insult ever.

That is, if they're not threatening to rape the target directly instead of their mothers.

 

[The Line]

29 and 19 were their ages at the end of the relationship and the ex said they dated for almost 2 years...

I reread the messages and nowhere does it say anything like that.

 

[AnOminous]

Love this vid lol. It really shows how dumpy and ugly Lucas actually is without the careful angles and lighting. Even with the most ideal lighting setup, you can still tell he's fat and ugly, but seeing it unfiltered in broad daylight is even more jarring.

He's a MAN!

 

[doesnotglow]

If you could mint a hundo grand from autist donations after false flagging yourself in roblox would you do it? Honest answers only.

 

[The Loaf]

I reread the messages and nowhere does it say anything like that. Stop being a pleb.

The ex said they dated "from some time in 2012 to xmas 2013". Keffals birthday is March 1994, so xmas 2013 he would've been 19. Considering how vague they are about the start of the relationship, Keffals was either 17 or 18.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Call me optimistic, but I think Keffals's recent run in with the law will have a net positive effect over time. Now, there are more eyes on him than ever. Keffals has consistently proven that he'll fuck up when people are watching him. Just look at him since started a feud with a certain gossip website, Papaya Plantations: 16,304 comments in 138 days (118 posts per day) and a noted downward spiral in his online activities. Now imagine if people with jobs actually start to pay attention to him!

A lot of people are upset that he's been able to raise $84,534 CAD in just a few days for nothing, but why? What will Keffals do with all that money, anyway? He has no friends, no hobbies outside of the Internet, nothing to actually spend money on. He claims he's moving, so maybe he'll move to a nicer place. But it doesn't matter. Wherever he lives, he's just in front of the computer anyway. He could be in a palace, but he'd still be sitting in the dark, scratching his open wound where his genitals once were, talking to SillyCatboy2007 on Discord. Maybe he'll start buying more expensive DoorDash from nicer places. Maybe he'll buy more meaningless video games that he can't beat. But he won't do anything meaningful with the money. So there's really no reason to be upset that he raised it. He even pointedly said that he was not going to donate it to any charities. The only charities he'd donate to anyway would be trans charities. He took money from trannies and refuses to give the money back to trannies through charities. And the only other thing he'd spend money on is cosmetic surgeries, but should we really be upset if he mutilates his body further?

Keffals grifted a good bit of funds, but his lifestyle requires very little funds to start with, so he doesn't get much of a benefit. But now he's exposed to a much wider audience to see his eventual fuckups.

 

[AnOminous]

If you could mint a hundo grand from autist donations after false flagging yourself in roblox would you do it? Honest answers only.

No, because I would still have to wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and see an absolute and complete faggot.

Well, okay, I already do that, but I mean even more of one.

 

[PillCosby]

29 and 19 were their ages at the end of the relationship and the ex said they dated for almost 2 years...

Keffals is a very mature person

 

[The Line]

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Why doesn’t it fit?
(A)

 

[Stop Defending Shitheads]

To the ex, one thing you should really stop doing is talking about how you still find Keffals attractive and how you want to still "solve things" with Keffals. Trying to talk sympathetically about a person who nearly ruined your life is not going to do you any favors. Have some self-respect.

Also, you have not been in contact with this person for years. Trying to assess the guilt of Keffals based on information you knew about 2013 Keffals means your judgement is not going to be accurate, whether you want to give the shithead the benefit of the doubt or not.

 

[horseorigin]

"Don't draw pictures making fun of Lucas for being fat and gross, there are plenty of other things to criticize about them"

OK but, those pics and edits are funny as fuck though.

> defending AND simping for someone who falsely accused you of rape

Keffals preference for autistic girls makes sense now. Only someone who is retarded, would find themselves “charmed” by this creep, to date them. Just bottom of the barrel, hopeless, low-IQ, vegetable brained, clinically retarded. I’m sure it makes Keffals very fucking smug, to see their ex’s subservient ass playing defense for them, even after all these years.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: Criticism is useless against someone like Keffals because They are not about improving themselves, or growing as a person and seeing new perspectives. You don’t talk someone like Keffals into being a better human being. They are not who you think they are. They do not care about your morals. They do not care about doing what’s best for everyone. They care about getting what they want. They will say and do anything they need to, in order to convince you. This is how they live, how they survive. Deception, manipulation, denial, rinse and repeat. That is the nature of a creature such as Keffals.

Right now, there is a small, yet loud minority of impressionable losers who don’t have lives outside of twitter. They are throwing themselves over each other for the opportunity to be noticed by said degenerate, and get a chance in the spotlight themselves. 80k spawned from this perverts nuclear ego, and histrionic meltdowns. Nothing but money AND asspats, as a reward for being a manipulating, scummy, perverted lying grifting creep. When you have easy marks like this at your doorstep, why would you EVER want to change that?

Keffals is fat. And gross. that’s Funny, and so are the memes

 

[AnOminous]

I hope they understand that people make fun of Lucas' appearance not as a lack of any "material" or argument, but because it simply is fucking hilarious.

People simply note the obvious fact that this is a man and that it is an act of obvious insanity to pretend otherwise.

 

[GermanPotato]

Every time I check this thread the dude got even fatter.

 

[Xastur]

Not gonna lie, I'm starting to get serious GamerGate 2.0 vibes from this whole suspicious shitshow.
Keffals, I wouldn't even rape you.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

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"It's not a fetish!"
>does porn at the earliest legal age possible despite not needing the money
>enters into polycules with much older transsexuals
>joins BDSM clubs
>tries to coerce partner into rougher and rougher sex
>mutilates genitals
>fart fetish dominatrix findom porn (fake farts)
>all while chatting with youths online, calling them catboys, and sending them collars to wear (bondage symbols)

 

[AnOminous]

Every time I check this thread the dude got even fatter.

He gains a pound every time you think of him.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Keffals gets over 2k a month from Patreon. He has no need for money in the slightest, especially when you consider the fact Canada cut off his tugboat for making too much money. This likely means he made over 17,489.40 CAD in the first part of the year, since Canada will always cut disability if you make above that.

Wanted to take this info here from the ErinInTheMorn thread before I forgot. Just in case anyone thought that poor Lucas Roberts needed any money. Note that the 17k figure is for the whole year. Lucas got disability cut around June and his income was much lower before late March.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Hilarious seeing him crawl out of the coom chamber

How much of a fucking glutton do you have to be to be on prescription amphetamine's and still be this fat? What a sickening person.

 

[Sprate Header]

Not gonna lie, I'm starting to get serious GamerGate 2.0 vibes from this whole suspicious shitshow.
Keffals, I wouldn't even rape you.

If by GamerGate 2.0 you mean active collusion between journalists and activists to push towards a corrupt social goal, you'd likely be right. I've made a couple posts about this anti-anti-trans legislation "Troon Cabal" that is coming more and more into focus, and while the full extent of this group's connections isn't fully known yet, they are definitely well-connected and they are definitely very much active.