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Containment What If?
- Thread starter darkhorse816
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RagtimeRoastBeefy
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normankrasner
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What if Chris(tine) was nominated to replace Scalia on the Supreme Court by Obama (or the next President)? What if (s)he was a Supreme Court justice?
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He'd half-ass the appearance and mannerisms, as usual.
What if Chris tried to rob a bank?
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What if Barb won the lottery and left Chris without giving him any money?
Buck Mullet
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What if Chris would have saved just $50 a month since last June? He'd have a PS4 by now that's what the fuck if.
ZombieFromWork
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What if, through some ungodly miracle, Chris Chan actually reproduced?
In order for this to be plausible, I'm going to go on the 'inseminating a public pool' route.
In order for this to be plausible, I'm going to go on the 'inseminating a public pool' route.
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If that ever happened and actually worked, they would trace the DNA back to him. He would get into a shitload of trouble for it due to a bunch of women being unwillingly impregnated, which might count as some form of rape. When he finally manages to get out of jail, every single woman would have a restraining order against him, meaning that he couldn't see his offspring without getting into even more trouble. Basically, it would fuck his life up even more, and would have no reward for it. Sad thing is, I'm not sure if Chris would learn from it...
What if Chris tried to join a gang of raiders from the Fallout series?
Garfieldchu
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What if Chris laughed while recycling? Would the unborn Crystal come out his nose?
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard him laugh. Must sound horrifying.
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard him laugh. Must sound horrifying.
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He wouldn't live to day 30
What if Chris all of a sudden forgot how to drive in the middle of a highway?
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And it wasn't actually that horrifying. Actually it shocked me how. . .normal it sounded. It was probably the closest thing to normal he's ever-- and probably will ever--sound in his life.