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papaya said:
What are the odds his mom doesn't have a will? Anybody her age should, but this is Barb we're talking about here.

If someone passes away without a will, the next of kin is their spouse (Bob is dead) then any children. JSC is Chris' only sibling on his mom's side right?

I know the house is reverse mortgaged, but is there any equity left?

Imagine the hijinx of JSC and Chris having to suffer it out in probate court.
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What's there to inherit aside from debt or the hoard (if it's still there)? Maybe Tom and Harriet or maybe one of the neighbours are the most likely candidates.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
To better yourself you have to want it to happen and not just daydream about being an all powerful Mary Sue.
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From his letters, Chris unironically considers a Mary Sue to be a valid literary device.

To him it just means "has extremely great superpowers", instead of "character that bends the plot around them so much that it results in zero meaningful conflict, and is an obvious self-insert". He wouldn't recognize a non-superpowered Mary Sue as one.

...which probably wouldn't help even if he did, as Chris also considers a self-insert to be great storytelling, and is at the core of everything he writes.
 
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So, here's my prediction entry for the End of Chris Chan saga lottery given recent developments. Requires pretty much everything to go wrong and the sperg Autism Shield at maximum power, and somebody probably already guessed same thing but this shit moves a million miles a minute now:

Chris gets released due to ignorance and incompetence of legal system / Virgin-ia thanks to nature of this case or some bullshit like not enough evidence, whatever. He's not allowed the see Barb or go home, but as we all know he's going to either go home and or see Barb anyways.

As shown by his insane letters recently, Chris is coping Barbs excommunication of him and home ownership by sperging in his schizo brain that "Barb is dead in all other dimensions timelines but this one, she's an anomaly, she was supposed to pass and reunite with her Sonichu body. She's stubbornly ruining my dimension (aka post jail world) where only I can exist in it. She needs to join her body with the other dimension so I can return to my temple as a goddess" as we already know.

If Chris is successful at finding / meeting Barb again, he will ultimely attempt to kill her because he has rationalized that 1) it's a mercy killing and I'm actually doing the right thing 2) its his house and Barb is being greedy 3) even if nobody believes my bullshit my autism card already got me out of jail once, surely it will work again when I explain to the jerkops that I reunited her body and hooray the dimensions are MERGED!

If the nearly impossible chance of that occuring does occur, I would bet on Chris being too incompetent to committ murder and fuck that up too like everything else he has in life. Autistic prediction over.
 
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CliffUnger said:
If Chris is successful at finding / meeting Barb again, he will ultimely attempt to kill her
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Thinking Chris will kill Barb is a stretch but then again until recently I would have thought it a stretch that Chris would rape Barb. As fucked up as Chris's thought process has become I don't think he's far gone enough that he would want to kill the only person who has consistently been in his life. Chris is definitely counting the clock though and hoping she dies soon since he is under the impression he will be able to get the house back which isn't even guaranteed.
 
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Kirby said:
Thinking Chris will kill Barb is a stretch but then again until recently I would have thought it a stretch that Chris would rape Barb. As fucked up as Chris's thought process has become I don't think he's far gone enough that he would want to kill the only person who has consistently been in his life. Chris is definitely counting the clock though and hoping she dies soon since he is under the impression he will be able to get the house back which isn't even guaranteed.
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From his letters it wouldn’t exactly be murder from his delusisonal perspective, the overriding desire would be his selfish need to be back in his room surrounded by his toys but the official reasoning, unless he’s just making all this up, is he is helping his mother ascend to C-197 in Rosechu form, this is mostly complete however her human ‘zombie-like’ form remains with only a tiny residual of soul left and stubborn refuses to depart from this realm of existence.
 
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Why do motherfucker trannies keep assuming or theorizing shit that has been well documented already on the cwcwiki?

Like nigga stop projecting your own shit on chris chan and just lurk moar before asking and making retarded theories about chris chan lmao.

This board is kinda reddit level nowadays no wonder Marvin and Alec use alts now or just lurk to avoid these retards from reddit.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Dumb question that popped into my mind after watching Beavis and Butthead: Does Chris know how to swim?
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If you believe Chris's match.com profile, yes. Also Bob took him swimming when he was a kid.

Although, Chris being Chris, I'm not sure if he actually knows how to swim, or if he just knows how to paddle around in shallow water for a bit. I don't think he ever took any lessons.
 
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TayandYou said:
If you believe Chris's match.com profile, yes. Also Bob took him swimming when he was a kid.

Although, Chris being Chris, I'm not sure if he actually knows how to swim, or if he just knows how to paddle around in shallow water for a bit. I don't think he ever took any lessons.
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Interesting, he may have just listed every sport he could think of to cast a wide net.
 
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I think the way Chris views sexuality is animal-like*, and of course fully self-serving because of extreme ego and lack of empathy.

*(Doesn't he think sex alone is "love"?)
 
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TayandYou said:
Although, Chris being Chris, I'm not sure if he actually knows how to swim, or if he just knows how to paddle around in shallow water for a bit. I don't think he ever took any lessons.
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Chris couldn't do a pull up when he was in his late 20s. When he recorded himself doing them, he looked like he was in his 40s. I can believe Chris did not take any swimming lessons.
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Interesting, he may have just listed every sport he could think of to cast a wide net.
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Chris really wanted to fake it to make it. What's funny is that he thinks this is the way to get a TRUE and HONEST love.
 
Do you think Chris ever gave Barb an orgasm?

Can you use your imagination and picture him engaging in gentle foreplay?

Or do you see him just jamming it in and grunting for a minute until he creampies Barb?
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Dumb question that popped into my mind after watching Beavis and Butthead: Does Chris know how to swim?
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He can swim, remember Chris is a unique tard in that he can function and perform most things a human can do, he’s just inept at basically all of them, I’m sure he could swim but he would just Bob around and doggy paddle and look hilarious.
 
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The Chris biopic ends, moviegoers stir, clear their throats, and begin to get up from their seats.
What song plays as the credits start to roll?
 
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