Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[WULULULULU]

When I'm having a bad day I'm just going to stop and think what life could have been like if I was born as a dog owned by Keffals and had to stare DIRECTLY into human made horrors beyond my lil doggo comprehension.

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Who gave Keffals the right to even own a pet? Trannies deserve no pets for they deserve no form of happiness (and poor pets they own, they might be subject to zoophilia). They deserve to rot alone.

 

[Fat Nerd]

 

[Into The Void]

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WTF IS THAT? HAHAHA

Same thing to be fair

 

[satan_guide_my_cock]

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Same thing to be fair

the asymmetry in eyes and nose, asymmetric jutting bone in the brow, 3rd and 4th chins are all legit very similar. And the inhuman "A" profile is matched by the stringy ambient-dried no-conditioner shower hair. Lucas couldn't even be bothered to straighten his hair or do makeup for the big TV appearance (read: he has never in his life done so)

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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Maybe not straight up "I will rape your mom" but I've never heard a your mom joke that involved destroyed insides

 

[BiggerChungus]

Did you read the Police statement? He clearly wasn't swatted. It was part of an active investigation.

So the cheese pizza's all but confirmed?

 

[Estate]

Lucas, bro, in this time of crisis and uncertainty I'm here for you.
My offer still stands.
10.000$
You, Flamenco, Fists, Lube (optional)
It just needs to be filmed and you need to fist him so deep, you actually knock his pedostash from the inside out. Bonus points if he starts screaming like a soprano.

 

[boongus]

He's now considering a dog, probably a chihuahua to remind himself of Daisy

We need another SWAT team to extract that poor puppy to safety.

 

[D4C]

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Same thing to be fair

That picture of him kinda looks like this 3D print of Tom Hanks smiling.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

I don’t hate troons but I fucking hate victim complex troons who make loads of dosh from grifting with their victim complex online. I fucking hate criminal/criminal-adjacent troons

That’s a lot of mental gymnastics just to say you hate troons. It’s ok buddy, here you don’t have to beat around the bush you can just say it.

 

[McSchlomo]

Damn bitch, stand up straight.

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And 56 dislikes lol

Its just SUCH a male body. Even the fattest, cuntiest, laziest, most inbred women have a different posture and stance than he has. And this is a guy who got his treatments comparatively early. Still NO chance to ever pass. He might get his face on the camera to SOMEWHAT work, with all sorts of tricks, but as soon as you see him in any kind of actual real life situation, it all goes down the drain.

This is a dad bod. A weak, pathethic dadbod, but a dadbod.

Rate me late, but I actually had never seen any picture of him outside of his webcam, so I wasn't aware of how obvious this actually is.

 

[AvocadosConstant]

Hello Kiwi Farms.

I am Keffals' ex-partner, subject of false-rape accusation and prosecution (2013/2014).

Your fellow @The Line can verify that I am who I claim to be, at his earliest convenience. I did send him Reddit text, confirming my new KF account name.

I am here to share with you the truth as I understand it to be, to own up to my own past mistakes, and to defend myself as the case may be.

If you want to show basic respect to me, my pronouns are she/her. If you call me other things, I might just not answer. Your choice. I'm here to participate in discussion and share information, and I will never be your enemy until and unless you attack me first.

Thank you for listening.

 

[0 0]

Hello Kiwi Farms.

I am Keffals' ex-partner, subject of false-rape accusation and prosecution (2013/2014).

Your fellow @The Line can verify that I am who I claim to be, at his earliest convenience. I did send him Reddit text, confirming my new KF account name.

I am here to share with you the truth as I understand it to be, to own up to my own past mistakes, and to defend myself as the case may be.

If you want to show basic respect to me, my pronouns are she/her. If you call me other things, I might just not answer. Your choice. I'm here to participate in discussion and share information, and I will never be your enemy until and unless you attack me first.

Thank you for listening.

Sorry, but until you verify yourself in our Talk To Staff section, the only thing we'll be calling you is a fake.

https://kiwifarms.st/forums/talk-to-staff.26/

Make a thread there and provide some sort of proof demonstrating you are who you claim you are. Writing a specific message on your social media then linking to it is the easiest method.

Only staff can read that subforum and all threads there will be automatically deleted after a few months, if privacy is your concern. Until then, you will not be allowed to post here. Just having somebody vouch for you isn't evidence.

 

[boongus]

Hello Kiwi Farms.

I am Keffals' ex-partner, subject of false-rape accusation and prosecution (2013/2014).

Your fellow @The Line can verify that I am who I claim to be, at his earliest convenience. I did send him Reddit text, confirming my new KF account name.

I am here to share with you the truth as I understand it to be, to own up to my own past mistakes, and to defend myself as the case may be.

If you want to show basic respect to me, my pronouns are she/her. If you call me other things, I might just not answer. Your choice. I'm here to participate in discussion and share information, and I will never be your enemy until and unless you attack me first.

Thank you for listening.

Proof plox.

 

[Don Cossack]

Hello Kiwi Farms. [...]

Fake and gay until verified ;
Still gay after being verified.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

If you want to show basic respect to me, my pronouns are she/her. If you call me other things, I might just not answer.

"Play into my delusion or I will put fingers in my ears and go LALALALALA"?

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

Did the original GoFundMe mention legal fees?

Ahh Yes Lucas, you where arrested, had guns pointed at you, and claim to have trauma. But the important thing is that you RATIOD the police, what a fucking tard.

I COULD HAVE DIED, BUT AT LEAST I GET INTERNET GOOD BOY POINTS!

 

[Winter]

Did the original GoFundMe mention legal fees?
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Ahh Yes Lucas, you where arrested, had guns pointed at you, and claim to have trauma. But the important thing is that you RATIOD the police, what a fucking tard.
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I COULD HAVE DIED, BUT AT LEAST I GET INTERNET GOOD BOY POINTS!
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Lucas is seriously retarded for thinking any one of us did that lmao. Also "got me a bag" when it's supposed to go towards moving which can be expensive. Nigga is gonna use that money on toys and vidya

 

[New Account]

Now that he knows attention equals money and media coverage, the next grift is keffals checking into a mental hospital due to online harassment. Followed by a round of media articles/videos.

 

[Grant McClellan]

Lucas is seriously retarded for thinking any one of us did that lmao. Also "got me a bag" when it's supposed to go towards moving which can be expensive. Nigga is gonna use that money on toys and vidya

You did though