🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Truly Rural]

I forgot ... Was Gunt paying Gator 200-ish bucks weekly or monthly? cos if it was weekly, that's about as much as Vickers are asking for child support/monthly. Would be funny if 800 bucks per month went from eldest Gator to literally Gator Junior.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It’s even funnier that when I do introduce people to what is Ethan Ralph they immediately start hating it and regretting they even know about him, some even going so far as supporting his beat down. Same with Nick Fuentes. They’re both overly online individuals far removed from the public presence they’re insignificant.

 

[RollerGator]

I forgot ... Was Gunt paying Gator 200-ish bucks weekly or monthly? cos if it was weekly, that's about as much as Vickers are asking for child support/monthly. Would be funny if 800 bucks per month went from eldest Gator to literally Gator Junior.

Both of Ralph's women are down bad for the Gator Gamer.

 

[Armor King]

Both of Ralph's women are down bad for the Gator Gamer.
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That has to be photoshopped right? There's no way she looks this manish.

 

[bonusmp3]

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This is a joke right, he is proudly declaring his purchase of a large bottle of high proof alcohol? I remember there was a time when he gave up drinking and things were on the rise for a while.

He wrote this tweet while almost certainly drunk because he needs money for for his legal problems.
Has legal problems due to actions from being drunk and while being so, spending all his money getting into trouble.
Needs money because of all the drinking and legal problems it causes..
This is all circular....

 

[Ripe]

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This is a joke right, he is proudly declaring his purchase of a large bottle of high proof alcohol? I remember there was a time when he gave up drinking and things were on the rise for a while.

He wrote this tweet while almost certainly drunk because he needs money for for his legal problems.
Has legal problems due to actions from being drunk and while being so, spending all his money getting into trouble.
Needs money because of all the drinking and legal problems it causes..
This is all circular....

Might actually watch some of his stream. Hope he goes full rage mode

 

[Ratzinger]

He wrote this tweet while almost certainly drunk because he needs money for for his legal problems.
Has legal problems due to actions from being drunk and while being so, spending all his money getting into trouble.

I think Ralph actually played this song before. Probably feels very relatable:
I was gonna go to court before I got high (ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you ain't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?)
'Cause I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Ralphasisters, I don't feel so good...

DAY-YUM!

"Vigorously"'s a big ass word for Ralph!

Because violating your DVRO for a third time in 6 weeks is going to look great on you.

Who's ready for a new cow? Chris is off to a facility and theres a better than zero chance Gunt is off to serve the rest of his suspended sentence.

EDIT: Here he goes with his "constituitional right" to respond again. That right was taken from you with the DVRO you fucking retard.

Am I mistaken when I say that it's not THAT Ralph responds but HOW Ralph responds? In other words, while Ralph could've said after FaiFai came out and related a terrible driving tale that "is untrue/exaggerated to ridiculous proportions" he instead went with "you got a loose pussy Faith!", which was less than ideal and a violation of the DVRO.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That has to be photoshopped right? There's no way she looks this manish.

It was Photoshopped to make her look less manly. Here is the original (cropped so as not to subject you to the sight of her excess weight):

 

[Procrastinhater]

It was Photoshopped to make her look less manly. Here is the original (cropped so as not to subject you to the sight of her excess weight):

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I don't know man the first one looks pretty manly to me.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know man the first one looks pretty manly to me.

Same but you have to try looking at her through Ralph’s busted eye(s). He has never had a paramour who ranked higher than 3/10 unless he paid hundreds of dollars just to get her in the same room with him. Low-status, worthless white men end up with low-status, worthless white women (or trannies, as in this case).

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Slap on some aviators and it's a perfect Razorfist clone

Probably more manly as well

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I cannot adequately express how much I love this tweet. Can't even talk shit to Ralph about it. It is perfection.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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So he tweeted it out at 10:30 his time. Piggy woke up, scuffed down pig slop, and decided he needed to start drinking. Not beer, not even a bottle of whiskey but a LARGE bottle of tequila. I really hope he was sober when he hit the road but I doubt it. Doesn’t even have an exact time either. “Noonish”

Ralph really is going to end up fused to his gaming chair just like his Ronnie. Tequila at noon, not even in my college days in a frat could I do that on the weekends.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Tequila at noon, not even in my college days in a frat could I do that on the weekends.

The worst thing is that he’d be proud of this. Being a gutter drunk is what passes for an accomplishment in Ralph’s pathetic life.

 

[Near]

What kind of retard has Wikipedia as their blood enemy, Ralph?

 

[LadiosSopp]

What kind of retard has Wikipedia as their blood enemy, Ralph?

Someone with a dramatically over-inflated sense of self importance.

 

[MeltyTW]

What kind of retard has Wikipedia as their blood enemy, Ralph?

The same ones not notable enough to be on it

 

[Obscura539]

The worst thing is that he’d be proud of this. Being a gutter drunk is what passes for an accomplishment in Ralph’s pathetic life.

Does it make you mad, bitch? Does it make you mad the Ralphamale does whatever he fucking wants?! I bet a seething wagie like you never had to dull of waking hour your life. When my woman (#transwomenarewomen) tells me first thing in the morning that I need to handle my legal issues, take care of the baby, or marry her I say "Fuck you, bitch. I ain't doing shit. Wash my dog, whore. I'm not a simp bitch. I'm the Ralphamale." *Super long pause to catch my breath* You're lucky I've been so busy otherwise I would blast you in court, bitch. Now I have to get ready to move by drinking a gallon of tequila.

 

[ChromaQuack]

That has to be photoshopped right? There's no way she looks this manish.

Want to know the funniest bit about it? that's one of her his better pictures.

The combination of pregnancy hormones, filters and bangs to cover the 6 head raises her him from a 0/10 to an iffy 2/10, imagine the shit Ethan wakes up to every morning where none of these things are present, and then you have to add baby caring stress on top.