Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
Puddleduck said:
Yeah she seems to have severe arrested development, to the point where she can't even learn how to learn anything.

She's pretty much the only lolcow who I'd worry about. She's literally retarded, and shouldn't be allowed online without supervision.
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Well she's not allowed outside without supervision so that's a start.
 
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This thread is incredibly depressing, it's been stuck in limbo since the start; her constant cycle of being fooled and scammed, and the forum telling her to improve herself is so repetitive. This has to be one of the most boring cows, however I'm going to be steadfast and continue to tell all those I meet that Mr Wogglebug is in a loving homosexual relationship with Frogman regardless of what she says.

I think the worst aspect of this thread is seeing the sperg slowly and painfully falling down into the abyss, I just don't see anything positive coming out of her, her books and DVDs are never going to sell (hence why I sell them to you guys 😉), her whole 'product' line is DOA and even when it all fails she'll continue trying to come up with the new demented Wogglebug film, her determination is both sad and impressive.

It's inevitable a bluespike sort of character will find her and completely destroy her sense of security, and perhaps her mother will forbid her from ever sperging on the internet ever again (which should happen).
Soon people will start documenting her tard activities on YouTube and she'll seethe that it isn't praising the Wogglebug but instead gawking at her eccentric, slow in the mind behaviour.

I'm sorry if I'm repeating what's been said before.
 
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Smegma Gaming said:
This thread is incredibly depressing, it's been stuck in limbo since the start; her constant cycle of being fooled and scammed, and the forum telling her to improve herself is so repetitive. This has to be one of the most boring cows, however I'm going to be steadfast and continue to tell all those I meet that Mr Wogglebug is in a loving homosexual relationship with Frogman regardless of what she says.

I think the worst aspect of this thread is seeing the sperg slowly and painfully falling down into the abyss, I just don't see anything positive coming out of her, her books and DVDs are never going to sell (hence why I sell them to you guys 😉), her whole 'product' line is DOA and even when it all fails she'll continue trying to come up with the new demented Wogglebug film, her determination is both sad and impressive.

It's inevitable a bluespike sort of character will find her and completely destroy her sense of security, and perhaps her mother will forbid her from ever sperging on the internet ever again (which should happen).
Soon people will start documenting her tard activities on YouTube and she'll seethe that it isn't praising the Wogglebug but instead gawking at her eccentric, slow in the mind behaviour.

I'm sorry if I'm repeating what's been said before.
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Well look at it this way: if we lived in another time and place she'd either be dead, living in the gutter, or be in one of those facilities where people paid pennies for the opportunity to poke the crazy people with a stick.

Of course nothing positive is going to come out of her, she's not only a tard, but an outrageously spoiled tard on top of it. This is the pinnacle of her being, existing in a constant 24/7 infantile narcissistic delusion where reality ceases to matter because she's never forced to face reality or consequences if she doesn't feel like it.

I never understand why some codependent folks continue to believe they can help the subjects on this site, as if there aren't already countless resources and sources of advice available that they would've already taken if they had any interest in learning or improving; no, somehow if I, a stranger, type the right words at them it'll totally change their mindset which has led them to where they are.

Most times their problem is they have too much help. The only possible thing that will help them is to be made to sink or swim so they develop into an actual person, and that's outside the control of any of us here.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
Most times their problem is they have too much help. The only possible thing that will help them is to be made to sink or swim so they develop into an actual person, and that's outside the control of any of us here.
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I agree with this if by 'help' you mean enabling and humouring. I don't count that as actual help, but rather as a form of (sometimes unintentional) neglect. People who coddle themselves are neglecting themselves, and in turn they neglect others. They mistake this for kindness and help.

I think to help someone you need to have a vision of the better things you think they're capable of that you believe would be worthwhile.

The trouble for that is, many people here actually are fine with Cherie not becoming a functional unremarkable adult, because we get schadenfreude, curiosity, and amusement out of the way she is.

My ideal outcome for @WogglebugLover would be that she somehow (I have no idea how) published something that actually got some attention from people other than trolls. I'd like that, not only because it would open up new avenues for Cherie to do new stuff and surprise us, but I'd get to see some normies reacting to the Farms, which is always fun


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also: 177,000 people like 'wobblebug' NFTs (cringe). Jesus Christ, only two letters off
 
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Puddleduck said:
She's not been here in a while, I (unironically) hope she's okay. I hope the troll who's pretending to like-like her hasn't crossed any lines.

Discord Spies, has she been posting there?
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No one has said anything against the Wogglebug that she needs to defend over here in a while, that would be why.
 
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She's still active on Discord she has Wolfings (that retard who got banned) leading some rudimentary marketing campaign on the server. What's hilarious is how zero-effort Wolfings' marketing is, and how this is enough for Cherie to consider him a 'boyfriend'.


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Dudes never be fooled, she's  always watching regardless how dead it is I assure you. She's requires you to specifically either ask a question about the Wogglebug, or criticise the Wogglebug for her to talk on thread... it only cares for the wogglebug.
 
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Spastic Cologne said:
WOGglebug
Wog - to be a wogglebigot
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L. Frank knew exactly what he was doing...
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Well, Cynthia's vision of of Woggy does look like some poorly disguised racial stereotype. Remove the antennae and you're left with a fat black or Indian man in fancy clothes.
 
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Spastic Cologne said:
WOGglebug
Wog - to be a wogglebigot
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Or from a completely different track, it's what Scientologists would call non-Scientologists. Not to their faces of course but it was common for normal people to be called "wogs".

Did I mention that L Ron Hubbard was a massive racist?

Woggie's child bride said:
While it's well known that the Wogglebug is gay and a racist caricature I have new information pertaining to the Jorge the frogman.
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Just more evidence that Froggie is the top and Woggie in the bottom.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Just more evidence that Froggie is the top and Woggie in the bottom
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Well the frog refers to the one being fucked, so it could actually suggest that froggy is the bottom and woggie is top. If woggie was exclusively a bottom then I doubt he'd have much interest in the beetle princess and Sylvie.
 
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