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It’s not the phone or your selfie skills, Kevin, you just look that bad.
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It’s not the phone or your selfie skills, Kevin, you just look that bad.
It's really telling how he asks for settings to change to "improve" his selfies (aka airbrushing, virtual FFS surgery apps) instead of thinking about anything that could improve his appearance in real life. Kevin, you might like an app called "basic skincare".
Kevin, your new phone has a higher resolution camera, and so it's capturing every wrinkle and acne scar that was previously invisible due to artifacting. Your solution is that troon staple, the FaceApp feminise-and-blur-beyond-all-reason filter. You're welcome.
I hate to be mean to cows...(real cows) but with that nose ring standing beside a rail fence? He looks like a cow grazing in the pastures.
It’s things like this, that we mock him for being not just an average looking guy at best, but talking like he is a hot woman trying to fish for comments and validation.
Ballsack skin AND a flayed, inverted penis, mind you! The inverted penis knows to convert itself into a pussy after the surgery. You just gotta wait till the nerves wake up. HRT is magic folks!An unmuscled pocket of ballsack skin isn’t a pussy, but it’s 2022 and words mean nothing (and are also literal violence).
Kev and Clussy had a rough breakup. He still comments on Ripley’s gross nudes with positive comments but I’m pretty certain he’s holding a grudge against Clussy.I dare kevin to type: huff huff uww do hot hot hot! after seeing it...oh who am i kidding he's such a degen of course he will.
Or God forbid, they try to 69 each other. Lmao imagine. Two fridge-bodied males licking each other’s infected wounds and trying not to gag. Neither of them feeling any pleasure except numbness and pain.At least now that Kevin has broken up with Wedge, he won't have to make a sextape of himself licking Wedge's taint like Wedge did with him.
I’ll hand it to Kev in this picture, he looks gender-unknown at best. Maybe he should wear men’s t-shirts more often!
Ballsack skin AND a flayed, inverted penis, mind you! The inverted penis knows to convert itself into a pussy after the surgery. You just gotta wait till the nerves wake up. HRT is magic folks!
Kev and Clussy had a rough breakup. He still comments on Ripley’s gross nudes with positive comments but I’m pretty certain he’s holding a grudge against Clussy.
Or God forbid, they try to 69 each other. Lmao imagine. Two fridge-bodied males licking each other’s infected wounds and trying not to gag. Neither of them feeling any pleasure except numbness and pain.
… I can’t tell you guys enough how envious I am of trans people’s sex lives!
I’ll hand it to Kev in this picture, he looks gender-unknown at best. Maybe he should wear men’s t-shirts more often!
wait wedge already cut off balls tho
his crotch is gonna look... worse? better? um....
That hat is fucking gross. Just imagine how disgusting the inside of it must be when the outside looks like THAT.
If he kept his cock but had the bolt ons, he could at least have done Z-list bargain basement porn.If Kevin was judged by his looks as harshly as real women as ugly as him are, he would have necked himself years ago.
If he started getting ogled by random creeps as a preteen like so many women did, he wouldn’t have the confidence to make these demands. Socialization growing up matters.
Kevin thought he’d be a better woman than real women are and he failed. He didn’t consider he’d be ugly as a woman too. He’s still an incel, is still less desirable than the ugliest real woman, and it has nothing to do with transphobia. Ugly is ugly. The bolt ons aren’t going to turn him into Gigi Gorgeous, he’s going to look like he does now with perkier, bigger mantits.
ULTRA PREMIUM RARE KEVIN- BOYMODE VERSIONKevKev's work shirt and Penny's hat are boymode.What?
His smile is weird and forced. At least the dog looks happy.ULTRA PREMIUM RARE KEVIN- BOYMODE VERSION