Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Glowie]

I remember the pixel art animation of Keffals Josh showed during a MATI stream. I made my own.

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Are you perhaps planning making a game about goblins perhaps? You have one of protag portraits right here.

 

[Dave.]

And here I thought Keffals won. Had me worried for a second. Also newfag Holocaust when?

 

[PoisonedBun]

Just because you can say whatever you want on this website doesn't mean you have to.

Some of the posts I've seen on here to refer to transgender twitter users (not Keffals, just in general) sound almost verbatim about what ignorant people say about Kiwifarms, like all of them are hateful individuals working together on evil schemes. Are there more bad people in the trans community than Twitter at large is willing to admit? Absolutely, and they deserve to be criticized for being bad people. However, that doesn't mean you have to call someone you don't know a pedophile the second they make a post.

We are not so different, us and they. That's what I believe.

 

[Fapcop]

This website has become irreparably broken by 2022 users. I can't describe what it's like reading something so dumb and so far detached from the modus operandi of this community. All you had to do was shut the fuck up.

True.

There has been a veritable immigration of bottom tier faggots from Reddit, who have seen their little safe spaces get either infested by trannies or outright shut down.

Kiwi farms is like goddamn Greece right now. Except instead boats of sandniggers, we get boats of TERFs, Orangeman bad liberals who aren’t insane enough for the rest of Reddit, and tranny peaked soccermoms.

But instead of locking them up in camps like based Greeks, we hand out kiwi gibs and see them walk around ogling our women and awkwardly try a hard R nigger to fit in.

And here I thought Keffals won. Had me worried for a second. Also newfag Holocaust when?

GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

I'd recommend a second thread where 2022 users (except 3322 and Otm Shank) aren't allowed to post.

It’s mostly people coming to this site and going “wow it’s like most other social media except I can say nigger” and not realize this site isn’t actively monitored with bots but actual people who will call your shit out

 

[xQc]

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Big Jew Joel is mad he can't get laid from tinder. I mean if I looked like this I'd probably kill myself too.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I hadn't read the updated OP yet, just did (and the 4 hour hiatus allowed me to catch up) and I just wanted to say that it's a masterpiece and even if you're somewhat familiar with keffals already you should check it out. It's got everything, information, shock value, and just minor cow antics that make you say, "How would a human being post something so fucked up and then get surprised when people don't like it?" (especially that last category, it's too easy to miss in a thread that moves this fast). Keffals provides plenty of fodder, but it still takes an artist to make a good post out of it. Thanks, @3322

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

Some suggested etiquette for newfaggots

1. If you don't have anything to contribute, don't fucking say anything. We don't need to hear your rehashed opinion about how trannies are bad for the 10 billionth time, it suggests a great hubris in your attitude that you think we haven't already discussed shit like this ad nauseum

2. Don't sperg out at people who have valuable information, even if they might be acting slightly retarded. Yes, we all know it's dumb to expect farmers to respect your pronouns, but it's a completely worthless gesture to poke the bear and shit all over someone who could actually help bring Lucas down. it's the equivalent of shooting your own double agent, it's just fucking retarded and makes you look like a sperg. If we're divided against ourselves we become our own greatest enemies

3. Read the rules so you don't embarrass yourself like a jackass, piss off Glorious Feeder, and get the thread locked for 4 hours

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I remember the pixel art animation of Keffals Josh showed during a MATI stream. I made my own.

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I just wanted to say, that particular shot of him, both the pixel art and the original photo, looks like Wormtail from Harry Potter.

 

[Glowie]

Lucas tweeted a lot since thread closed due to faggotry.
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He deleted this. Probably because getting a house makes it seem like he isn’t suing and is only pocketing the money. I was confused to why Null kept saying he was getting a house on MATI, but it seems Dear Feeder was just ahead on this one.
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Not the free cosmetic surgeries!
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It was an ad for Matt Walsh, saved you suffering.
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He really wants that checkmark. Won’t his suspension prevent him from getting it?
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Lucas, you’ve earned the Jew tag for a reason.
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Reasons for not get a verification.
Platform manipulation
Harrasment of users.
Distruptive behaviour.
String of suspensions
Not providing proof residence.
A absolute nobody
Botted account

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Nuke newfags.

Anyways, good to see that the traumatic experience Lucas had last weekend doesn't stop him from shitposting on Twitter.

 

[The Line]

"Wow, I caused mods to lock the thread?"

 

[Neil]

I remember the pixel art animation of Keffals Josh showed during a MATI stream. I made my own.

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add a trans flag behind it and it'll be perfect

Nuke newfags.

Anyways, good to see that the traumatic experience Lucas had last weekend doesn't stop him from shitposting on Twitter.

Almost like the Ontario police were right and it wasn't as dramatic as Lucas made it out to be. A free $90k of internet pity money doesn't hurt either.

 

[Scipio Americanus]

Certain 2022 users are gonna get us banned from 109 threads. Very sad. Not all of us are retards...

Keffals might be getting support and an endorsement from the system, but in the long run that's gonna be a good thing for the farms. When lolcows feel on top of the world, they always fuck it up. They can't help themselves. There's a reason they have threads on this site.

Keffals has already started the downward spiral with the GFM grift, and there's already people who are coming out of the woodwork to air out dirty laundry. Even if we (maybe?) missed a juicy opportunity right now, we're far from the peak of this ride. I can't wait to see what we find out about our new favorite TIF in the next year. The long game is more important, farmers.

 

[Reaper King]

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I dunno, it seems like from all the interviews you gave to journofags and TV News people, you were more ass-blasted about the deadnaming than you were the "swatting". If anything, seems like you hammed one of them up to grift cash from other people cause "muh dednam o no". Don't you usually call deadnaming a sign of transphobia? So which is worse, Lucas, the "swatting" or the deadnaming? Make up your fucking mind.

 

[80's Dad]

This thread is getting overwhelming to slog through dozens of pages every day, but here I am to add to the pile.

I think we want this ex's story to be true because it would prove that Lucas is willing to play dirty and use the law to get back at someone. That would make him a big, fat hypocrite, right? Which in turn would mean that the twitter/reddit trannies would totally turn on him, right? And that Lucas will lose every bit of following and grifting power that he has, right?

Do you really think that's going to happen? Especially if it was posted here?

This thread is basically just screen shots of Luke's twitter, twitch, stuff he posts himself. It's already been shown that he's a liar and a hypocrite, and anyone who cares can verify it through more official means. His followers are already so far up his ass that it's going to take a lot more than heavily redacted court docs to sway any sizable portion of them.

I just don't think this is going to do anything constructive. I think it reeks of gay-ops, and I don't trust it. But if it's true, I don't think there will be anything gained by this individual for posting it here.

 

[Catboys the Musical]

I just don't think this is going to do anything constructive. I think it reeks of gay-ops, and I don't trust it. But if it's true, I don't think there will be anything gained by this individual for posting it here.

Even if the info would be fake or gay opsy, it's better than getting nothing at all. It'd be something to pick apart and laugh at, at the very least. And the only price was that users had to act cordial to a tranny for like an hour or two, which shouldn't be asking much.

 

[Chuck]

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I dunno, it seems like from all the interviews you gave to journofags and TV News people, you were more ass-blasted about the deadnaming than you were the "swatting". If anything, seems like you hammed one of them up to grift cash from other people cause "muh dednam o no". Don't you usually call deadnaming a sign of transphobia? So which is worse, Lucas, the "swatting" or the deadnaming? Make up your fucking mind.

deadnaming is actually worse than getting a gun pointed at you, actually. if you get shot by a high powered rifle, you die, but when you get deadnamed, you have to live with the gender dysphoria for the rest of your life, so it makes total sense he'd be more angry at getting called a man. think before you deadname Mr. Roberts next time, bigot.

 

[The Line]

I don't get why some users think that the possibility of being fooled is so bad that you should avoid considering anything. Even in the worst(?) case scenario where someone turns around and goes "lol kiwifarms so dumb for believing me" does it even matter? How is lying to someone and then revealing you tricked them even an own?

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

This thread is getting overwhelming to slog through dozens of pages every day, but here I am to add to the pile.

I think we want this ex's story to be true because it would prove that Lucas is willing to play dirty and use the law to get back at someone. That would make him a big, fat hypocrite, right? Which in turn would mean that the twitter/reddit trannies would totally turn on him, right? And that Lucas will lose every bit of following and grifting power that he has, right?

Do you really think that's going to happen? Especially if it was posted here?

This thread is basically just screen shots of Luke's twitter, twitch, stuff he posts himself. It's already been shown that he's a liar and a hypocrite, and anyone who cares can verify it through more official means. His followers are already so far up his ass that it's going to take a lot more than heavily redacted court docs to sway any sizable portion of them.

I just don't think this is going to do anything constructive. I think it reeks of gay-ops, and I don't trust it. But if it's true, I don't think there will be anything gained by this individual for posting it here.

While I don't think the info in itself will be particularly valuable, I think it may unleash a sort of Weinstein effect where more and more people may come to light with stories about Lucas.