Aug 11 2022 - Case updated with "Waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" - Review scheduled for next year

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That's what I've been saying. I don't know why people are convinced that this is the final saga or some bullshit. If anything, this is the start of a whole new chapter of Christory. Now that he's fully rejected by mainstream society, if he ever goes online again he has no choice but to go full tooter and spend his days arguing with weens and a-logs as they are the only people that will bother to talk to him. In fact, a homeless/prison saga would actually mean less milk in the future and be quite boring in comparison.
Exactly this. And I have mixed feelings on that. Part of me wanted a nice clean ending to finally close out Chris Chan land on. You know, white text on a black screen:

“Chris Chan is currently institutionalized in Virginia State Hospital for the criminally insane. There is no current plans for release.”

“Barbara A Chandler passed away in her sleep on December 4th 2022.”

“Cole Smithy is still a peckerhead”

 
If Chris is selective enough to not fuck fatties or blacks, he’s got enough knowledge to know his mom is not a good gf trait
One of my favorite moments in Geno’s documentary is when a ween has competently drawn a delightfully thicc version of female Chris as a Goddess Blueheart and he gets all huffy-puffy about how HE IS NOT FAT. Doesn’t say thank you or anything for what is probably the most attractive depiction of him to ever exist.

He’s got such philistine taste in women, truly.
 
It may have simply been that they took him to the courthouse and back. There has been no indication of "Transferred" in th esystem. Which is what we saw last time he went to the Nut Hut. And they aren't going to simply cut an open order to transport in the system with no destination. He's still in custody. he has not transferred facilities. Heck the Transport order may have simply been something like a Medical or Psyche follow up done off site.
Chris would never have been at the courthouse during the grand jury proceedings, though...I also don't think they need a transportation order to move inmates for legal proceedings but I'm not sure on that one.

However you're right that he hasn't gone anywhere yet (and probably won't for some time, especially if they're waiting on some kind of mental health placement). I think there's strong evidence for something medical or another institution since the last time he had a transportation order, he went to Western State.
 
Since I can't quote @A-№1 , apparently, Hunter Moore was banned from social media after he was convicted. It would be interesting the magichan account making a comeback.
That's what I've been saying. I don't know why people are convinced that this is the final saga or some bullshit. If anything, this is the start of a whole new chapter of Christory. Now that he's fully rejected by mainstream society, if he ever goes online again he has no choice but to go full tooter and spend his days arguing with weens and a-logs as they are the only people that will bother to talk to him. In fact, a homeless/prison saga would actually mean less milk in the future and be quite boring in comparison.
I don't know which is worse, weens and a-logs spending their time arguing with Chris, or Chris wasting his time arguing with them? If Chris wasn't so self absorbed, and the coping/larping would shatter, he'd come to a realization that his entire existence was a waste of time, and he would most likely off himself due to depression. The next 5-10 years are going to be interesting for Chris, if he lives that long.
 
Christ said that murderous rage is murder in the heart. Also Chris was supposedly proud of running over a snake, and he supposedly had a cat put down - if true, very scummy even if that doesn't count as murder. And wanting to commit adultery is adultery in the heart: the "commandments" Chris made up gives a pass to adultery. Also I think plagiarism isn't literally stealing, but it can be lying - lying about who made what. Also Chris stole money from Borb and was caught shoplifting from Best Buy.
The shoplifting sounds familiar now that you mention it, and by the "in the heart" reading of the commandments he's definitely run the gamut.

One could argue he's guilty of all seven deadly sins too.

Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth. Sounds a lot like Chris to me.

Living in Bob’s personal Hell is really weird
If you believe in alternate dimensions/quantum realities then there is at least one out there where Bob successfully cut the internet down and saved the world from his son.
 
With this kind of luck, I have to wonder, if someone were to shoot him in the back of the head would the bullet change course and shoot back into the barrel and blowing up the chamber killing the gunman in the process? Because I don't know how you walk scott free after something like that.
 
Is there any actual evidence that this occurred?
I believe that the story of paying girls to be gal-pals was made up and Chris accepted it as truth because he is a gosh-danged (sorry for cursing) moron who is very stupid.
It’s always been pretty clear in my mind that the high school gal pals were just good people that felt pity on the retarded kid and were nice to him while he was around.

The friends-for-pay scheme, if it wasn’t a lie someone told him to fuck with him, was something that was cooked up in Chris’s paranoid, mentally ill brain. He couldn’t understand why they abandoned him after high school, so he rationalized it with the “they must have been paid!” explanation. In reality, they just moved on with their lives, just like everyone does when they leave high school, and had no reason to stay in contact. He no longer needed their protection, and they had their own shit to worry about.

Maybe Bob gave them a small amount of cash as a thank you once, like after the birthday party or something, but the idea that they were on the payroll is ludicrous and nonsensical. The idea that high school girls, a generally catty group of people, are going to accept petty cash to be nice to a dumbass for years, actually be nice to him, and manage to not ever let the secret slip to Chris make zero sense. It would never work. The whole thing is clearly a coping thing cooked up in Chris’s crazy brain.
 
He could clean toilets or sort glass. There are things he could be made to do that aren’t exactly productive.
Its hard to know what chris could do now. I am of the camp that thinks he probably could have actually had relatively normal life with low tier work had they had more early intervention. That said he isnt incapable of understanding simple tasks. He is just very lazy.
If told to fold towels and hang clothes at walmart he probably can do that. The primary issue wouldnt be whether he can physically do those tasks. Its whether he has self control to get up and go to work/ not hit on every single female coworker and customer.
 
It’s always been pretty clear in my mind that the high school gal pals were just good people that felt pity on the retarded kid and were nice to him while he was around.

The friends-for-pay scheme, if it wasn’t a lie someone told him to fuck with him, was something that was cooked up in Chris’s paranoid, mentally ill brain. He couldn’t understand why they abandoned him after high school, so he rationalized it with the “they must have been paid!” explanation. In reality, they just moved on with their lives, just like everyone does when they leave high school, and had no reason to stay in contact. He no longer needed their protection, and they had their own shit to worry about.

Maybe Bob gave them a small amount of cash as a thank you once, like after the birthday party or something, but the idea that they were on the payroll is ludicrous and nonsensical. The idea that high school girls, a generally catty group of people, are going to accept petty cash to be nice to a dumbass for years, actually be nice to him, and manage to not ever let the secret slip to Chris make zero sense. It would never work. The whole thing is clearly a coping thing cooked up in Chris’s crazy brain.
Yet according to that one poster it is apparently an old Deep South tradition to pay for kids to befriend your tardspawn that Bob adhered to.
 
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Living in Bob’s personal Hell is really weird
It is, until you realize Chris brought this upon himself, and Bob ignored Chris' worst tendencies and didn't do anything until it was too late. If Bob was alive, I think Chris still would have raped Barb. Keep in mind Bob and Barb were sleeping in separate rooms.

If you were to ask Chris how Bob would feel about it, Chris would answer with Bobchu and how he would be jealous that his son satisfied his dad's wife.
 
I'd guess Chris' <18 taboo is the same as the no prenuptials taboo. Chris sailed right thru into legal age without any perceivable understanding what that entails. In a RL sexual encounter, Chris would either not give a fuck about an underage partner if this is not obviously visible, or uphold the 18+ in a ritual fashion and literally to the minute.

These are the sort of social constraints that Chris' brain is incapable of figuring. Chris has shown disdain for age of consent, but there seems to be some hard limit to outright pedo. There is no focus on lolis either. So Chris seems to be grasping (albeit a bit loosely) the biological concept of sexual maturity, but the concept of age-of-consent is one step too much away from raw biology and out into cultural conventions land where the Normie sub-humans roam. Faced with such a dilemma, Chris will do one of 2 things: Either discard the offending constraint entirely, at best keep it as a mere token devoid of any meaning and content. Or weave it into the Sonichu universe prominently, and mystify/sanctify it.

Chris needs simple rules, and he needs them to be consistent. If they are based on nebulous social conventions, he might understand the hard rule but not understand why it is there. It is especially hard for him if the rules are different for different places and different people.

For instance, in his raging against Jason Kendrick Howell having a 17-year-old girlfriend, he claimed that the age of consent in the United States is 18, when it is in fact 16 in the majority of states (and indeed in almost all of the states and territories surrounding Virginia). He could only understand the rule as a hard rule, so he assumes Virginia's rule applies everywhere, when Virginia is in fact the anomaly compared to most of the US or the rest of the world.

Second, if you read about Jason, his location was in Tennessee, where it is 18, but Jason and Kathleen were within the close-in-age exception for that state. This is also something Chris could not understand.

Chris only understands in rules as absolutes, right and wrong in black and white, and if a rule goes against what seems correct to him, then that rule is unjust.

He cannot comprehend rules that restrict him not restricting someone else.

Example: Bigamy taboo. A social convention that is in itself not out of any biological necessity. But there is an underlying biological necessity: to not fuck around too much, lest the ratio of caretakers to infants becomes too small to ensure sufficient transfer of cultural information, leading to lineages going extinct in the most hilarious and stupid ways.

The rules against bigamy/adultery/polygamy are more for a couple of other reasons.

Illegitimate children have a hard time in life. Even if there's no laws concerning inheritance, etc., fathers usually do not feel good for caring for the children of other men, and mothers often do not like caring for the children of another woman.

It's also because it ensures that more people can be successfully coupled. A peaceful, sedentary society with large numbers of single men becomes unproductive and sometimes unstable and violent. (If violence is no issue then the men just kill each other off until there are fewer single men.)

Warlike societies or tribes in areas facing dangerous conditions don't need these rules because the men just get killed off as a matter of course.

These are considerations that are beyond Chris' ability to grasp, of course. But then, most of the rest of society isn't able to either, hence it being presented as the will of God. Chris' inability to grasp the reasons for rules is not unique, it is only extreme.

Maybe Bob gave them a small amount of cash as a thank you once, like after the birthday party or something, but the idea that they were on the payroll is ludicrous and nonsensical. The idea that high school girls, a generally catty group of people, are going to accept petty cash to be nice to a dumbass for years, actually be nice to him, and manage to not ever let the secret slip to Chris make zero sense. It would never work. The whole thing is clearly a coping thing cooked up in Chris’s crazy brain.

Chris gave a very clear description of what happened with Natasha, so at least in her case it was definitely Bob paying her for friendship with Chris.

It is, until you realize Chris brought this upon himself, and Bob ignored Chris' worst tendencies and didn't do anything until it was too late. If Bob was alive, I think Chris still would have raped Barb. Keep in mind Bob and Barb were sleeping in separate rooms.

Perhaps it could have been a threesome.
 
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It is, until you realize Chris brought this upon himself, and Bob ignored Chris' worst tendencies and didn't do anything until it was too late.
In his “defense” Chris’ worst tendencies didn’t really materialize until Bob was too old to either mentally and physically deal with his sperg of a son. Things like cutting down the internet were ultimately empty threats and Chris knew it. He just had to relent and placate Bob in the moment and then go directly back to the prohibited behavior. You saw this clearly whenever Bob was caught yelling at Chris on camera.

When Chris and him were younger and Bob could back up his disciplinary threats, these behaviors in Chris were quelled. For example, I have a feeling Chris always desired to cross dress but he didn’t dare to until he felt absolutely sure it was free of any real consequences from Bob.
 
Its hard to know what chris could do now. I am of the camp that thinks he probably could have actually had relatively normal life with low tier work had they had more early intervention. That said he isnt incapable of understanding simple tasks. He is just very lazy.
If told to fold towels and hang clothes at walmart he probably can do that. The primary issue wouldnt be whether he can physically do those tasks. Its whether he has self control to get up and go to work/ not hit on every single female coworker and customer.
True, look at Chris' work history, specifically Wendy's. He did not like taking instructions/criticism well. Chris was always in fights with his manager. I don't know how Bob prepped him for that, but the results weren't good. Even with Chris and his 'chores', I doubt he listened to his parents, and they didn't do anything to correct him with a decent work ethic. Even if Chris were given a job despite his internet infamy, I'd doubt he'd hold on to it, because Chris would get distracted. I want to say he sabotaged himself by getting into trouble on the net as an excuse not to find work. I'm not saying that's clever on Chris' part, I'm saying that Chris went through more effort in finding a sweetheart as opposed to finding work.
 
I want to say he sabotaged himself by getting into trouble on the net as an excuse not to find work. I'm not saying that's clever on Chris' part, I'm saying that Chris went through more effort in finding a sweetheart as opposed to finding work.
I have to disagree. That’s far too 5D chess for Chris. More likely he suddenly realized his infamy came with this unexpected benefit of being an anti-employment excuse he could capitalize on whenever he’s pressed on the issue.

That’s peak conniving and opportunistic Chris to a T, with a dash of Teflon Tard superpower somehow bailing him out of responsibility.
 
Things like cutting down the internet were ultimately empty threats and Chris knew it.
Then bob shouldn't call himself a dad if he's using empty threats. A real father would've called the ISP and cancelled the service, or literally cut the ethernet cable. I don't understand why Bob was holding kid gloves with Chris despite Chris being in his mid to late 20s. Yes, 'tism, but Bob had mainstreamed Chris so he can adjust to adult life (we all know how that turned out). But, I guess Bob was too old to actually do something.

Mark me MATI, but it's stuff like this is why Chris needs some serious consequences, most notably being banned from using the internet.
I have to disagree. That’s far too 5D chess for Chris.
You have a point.
 
An example of one issue is a core trait of narcissism is secret feelings of shame
and self doubt.

Another "require constant admiration
Chris is ashamed of being "slow in the mind", girlfriend-free, unemployable and unable to live an independent life. He would never admit it to his "fans", but you can bet his bouts of depression are all focused on these subjects.

As for requiring constant admiration... He is completely unable to accept criticism of any kind, except from potential gal pals that he is afraid of losing... and that criticism feeds straight into his shame.

When you add the traits of covert narcissism... socially withdrawn, sensitive to criticism, grandiose fantasies, passive aggressive, envious of others, entitlement, lack of empathy, tendency to hold grudges, envy, feelings of inadequacy and fake compassion... to the traits of autism... inability to understand what others are thinking, anxious in social situations, difficulty making real friends, bluntness/rudeness, strict adherence to daily routines, focus on trivia and literal mindedness... you end up with the total mess that is Chris-Chan.

Chris seems to be unique -- the ONLY person on the entire planet -- in possessing these four characteristics together:

1) Willing to fuck the elderly, without being elderly themselves (rare)
2) Wiling to fuck the mentally handicapped (also rare, and while not everyone agrees that Barb was senile to the point of being incapacitated, she was definitely not all there either)
3) Willing to fuck their mother (*very* rare)
4) Feeling compelled to brag about it.
The explanation for that is pretty easy. The sex had nothing to do with real sexual attraction. It was a way to exert dominance over his mother who had controlled his life for almost 40 years at that point. Barb had reached a point of senility where she was nothing more than a waifu pillow for him to hump like a dog. He wanted to take Bob's place as head of the household, and he saw this as a way to do that. Once he did, he felt empowered enough to allow his personality disorder and autism to convert rape of an incompetent person into "a new girlfriend" to brag about.
 
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To put it into perspective, by my calculations Bob was 55 when Chris was born. When Chris was in his twenties Bob was already standing waist-deep in his grave.
then it was only a matter of time when Chris was in his thirties and degenerated into a tom girl that it was too late, and things were destined to go downhill.

No matter how much Heilberg can use the 'tism card, in the end, Chris' ending wasn't going to be all smiles and sunshine no matter how much bob hoped about Chris' future when he was alive.
 
No matter how much Heilberg can use the 'tism card, in the end, Chris' ending wasn't going to be all smiles and sunshine no matter how much bob hoped about Chris' future when he was alive.
The reason why Chris is so fascinating to me is that his life is such a perfect storm of all these unique factors that makes it pretty much impossible for another Chris to be born today. It also ensured his doom no matter what. The game was truly rigged from the start for Chris:

He was almost miraculously conceived by parents that were so old that he was guaranteed to be born with disabilities (parent age is a big factor in autism) while simultaneously making sure they were unable to raise such a special needs child due to said old age and outdated worldviews. Truly one of God’s cruelest jokes.

He was born and grew up at the very forefront of the Internet. Nobody knew jack shit about cyber bullying and all that, unlike today when parents are far more aware of the need to monitor/restrict their kids’ exposure to it - especially ‘tarded children. Also, again, I’m sure neither Bob or Barb had any real clue what the Internet actually was or what Chris truly did on it. Just some vague idea of what it was.
 
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