DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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This Dave lore question comes up every six months or so, so a while back I decided to save the clip of the moment the meme started, so I can easily post it and DEBUNK all the wrong stories about it:

July 1st, 2017:

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And that's all there is to it; some random donator called him Dave without any explanation, never to be seen again. The name stuck because of DSP's typical bad reaction to it. There's no proof of it having to do with his dad's name, if it was a mistake or intentional or anything like that, since there never was given any context. His chat then kept calling him Dave and Tevin ran with it because it annoyed DSP even more, and that's about it.

It's funny as fuck, though, and a prime example of how to properly troll DSP (too bad he had to attach money to it).

I especially love the moment where you can see he's illegitimately annoyed by someone calling him Dave...

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... and then the split second where you can just see him think: "Why the fuck is this dirty troll calling me Dave!?", while dozens of detractor theories are running through his mind.

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Lmfao. :story:
I'm pretty sure the troll tipper called him "Dave" because of David Brent from The Office.

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Hard to confirm though, but the similarities are pretty obvious.
 
This Dave lore question comes up every six months or so, so a while back I decided to save the clip of the moment the meme started, so I can easily post it and DEBUNK all the wrong stories about it:

July 1st, 2017:

View attachment 3592303

And that's all there is to it; some random donator called him Dave without any explanation, never to be seen again. The name stuck because of DSP's typical bad reaction to it. There's no proof of it having to do with his dad's name, if it was a mistake or intentional or anything like that, since there never was given any context. His chat then kept calling him Dave and Tevin ran with it because it annoyed DSP even more, and that's about it.

It's funny as fuck, though, and a prime example of how to properly troll DSP (too bad he had to attach money to it).

I especially love the moment where you can see he's illegitimately annoyed by someone calling him Dave...

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... and then the split second where you can just see him think: "Why the fuck is this dirty troll calling me Dave!?", while dozens of detractor theories are running through his mind.

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Lmfao. :story:
Tevin also called him "Dave Bennett" because that sounds like the name of a guy you can trust. I believe there are multiple reason why he's called Dave.
 
I'm pretty sure the troll tipper called him "Dave" because of David Brent from The Office.

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Hard to confirm though, but the similarities are pretty obvious.
Phil did reference the Dave meme. He said, and I quote, "I think people call me Dave in reference from The Office (UK), who's an obnoxious loser, which I'm not." That quote still gets a giggle out of me.
 
Well, guys! I just looked into a bunch of data breaches Phil was in, and I thought I'd share some with you all. Enjoy!

Some of them are probably fake from trolls. If you're an expert in salt and hashing, I would need some help.
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Shoutout to @Shirō Ishii and @Nigel of Ukip for being inspirations!
 
Fucking imagine DSP teaching. My god.
He'd be the kind of guy who'd get bullied by a bunch of 9 year olds.

Phil's so predictable. It's always this exaggeration of the truth to make it seem like it's absurd.

"I didn't sit here all day playing mobile games!! I got up once of twice to take a shit while also playing mobile games, DEBUNKED!"
Secret's video broke him the same way LSB's cult video broke him. Remember how he started calling detractors a cult the day after it came out? :story:
 
Look, if he wants to engage in empty puffery on Twitter, I won't hold it against him. If anything, that's the only thing the platform is good for.
But... "unexpected"? We're talking about a negro living in a hermetically sealed cube with the most advanced case of schedule autism ever seen. Nothing in his life is unexpected.
 
Yeah that tweet.

"I live an unexpected life"? The fuck? Unexpected my hairy ass, man wakes up every day at the same time every day to do the same thing. EVERY. DAY. (Apart from his mature adult day off where he drives his mature adult car to get mature groceries from the store that all the other mature adults go to).
 
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