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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
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WTF IS THAT? HAHAHA
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A beautiful woman of course, bigot.
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goat sneed said:
My favorite part of this is he's claiming this was an attempt on his life, but also has to mention the police called him "Roberts" like it was an existential threat.
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His only specific mention of deadnaming was a picture of an evidence bag sharpied "Roberts". I wasn't aware A)Lastnames were gendered in English and B)a lastname can be a deadname. Not even divorcees of shitbags get pissy when you fuck up their name even though they'd have more of a reason to be!

He also could have just sharpied it himself but I'm doubting that because he probably would have written out "Lucas" like a moron.

As far as I'm aware he never made a specific accusation like "when the cops knocked they asked for Mr. Lucas Roberts" or "they used the wrong pronouns!" or even having Lucas written on any official docs. Just a "they deadnamed me!!!" accompanied by a picture of a bag.

Edit: did you stealth-edit? I swear on my screen it says Lucas still but hitting the quote button brought up Roberts.
 
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the people ruining this thread need to kill themselves immediately, and all of them know exactly who they are. if you don't want the milk get the fuck out of the barn you stupid faggots.

7th Dweller of Da'at said:
I don't think I've ever seen such a clear embodiment of pure evil and corruption. These "people" are on the same level as fucking Mengele
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i read through those posts and it made my fucking blood boil.
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
Lucas and the London police chief have conflicting statements about the search and seizure. I was curious if there was more to the story, so I consulted with an unbiased 3rd party on the matter.

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Now I realize that this initially looks like garbage. I can't claim to understand the deeper meanings behind the majority of these responses, so I decided to shift my focus primarily on the upper-left image.

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Craiyon has acknowledged in the past that Lucas is an alleged dog fucker, but obviously Daisy couldn't have anything to do with this. Then I zoomed in.

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Although abstract, the image resembles something more akin to a boar or pig head than that of a dog. Pigs are usually associated with fatties, so combining that with the otherwise canine appearance may in fact be the AI's way of suggesting this figure is supposed to be Keffals himself. Moving on...

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A disembodied head. Humanoid, wearing a cap with some sort of badge motif and possessing an air of gruff authority. Undoubtably, this represents the police, but the position of this entity is curious. Atop Lucas's back, it could be interpreted as catching or arresting the Luke pig-dog at first glance. However, the longer I look at it, it looks more like the head is riding on his back more than anything. The facial expression, suggesting the head is being vocal, loud, commanding, it also seems to be hiding the slightest hint of either a smile or smirk.

I think the AI is suggesting that the cop creature is pleased with using the canine pig beast as a horse or some form of cattle. The dog thing also happens to be black.

Cop + black + cattle = Canadian CIA nigger. The internet algorithm is suggesting the RCMP by proxy of the London PD have found compromising material in Luke's possession and they're blackmailing him to act as a glow-in-the-dark tranny infiltrator agent.

That's my take anyway. Your miles may vary. I'm too fucking stupid to understand this shit.
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This one is a little on the nose

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Hal said:
Found some funny reactions to this thread in vaush's discord

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"DURRRRRRRRR SUE KIWIFARMS"

Jesus Christ, why are lolcows and their orbiters so fucking dumb? Let me make a direct message to Keffaltards who might be reading this thread right now (because you're out there and we all know it) and ask you, is there even a flicker of light in your HRT eroded brain, that has any capability for logical reasoning? First off, let's just ignore the fact that countless other idiots have tried and failed to take this site down, because even if that wasn't the precedent by now, there is literally fucking nothing we could be sued for. We have done quite literally nothing illegal or infringed on anyone's rights, all this website does is collect and gather publicly available information. On what fucking planet should we be held accountable for Lucas's tweets and creepy Discord chat logs? Here's a tip, if you don't want people posting about you being a groomer, then don't be a fucking groomer. How is that so hard for you mindless troglodytes to understand?

Or are you talking about the swatting that both didn't happen, and even if it did, was universally condemned by the forum? Are you saying that Null could be sued for a non-existent crime that nobody here committed? Not to mention that this is an American website, Canada's backwards and tyrannical freedom of speech laws don't apply here. get fucked faggots
 
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Sry if it's been mentioned, but Keffals was talking to Vaush yesterday, and there are some clips that are pretty interesting.

Vaush (and Lucas in the rest of the video) assumes the reason he was filled under his old name, was only because of the email.
Even tho every government and legal paperwork for his first 18 years was Lucas Roberts, why? Because transphobia of course.


Vaush talks about how Kiwifarms is mostly nazies and Destiny fans (Everything I don't like is Nazies and Destiny fans)



This section is the most interesting one because it does explain the reason there was a request for a specific firearm in the warrant.
Lucas claims that the person that swatted him, attached a picture of his firearm. In my opinion, this does make sense, but I am also aware that Lucas lies, all the time.



Again Lucas proclaims the lie that he had guns pointed at him, when that is not the case.


Lucas mention he is going to take legal actions but can't talk about it, the rest of the clip is super uninteresting, Vaush can't see any reason other reason for why people don't like Keffals other than he is trans.
Link to the stream
 
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Zenbuubs said:
The Fate series which fun fact Astolfo actually canonically and openly identifies as male and these faggots sure are keen on ignoring canon when it suits them, nevermind the fact that the only reason most of them are interested in Bridget right now comes from the bad ending of his arcade mode route.
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It’s funny that the characters they idolize and identify with are traps — not denying they are male but dress like and are easily mistaken for attractive girls. Meanwhile, troons themselves are the complete opposite of that, insisting they’re female but definitely not passing for one.
 
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MetokurGroomedMe said:
the people ruining this thread need to kill themselves immediately, and all of them know exactly who they are. if you don't want the milk get the fuck out of the barn you stupid faggots.
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Suckstart a shotgun, faggot.
While I do understand the pragmatic appeal and despite my join date, I've been lurking on these forums for quite some time. There were many cases where some fag had some info then decided to be a niggerfag about it, most of the times feed dripping that shit until the whole thing turned to a complete disaster. Thus ruining the milk in it's entirety.
If a certain individual wants to dump info, wants his side to be heard or whatever, just show the receipts and be done with it. Don't come here making a spectacle of what should be a simple thing and don't come here demanding people indulge your particular mental illness.
These niggers are holding these alleged information hostage and as you mongrel burgers like to parrot, "We do not negotiate with terrorists".
From my point of view, one of the reasons I use this site is the so called freedom of expressing myself (within legal bounds, so fuck off FBI). That means that I will call people niggers, faggots, niggerfaggots and all other manner of profanity I see fit.
So, you either deal with it or you might as well label this site Reddit-lite.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
>there are people who think Kiwi Farms is the dark web
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Simple logic, if it's a website full of mean people that talk mean things about other people then it's dark web, because normal websites ban people like this, for example Google, Facebook or Twitter. Anything else is dark web because I cannot find it as a first result on Google Search.
bile demon said:
A friendly reminder for all the troons reading this thread while seething, coping and dilating: if you want a vision of the future, imagine the sneed cat dancing on a grave bearing your deadname - forever.

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Bonus unintentional Win95 freezing up effect because I don't know how to make gifs.
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Not the best but still better.
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