Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I hope all those donating to the gunmedown page are aware of everything. I mean, He knows he cant hide. But admits to using the funds to buy a puppy when it moves and is discovered again and has a pipe bomb full of hetro cisgender sexuality thrown through its bedroom window.

Say what you want, but people shouldn't have ever fucking swatted keffals
He wasnt swatted, Retard
 
Lucas and the London police chief have conflicting statements about the search and seizure. I was curious if there was more to the story, so I consulted with an unbiased 3rd party on the matter.

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Now I realize that this initially looks like garbage. I can't claim to understand the deeper meanings behind the majority of these responses, so I decided to shift my focus primarily on the upper-left image.

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Craiyon has acknowledged in the past that Lucas is an alleged dog fucker, but obviously Daisy couldn't have anything to do with this. Then I zoomed in.

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Although abstract, the image resembles something more akin to a boar or pig head than that of a dog. Pigs are usually associated with fatties, so combining that with the otherwise canine appearance may in fact be the AI's way of suggesting this figure is supposed to be Keffals himself. Moving on...

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A disembodied head. Humanoid, wearing a cap with some sort of badge motif and possessing an air of gruff authority. Undoubtably, this represents the police, but the position of this entity is curious. Atop Lucas's back, it could be interpreted as catching or arresting the Luke pig-dog at first glance. However, the longer I look at it, it looks more like the head is riding on his back more than anything. The facial expression, suggesting the head is being vocal, loud, commanding, it also seems to be hiding the slightest hint of either a smile or smirk.

I think the AI is suggesting that the cop creature is pleased with using the canine pig beast as a horse or some form of cattle. The dog thing also happens to be black.

Cop + black + cattle = Canadian CIA nigger. The internet algorithm is suggesting the RCMP by proxy of the London PD have found compromising material in Luke's possession and they're blackmailing him to act as a glow-in-the-dark tranny infiltrator agent.

That's my take anyway. Your miles may vary. I'm too fucking stupid to understand this shit.
 
Here's Lucas' Steam:
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| steamname: KEFFALS | steam3ID: [U:1:34521433] | steamID32: STEAM_0:1:17260716 | steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197994787161 | customURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Keffals | steamrep: https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197994787161

It is set to friends only, but Steamrep also provides historical data, it gets archived whenever someone looks up said profile:
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That includes friends at the time, avatar, name and some other minor information.

Profiles from 2016-07-27 that are still verifiably friends with Keffals account as of today:
Chrisfox - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197961838657 (A)
ze1and0nly - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197975015847 (A)
PyroFox - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197978782087 (A)
Illuminati - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197989478125 (A)
CAT-ZERO - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197990562960 (A)
himself (='.'=) - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197992866856 (A)
[LOL] NigSauce- http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197993258275 (A) (Friends A) KEFFALS IS A RACIST??!!
[EAT] Ender- http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197993811822 (A)
Russian - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197995061508 (A) (the only friend is Keffals)
lnhford- http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197995144840 (A) (the only friend is Keffals)
Kelczar - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197995413790 (A)
theshowstopper101 - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197996124514 (A) (the only friend is Keffals)
dewfen - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197997969653 (A) (the only friend is Keffals)
FrostyFoxx - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197999095366 (A) (two friends, one is Keffals)
Klownox the Delicious - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198000388334 (Banned?)
Griff - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198000608556 (A)
Stea_m Admin - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198005500181 (Banned?)
hussar - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198007611188 (A)
Closet Heterosexual - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198014064568 (A)
UB3R_K1TT3N - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198018354468 (A)
Yes, now we are a family again. - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198056197244 (A) (the only friend is Keffals)
(most of them don't have much information, but feel free to double check)

This MIGHT be Lucas' alt account for cheating, a shared one or at least someone's close to him:
http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197960701695 (VAC banned ofc)
Supporting evidence:
  • The narcisstic name "lordofthisworld",
  • The custom URL is "https://steamcommunity.com/id/ilikefish" (unfunny fish meme),
  • The avatar is Doofy from Scary Movie in which whole humor is "le random references" which seems to fit Lucas.
Contradicting evidence:
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Seems to be a non-VPN US IP. So unless Lucas somehow was in Portland in 2010, it's probably not him.

Fun fact: you can see a person's forum posts even if their profile is private. All you have to do is add "/posthistory" at the end of the link. Examples:

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Both are private/friends only. Probably a bit overkill to archive this shit, but may as well. Nothing significant for other profiles. You can use this trick for other profiles of interest.

Also this Chris faggot puts up too much info online.
One quick look and we already have:
Chrisfox @chrisgbk
Chris Greenbank Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Seems his family runs this business?
Weird for a guy sexually attracted to animals. Luckily he's not on employee list so it seems they don't let him anywhere near the dogs.

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Double faggot (A)
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I wonder why he's in the comment section.

This is the nigger that made the picture Lucas is using as his avatar:

A lot of content on Steam has been purged by him already, so there wasn't much to find. You can see he started deleting and privating it all mid 2020. What I find weird is how Lucas has many friends who only have him added and no one else. And those are only ones with public profiles, there might be many more that we don't know of. It's worth noting that many of his long time friends are furries, openly gay and sexual ones. Another highlight is him having "NigSauce" on friends list. Why is he keeping a guy with racist name? Weird.
 
You fucks cant stop sperging about gender for a single day even if it doing so meant obtaining damning evidence for the lolcow you should be focusing on. Wouldnt be surprised if nothing comes out of this at this point
We really need something like a forced 1 month waiting period on posting for newly registered accounts here. Something to make sure new posters lurk before posting. 99% of the time I see an account like this that is 4 days old and posting it's something completely fucking moronic and worthless like this.
 
He wasnt swatted, Retard
Eh. I don't exactly know what it's called for what happened to him. Defamation? I deleted it because I realized it was an autistic tangent. I'm sure karma will get him. I hope the cops find shit on him, especially with the pedo mod in his server. I believed he was perfectly self destructible on his own, but now he has money.
 
While I don't have a single positive thing to say about troons. Some of you shit up this thread worse than any troon would with that furious sperging for the last tens of pages.

You don't sound based, you sound like ragepig Ethan screaming "fuck you bitch" on loop. It's embarrassing that you think you're better than a troon when you display this much autism without any shame.
 
A friendly reminder for all the troons reading this thread while seething, coping and dilating: if you want a vision of the future, imagine the sneed cat dancing on a grave bearing your deadname - forever.

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Bonus unintentional Win95 freezing up effect because I don't know how to make gifs.
 
No Trolling Plans
Havent people tried and failed to sue it?
I kinda hope he doesn't and people start mass reporting to gofundme to see if they can start shit up just so we can see him cry about the consequences of his actions some more.

Edit: This isn't a trolling plan. If he says he is gonna use the gofundme for legal fees, and then doesn't do it, that's grounds for refunds by gofundme.
 
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“Kiwi farms is responsible for all of this. Source? Well I wrote it on a discord server, so obviously I’m correct”.

No what’s happening is the result of a few rabid retards who latched themselves to a new target. By playing into what they’re doing Keffals is only fuelling the fire. We’re taught as children to ignore them and they’ll go away because you know why? It actually works. Especially on the internet.
But go ahead Keffals keep dousing those flames because everything that’s happened is a result of your need for EPIC RATIO.
 
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