Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I mean it is, but at the same time I don’t feel much sympathy for anyone who donates to Keffals.

I've not a single care for anyone who donated to him but I am so happy he's getting all this cash and attention. Like others pointed out Lucas has no impulse control and constantly lies so you know he's going to fuck up no matter what. At least this way we get more content to laugh at while he burns through that cash by buying burgers and opioids. The troons who are absolutely seething at him now too is just the icing on the cake.
 
There is no way he still plans to sue the police for misgendering/deadnaming him. The police have video footage that directly contradicts his claims. Is he retarded for doing this or are his donators retarded for thinking this lawsuit would actually happen?
No, he's likely not going to sue the PD. Part of the grift is making Twitter believe the things Lucas stated as actually happening and raking in money that is either sympathybux or for actually suing, and there is not going to be a lawsuit. If he actually intended to sue the PD for misconduct, he likely would have done so already. Unless Lucas believes he's in no danger of prosecution, that money is likely going to be stockpiled for a defense fund when charges are brought against him for whatever is on those hard drives. I have no reason to believe any of his storage drives were returned to him. He nor the PD have yet to explicitly state that.
 
I’m reposting this tweet because of the irony.
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So is "tenderqueer" a Keffalism that Lucas made up or did he steal it off some place like Tumblr? Seems even his followers didn't know it.
i googled it and like with all the other words, the definition is basically mentally retarded bender. no need to differentiate between the degenerates.
 
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New home? Congrats on finessing your way into a house, much better use of money than a lolsuit against the cops or KF. Imaging being dumb enough to give Lucas money.
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He does realize that moving into a new house wont help him from getting doxed again, right? I'm pretty sure he knows this and is just making an excuse to fool idiots to help him make a real estate investment.
 
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New home? Congrats on finessing your way into a house, much better use of money than a lolsuit against the cops or KF. Imaging being dumb enough to give Lucas money.
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"I can't move right now because uh...
Um...
Transphobic nazis."
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you're too fat to that because you're a "woman" you can't do moving labor.
 
He does realize that moving into a new house wont help him from getting doxed again, right? I'm pretty sure he knows this and is just making an excuse to fool idiots to help him make a real estate investment.
If anything he's gonna get doxed even harder whilst trying to sell house/buy house. Fucking money is all going to plastic surgery/vicodin/dragon dildos etc.
 
If anything he's gonna get doxed even harder whilst trying to sell house/buy house. Fucking money is all going to plastic surgery/vicodin/dragon dildos etc.
I suspect that he will be so eager to show off his new house if he gets it that he will provide enough information to find its location.
 
2. Trying to sell and spread "bathtub HRT". HRT is already super erratic in affecting peoples' hormones and just taking some poorly-produced, unregulated version of it is bound to fuck up the hormones of anyone for life.
I know the production of medical grade chemicals is beyond most peoples experience, but I cannot fucking put into words how much money someone can make if they can actually do it. The investments and testing required for something as simple as Tylenol, and the manufacturing specifications alone in order to do it at a profit... needless to say, no one doing it is going to be micro brewing a human hormone in their free time.

That's the real horror of this for me. I took a look through the HRT directory and there is 0 information for this hormone people will be injecting that you would expect when ordering fucking acetone to wash beakers. The website in question tells people how much they should take. Not by the pound. Not by your body fat. No its just a flat number. Which means not only is this not someone making medical grade chemicals, it's someone who doesn't understand how dosing works.

Apparently Keffels is reading this thread. So on the off chance they see this, I'll put it in words they understand.

If the underage catboy/girl you have graciously pointed towards this source takes the recommended dose of womanizing juice, they will be taking numbers recommended to an adult of an unknown size. This will result in cancer, tumors, cysts, growth defects, infertility, bone misgrowth, abnormal puberty conditions which will get them sent to have blood tests. When they lie deny that they have taken hormones, they will be sent through all kinds of testing which will cost thousands of dollars and return nothing. The person will then be provided with anti womanizing pills.
 
I know the production of medical grade chemicals is beyond most peoples experience, but I cannot fucking put into words how much money someone can make if they can actually do it. The investments and testing required for something as simple as Tylenol, and the manufacturing specifications alone in order to do it at a profit... needless to say, no one doing it is going to be micro brewing a human hormone in their free time.

That's the real horror of this for me. I took a look through the HRT directory and there is 0 information for this hormone people will be injecting that you would expect when ordering fucking acetone to wash beakers. The website in question tells people how much they should take. Not by the pound. Not by your body fat. No its just a flat number. Which means not only is this not someone making medical grade chemicals, it's someone who doesn't understand how dosing works.

Apparently Keffels is reading this thread. So on the off chance they see this, I'll put it in words they understand.

If the underage catboy/girl you have graciously pointed towards this source takes the recommended dose of womanizing juice, they will be taking numbers recommended to an adult of an unknown size. This will result in cancer, tumors, cysts, growth defects, infertility, bone misgrowth, abnormal puberty conditions which will get them sent to have blood tests. When they lie deny that they have taken hormones, they will be sent through all kinds of testing which will cost thousands of dollars and return nothing. The person will then be provided with anti womanizing pills.
Man probably used his own dose recommendation as the base to give to everyone else.

anyone dumb and desperate enough to do that are taking the dosage for a 250 pound manlet of homemade chemicals that definitely still have various poisons that obviously weren’t filtered out.

It’s safer to just stick to consuming massive amounts of soy and probably feast upon raw ovaries of pigs.
 
Wow…. So we went from swatting to I almost died, all in a couple days? Keep doubling down faggot. You look like a long haul trucker in unedited pictures; all you need is a wallet with a chain on it to complete the look.
Otherwise I have a timeline that maybe it’s been laid out but here’s my thought.
1. Get noticed for being a cunt and taking credit for destiny deplatformed. Harass the shit out of destiny’s wife. Declare war on Null.
2. Get some attention and start blaming mango ranch for everything, but it isn’t enough attention. Grift 200k with a lackluster “fundraiser” where the main lifting is done by everyone else.
3. Find out you are woefully outgunned by kiwis, tard rage at anyone and everyone. Belatedly DFE , only to restart the exact same shit a week later.
4. Go on for hours and hours about how kiwis are the black site for Nazis and a threat to your amhole way of life. The internet collectively yawns.
5. Null makes a video laughing at you. We all laugh along and a few normies do too.
At this point is where Lucas decides that this isn’t going anywhere, and people even on his own side are tired of it. So he manufactures this bullshit story complete with pre prepared “media packets” and Zoe Quinn levels of free blowjobs to garner some attention and money. Succeeds quite well under the guise of “boo-hoo muh deadname”. Then proceeds to basically tell his own side to fuck off with their questions about anything to do with donations, or outright laughing at his followers.
Also has his faggot amhole lickers outright lie - gofundme doesn’t up the limit on donos automatically and never has. Fucking idiots.

Since he’s using kiwi farms to actually get his ideas, I wonder what his next play will be. Because he is certainly making sure that his own “allies” are going to betray him out of jealous, or because he’s such a self centered cunt he can’t help but laugh at them. They deserve it, but at the same time this won’t go well for him. Ever.
Lucas seriously, you have no ass for such a fat cunt. Your bolt ons sag and are smaller than your gut. Your “fiancé” looks like a meth head. And honestly if it wasn’t for self love and the occasional hand down your pants/rubbing your amhole drippings on your teeth you wouldn’t have any love at all. Even your mother looks less than thrilled to be around your ass.
If cops coming to your door politely knocking and being let in is your idea of almost dying you truly are the whiniest pussy that ever walked leaf land.
 
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