Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Johnny Anal Beads said:
Does KF offer some sort of prize or medal to cows who hit 1000 pages? Maybe like a bell around his neck, or a ring through his septum?


He's a big fat farm animal is what I'm alluding to.
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We could borrow Phil's.
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It never fails to astound me how idiots like Pat (especially like Pat) think they're some radical force against the Status Quo, despite mouthing the exact same tired opinions as every major news network, corporation, celebrity and 80% of politicians.
You called Trump racist? Holy shit, you're some sort of firebrand! We don't talk like that around here! You think "black lives matter?" What are you, some sort of revolutionary!? Somebody give this guy a TV spot!
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Why do people like Pat never actually list which crimes Trump has supposedly committed? It's always whiny non-material shit like "he said mean things about women". Yeah? so do you Pat.

If you're so bothered about corrupt politicians, there's literally dozens of people you could be directing your ire at. But you won't, because you're not really bothered. You're just a programmed NPC getting high on tribalist rage for dopamine on the internet.

Also lol @ "the loss of SCOTUS' legitimacy." They passed a law Pat doesn't like so now the entire institution is illegitimate because Twitter said so..
 
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Broadside said:
It never fails to astound me how idiots like Pat (especially like Pat) think they're some radical force against the Status Quo, despite mouthing the exact same tired opinions as every major news network, corporation, celebrity and 80% of politicians.
You called Trump racist? Holy shit, you're some sort of firebrand! We don't talk like that around here! You think "black lives matter?" What are you, some sort of revolutionary!? Somebody give this guy a TV spot!
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Why do people like Pat never actually list which crimes Trump has supposedly committed? It's always whiny non-material shit like "he said mean things about women". Yeah? so do you Pat.

If you're so bothered about corrupt politicians, there's literally dozens of people you could be directing your ire at. But you won't, because you're not really bothered. You're just a programmed NPC getting high on tribalist rage for dopamine on the internet.

Also lol @ "the loss of SCOTUS' legitimacy." They passed a law Pat doesn't like so now the entire institution is illegitimate because Twitter said so..
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Nothing says "cutting-edge anti establishment rebellion" like regurgitating political talking points from the comfort of the fartcouch. I'm not sure why the government isn't shutting porktrick down. He should be getting the Julian Assange treatment with all of this free thinking he's doing.
 
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whore loving dragon said:
Nothing says "cutting-edge anti establishment rebellion" like regurgitating political talking points from the comfort of the fartcouch. I'm not sure why the government isn't shutting porktrick down. He should be getting the Julian Assange treatment with all of this free thinking he's doing.
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Leaning on an open door.
 
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Broadside said:
Should also point out "loss of nuclear secrets" is literally the WaPo alleging a "source" told them the FBI were looking for nuclear documents. So of course Twitter made that into "Trump stole nuclear secrets" and Pat made that into "Russia now has our nuclear codes".
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Pat believes anything Putin does is evil because he’s Russian. That’s it. It’s that simple to him.

He’s the reason action movies are made where the motives behind the bad guys is “they’re Russian so they’re bad” - why are they kidnapping the protagonists daughter and killing police? They’re Russian so they’re just evil, child.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Another potential swatting? In case any law enforcement are monitoring this thread I'm going to drop these here:

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What did he do to that Glock 19? The only thing I’m surprised about is it doesn’t have stock sights. And that compensator and light…

I wouldn’t be surprised if his AR is more horrific looking with red accessories (they always get red accessories)
 
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Pat believes anything Putin does is evil because he’s Russian. That’s it. It’s that simple to him.

He’s the reason action movies are made where the motives behind the bad guys is “they’re Russian so they’re bad” - why are they kidnapping the protagonists daughter and killing police? They’re Russian so they’re just evil, child.
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The roles have been reversed. My entire childhood, the conservatives fucking HATED the Russians. As recently as Obama vs Romney “Senator Romney, the Cold War has been over for 2 decades”.

Now that it looks like Putin may have possibly, conceivably offered Trump a small amount of support the script has completely flipped. Liberals are spewing blood libel about Russia and conservatives think Putin can do no wrong.

Politics is completely gay and everyone involved are disingenuous faggots. Most of all, Patrick Tomlinson.

Patrick is also very fat.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
What did he do to that Glock 19? The only thing I’m surprised about is it doesn’t have stock sights. And that compensator and light…

I wouldn’t be surprised if his AR is more horrific looking with red accessories (they always get red accessories)
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Pat's franken-glock 23 is so hard to look at, it has so many bottom of the barrel amazon attachments that look like tumors leaching off the thing. How are you supposed to put that thing in a retention holster? At that point the thing would only fit in a purse. And the compensator is not necessary, the entire wannabe splinter cell bastardization of a decent pistol is compensation enough. I have a 19x, has the full robust handle of a 17 so it would fit his oversized paws, with the reliability and more compact slide of the 19. Not to mention you do not need a .40 cartridge, a 9mm or .45acp will do anything you need to do, which in his case would just be to shoot his TV Elvis-style when orange man bad.

Edit: I forgot I made this video quicky on my phone when I was out for a smoke a while ago, but never posted. It's a very shitty Snyder cut of what Pat would actually do, if the dreaded red hats came a-knocking:
 
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TollBoothWilly said:
If pig had changed the text on his blog, or deleted that tweet after he he accidentally sent the wrong copy paste would his torque wheeler larp still have been exposed?
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I think so, but only if he was dumb enough to ask some of his mutuals to follow it to boost his follower count, and he is that dumb.

Otherwise I think it still would have been found, but it would have taken a lot longer. Eventually fats would have posted an image or a wall of text on both accounts (probably a dumb car picture), someone would have reverse searched it and seen the second account, probably someone from here or a pest, and it would have been revealed.
 
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Pat's franken-glock 23 is so hard to look at, it has so many bottom of the barrel amazon attachments that look like tumors leaching off the thing. How are you supposed to put that thing in a retention holster? At that point the thing would only fit in a purse. And the compensator is not necessary, the entire wannabe splinter cell bastardization of a decent pistol is compensation enough. I have a 19x, has the full robust handle of a 17 so it would fit his oversized paws, with the reliability and more compact slide of the 19. Not to mention you do not need a .40 cartridge, a 9mm or .45acp will do anything you need to do, which in his case would just be to shoot his TV Elvis-style when orange man bad.
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Agreed. I stay with my Glock 19 during summer since I can aiwb it under a normal tee but prefer the 19x just to get more grip on draws and shooting during cooler months when I can toss a hoodie or flannel on to break up any printing. I have no idea who would make a holster, there are custom dudes but he doesn’t strike me as someone who would do that, so I’m worried it went with a leather or cloth holster which means he might ND into himself or worse someone else. And the compensator light combo for a carry gun are just baffling. He poormanned himself a Roland special. And unless you’re a good experienced shooter using the right loads comps are just a pointless expense. Don’t get me started on how a light on a conceal carry gun is dumb. Get a surefire at least, child
 
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