Chargebackroach doing his little thot audits is the only thing that spacker has ever done in respectable stretches of time that makes me laugh in the good-for-your-soul kinda way. That kind of laughter is a unicorn with paying attention to this prick. If you watch this clownshoe & haven't seen this routine yet, just.. trust me bro. You're excited too. Chargebacks are the Shamrock Shake of all his panhandling theatrics, but when it's in-season, holy shit. Weeks & weeks of gigglefits. Every 15-20m of his internet pollution. Glorious. At least if you're me.
And then appropos of absolutely fucking nothing, he just puts the whole thing on media blackout & into the memoryhole it is shoved into the Verboten Box with neither explanation nor epilogue just as fast as he yanked it out of his fat ass. Never happened, whut r u tawking about oh you'll take the ban you'll take it right up your ass scatscatscat haw haw haw duh huh huh.
And then he bookends it with at least another entire week of his Intermittent Explosive Disorder-fueled temper tantrums of banhammer sprees & screaming at confused, addled members of his tard cabal that show up & innocently ask him why he 'didn't check that last tip?' because, as it turns out, not even the dashed-in skulls of the people who keep his lights on abide by his private laws of physics & show up for sitcom roll call 12 consecutive times a week. They'll keep showing up to throw his 500 grit-lined vagina right back into traction. And that's independent of the trolls entering the equation. And then right when I think I've probably slipped a rib, 73% likelihood he launches into a brand new narrative about the personal identifiers that he can/cannot view in Paypal.
And if Sans Testiclees is feeling extra vinegary that day, you'll get the bonus rant of him blameshifting whatever he just told you he can't see, being your dumbfuck roomtemp fault for entering non-fradulent data.. into an app.. that (even if you're using it according to every fucking letter of his own dictatorship's law) literally won't even activate for use in the first place ... until you give it the number code that it sends you through a $1 test transaction to the bank account... to which you're required to link it.
And this will lather rinse repeat itself for like, 2 months.
Fucking. Lol.
Since I haven't hit my inadvertent point of *Nope, Too Much Now" tapout with hatewatching this absolute unit, I deserve some dopamine hits every now & then. In fact, I feel DSRee levels of entitlement to it.
Anyway, it's my fave & I hope you're right.
unfortunately. I can’t sell any of this because no life trolls on the internet would screw it up. Oh well, what aryagonnnado right? *leg slap*
