Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Given his love for charcuterie, I think sodium nitrate would be his weapon of choice. There has been an increase in people using it for suicide.

It's usually the related compound sodium nitrite, which is often used to cure meats as well and sometimes in combination with sodium nitrate (which itself reacts with meat to form the more toxic sodium nitrite even when nitrites are not separately added. The main recent case is the sanctionedsuicide site, run by some psycho incel, which I'm pretty sure recommends it specifically because the dude is nuts and wants people to suffer. It's apparently a pretty cumbersome and impractical way to do it.

You know you're on a creative roll when you've resorted to stealing minor plot points from Scrooged (198

As a flunktard who only got a mercy diploma from high school you can be pretty sure he's never read the book and his sole knowledge of the source material is the Bill Murray movie.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

As an aside: how are more of you not running a CZ Custom SP-01 like I am? We're all enormous faggots here, so we should at least be armed as such.

top choice with cz.
since i was a poor fag until i landed my most recent job, and on account of my being a stick figure physique i decide to go with something cheap and thin so i carry a kel-tec pf-9. after a good fluff and buff surprisingly i have had zero reliability issues out of such a cheap gun. ive shot a few hundred rounds through it and cant remember a single malfunction. only problem i have with it is that is isnt very accurate at all. ive shot my friend's full sized glock and im able to put multiple rounds in the same hole but with this thing i can do slightly better than keep all rounds on paper at the same distance. i need to upgrade.

Not to mention you do not need a .40 cartridge, a 9mm or .45acp will do anything you need to do, which in his case would just be to shoot his TV Elvis-style when orange man bad.

i see you are also a man of culture who didnt fall for the .40 meme.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Tiny Tim had polio and used a crutch. He can totally go on a murderous rampage.
Not to mention I’m sure Dickens had some metaphorical point using a poor family with a sickly child.
Point being, Rick is fat and has no talent.
Also thanks for the emojis even tho I’m a mobile fag and can’t use them. The expression on his face is

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Given his love for charcuterie, I think sodium nitrate would be his weapon of choice. There has been an increase in people using it for suicide.

*nitrite
sodium nitrate (Chilean saltpetre) is good for burning stuff and making nitric acid, but it's fuck-all use for curing meat or suicide

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I just noticed the stupid fucking face he makes changing mags. It reminds me of when little kids do something slightly mechanically difficult and have to concentrate excessively, so they stick out their tongue/do something odd with their mouth.

At this point, I would be shocked if he didn't sound out the words with his mouth as he tries to read something. I've always believed Pat to be an extremely stupid man, and that was before I found out about the 1.2 academic GPA.

 

[r00]

At this point, I would be shocked if he didn't sound out the words with his mouth as he tries to read something. I've always believed Pat to be an extremely stupid man, and that was before I found out about the 1.2 academic GPA.

Hearing him read his own texts in court really hammers home what a 1.2 tard he is. His prosody screams developmentally disabled. His fat mouth tries to go quicker than his slow brain can handle and everything comes out as a garbled list of words with some weird, scripted autistic cadence that doesnt fit what hes saying, and he does this even when reading texts that he wrote. The written word turns into complete nonsense simply by being filtered through Patrick's brain.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Can I borrow your lawsuit? I shitted mine.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Two weekends in a row where he’s at a tranny convention and the five pages added to the thread contain no new lulz from said convention. I wish this fat faggot got stalked and fucked with as much as he says he does.

 

[ShinyStar]

Two weekends in a row where he’s at a tranny convention and the five pages added to the thread contain no new lulz from said convention. I wish this fat faggot got stalked and fucked with as much as he says he does.

Your post sounds suspiciously like you're suggesting that if Pat just laid low and stopped feeding the trolls, he would get boring and they would find something else to do...

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i decided to check out piggies twitter to see if any posting from the trooncon he is at would be good, it is 99% just him endlessly going on about trump. he has tweet after tweet of it, and his opinions arnt very original, nor thought out, just the same exact points you hear every single mainstream liberal make. i'd post screenshots or archive it, but honestly it isnt worth the effort, nothing of value to be had. come on pat, pig out, deliver the lulz.

 

[Gorton Colu]

There I was, reading, and I discovered that Fat himself was prophecied to appear and be the archetype that sets himself against God as stated in Job 15.

Some salient verses:
27 Because he covereth his face with his fatness, and maketh collops of fat on his flanks.
28 And he dwelleth in desolate cities, and in houses which no man inhabiteth, which are ready to become heaps.
29 He shall not be rich, neither shall his substance continue, neither shall he prolong the perfectionthereof upon the earth.
31 Let not him that is deceived trust in vanity: for vanity shall be his recompence.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

his opinions arnt very original, nor thought out, just the same exact points you hear every single mainstream liberal make

Every single day he puts his finger into the wind then tweets a very over-the-top version of whatever the general consensus is. He is very frequently completely wrong, but insists that he is always right and is very salty that he isn't working as a professional political commentator.

Also, I tend to believe that whoever is swatting Patrick is the same person that swatted Dick Masterson, Nick Rekeita, The Quartering, and possibly others that I'm not aware of. The "swatter" in all of these situations told the police that the victim had murdered their wife. I will get youtube videos with timestamps when I have time.

Whoever is doing it is a fucking faggot and I hope that they are brought to justice.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Also, I tend to believe that whoever is swatting Patrick is the same person that swatted Dick Masterson, Nick Rekeita, The Quartering, and possibly others that I'm not aware of. The "swatter" in all of these situations told the police that the victim had murdered their wife. I will get youtube videos with timestamps when I have time.

Whoever is doing it is a fucking faggot and I hope that they are brought to justice.

i wouldnt be surprised if it was the same faggot who runs around swatting well known lolcows.it wouldnt be surprising if he thinks he is le epic troll, just like weens and cwc, and just like weens they arnt epic trolls, just annoying faggots.

i dont think we can stress enough about how much swatting makes someone a massive faggot, like guzzling gallons of nigger cum level faggot. there are funny ways to troll someone and then there are nigger faggots who swat.

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

top choice with cz.
since i was a poor fag until i landed my most recent job, and on account of my being a stick figure physique i decide to go with something cheap and thin so i carry a kel-tec pf-9. after a good fluff and buff surprisingly i have had zero reliability issues out of such a cheap gun. ive shot a few hundred rounds through it and cant remember a single malfunction. only problem i have with it is that is isnt very accurate at all. ive shot my friend's full sized glock and im able to put multiple rounds in the same hole but with this thing i can do slightly better than keep all rounds on paper at the same distance. i need to upgrade.

i see you are also a man of culture who didnt fall for the .40 meme.

Rick is too stupid to learn to use his index finger to index his magazine. .40 is largely dead and is certainly passe. It's barely hanging on due to the few agencies out there that haven't retired their Glock 22s yet.

It certainly fits with his inflated pride over his 4th gen V6 mousestang. This is also why I suspect he also feigns being such a sports fan despite showing nothing but aversion toward athleticism(he's long given up faking finishing half marathons). There's also his short lived "gearhead" saga as the Pork Squealer. He couldn't do any more than blog for that one. Not only does he put his insecurity in his own masculinity on full display but he also bumbles every attempt to compensate. Lack of men as peers will do that I suppose.

Love CZs(no one who has shot one can't) but I've become a fan of the latest Sigs. I hate to say it but my P320 outshot my CZ75B.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lack of men as peers will do that I suppose.

It doesn’t help that Patrick is a 1.2 GPA, low-IQ blob with neither skills, talent, nor charm. He’s a dilettante to put it charitably. To put it bluntly, he’s worthless and good for absolutely fucking nothing but trolling.

 

[Ophelia]

As a flunktard who only got a mercy diploma from high school you can be pretty sure he's never read the book and his sole knowledge of the source material is the Bill Murray movie.

It was the Muppets when I was a child, child.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

Edit: I forgot I made this video quicky on my phone when I was out for a smoke a while ago, but never posted. It's a very shitty Snyder cut of what Pat would actually do, if the dreaded red hats came a-knocking:
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OH, that video. I busted a gut watching Piggie do his 'tactical' reload or whatever the fuck he thinks he's doing in the original video. That was some good stuff. Just the fact that he would upload that awful mess of everything related to handling a pistol is enough to set me off.

But I noticed something in your video that I must have missed in the original: Pat's TERRIBLE GRIP TECHNIQUE:

who THE FUCK puts the index finger of their off hand over the front of the trigger guard? Even on a smaller frame pistol, you would not do this. I'm about 98% sure Rick started doing this on his own and wasn't taught this because it is a retarded thing to do and Pat is certifiably retarded and wont to do retarded things. I would LOVE to see a video of Piggie attempting to fire that gawdy ghetto-fied glawk with that shitty grip.

Don't get me started on why he would rack the slide instead of just pushing his slide releas....ya know what, never mind. He's a fucking idiot.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

But I noticed something in your video that I must have missed in the original: Pat's TERRIBLE GRIP TECHNIQUE

It's also mentioned earlier in the thread that he's holding the already released mag with his off hand. But yeah, I don't reckon he could hit something in the same zip code with that grip.

Don't get me started on why he would rack the slide instead of just pushing his slide releas....ya know what, never mind. He's a fucking idiot.

It's honestly probably because the people on the movie/ tv screen that look like men do it. Everything is surface level with Fat Rick which is good because he certainly has a lot of surface area.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't get me started on why he would rack the slide instead of just pushing his slide releas....ya know what, never mind. He's a fucking idiot.

That's probably because he views a gun as a substitute for his inferior micropenis rather than a tool of the useful kind. It would never occur to him to consult anyone who knows what they're doing. Like his asshole buddy John Walker Flynt, he prefers just to make a complete fool of himself in public at every opportunity.

 

[Teknorat]

I have nothing to say (like Pat) I just really wanted to use this extremely fat smiley.