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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
Andrew Neiman said:
Prove it.
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WogglebugLover said:
There is apparently a war going on about whether or not the Wogglebug and Frogman are gay. And they are not gay. And it is at least a war I will win.
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hmmm, no, I think I would have to disagree. I have personally indulged in all available Wogglebug media properties, including your own stunning adventures. They are assuredly both homosexuals, and in a homosexual relationship, it is very blatant and overt. I am a little surprised you are claiming this when you yourself have described, in quite vivid details, them expressing their homosexuality.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Not true. I just prefer Frogman to find love in a female frog not a toad.
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Ok, whoa, not even totally joking here: so you not only hate the idea of Frogman being gay (which he definitely seems to be, especially given the evidence you've shown us), but you hate the idea of him finding love with another type of amphibian?

I guess I could kind of understand the fact you dislike gays, but are you racist too? What's wrong with toad women? I personally like toads.

You know if Wogglebug ever gained popularity they'd cancel you for that, right?
 
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McSneaks said:
hmmm, no, I think I would have to disagree. I have personally indulged in all available Wogglebug media properties, including your own stunning adventures. They are assuredly both homosexuals, and in a homosexual relationship, it is very blatant and overt. I am a little surprised you are claiming this when you yourself have described, in quite vivid details, them expressing their homosexuality.
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I don't have to do anything you want me to do that I don't want to do. And you can be sure I will stick completely to my vision of them just being friends and the Wogglebug marrying the Beetle Princess and having children with her and then living happily ever after as the end of the series as I had planned from before the beginning. Just like I didn't give into anything you or Richard had said about why I shouldn't keep my plan to have Wogglebug be in Genoma like he wasn't in Oz to begin with. Because it was something I had planned on ever since I was 12 years old. Even though I had written (and at one point published) Oz fanfiction that made it look like he was happy in Oz I have since thrown that concept into the fantasy rubbish bin. Which is exactly what everyone is going to eventually have to do with the idea of Wogglebug and Frogman being gay.
Heckler1 said:
Fortunately I think the Farms is probably the height of popularity for ol' Woggle.
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I don't believe that. And even if there has ever been any truth to that there won't be for long.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I don't have to do anything you want me to do that I don't want to do.
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You're right, you don't, is that why you continue to write this homosexual relationship? I think it is quite disgusting for numerous reasons, not just because it's against Gods vision, but he would obviously be a much better match for Beetle Princess. Yet time and time again when I see your content you keep putting this homosexual relationship between the two at the forefront of the story. Are you saying you are making them homosexual just to, for lack of a better term, "teach us a lesson"? Where is your integrity as a writer or more importantly your integrity to Wogglebug? It is really frustrating that you keep expressly focusing on this disgusting homosexual relationship you created just to get back at fans to assert your independence as a creative. That is very bizarre and frankly upsetting.

In case you think this is an isolated experience I have shared your work with numerous Wogglebug appreciators that I am acquainted with, and while all of them praise your artwork and are overjoyed that you have decided to help expand his severely lacking and underappreciated world, they all share the same disbelief and disgust when they come to the constant showings of their homosexuality. I actually had to ban my Niece from viewing anymore content about your movie because of it, and she's a HUGE Wogglebag enjoyer. In fact it made her cry if you must know, but I value her safety and purity first and foremost above your homosexual quest, even at the expense of Wogglebug unfortunately.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
Ok, whoa, not even totally joking here: so you not only hate the idea of Frogman being gay (which he definitely seems to be, especially given the evidence you've shown us), but you hate the idea of him finding love with another type of amphibian?

I guess I could kind of understand the fact you dislike gays, but are you racist too? What's wrong with toad women? I personally like toads.

You know if Wogglebug ever gained popularity they'd cancel you for that, right?
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I must say, this actually took me by suprise as well. I can totally understand not wanting to have Wogglebug be gay ( but still respectful of gays, of course) but to not date/marry someone simply due to race/species? Thats so hurtful at face value that Id have to hopefully wait and first see what Cynthia says on the matter. Perhabs she simply mispoke. Surly she will clarify what she means when she has time.
 
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