DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Can't wait to see how Phil will make this tweet about himself.
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You could always do it in your own dude and see how that works out. You are using their resources, plus they're paying you, plus you are allowed outside revenue.

 

[Onyxxx]

Had a nightmare tonight about my pet getting declawed.

Phil’s life is a literal living nightmare. Congratulations asshole.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

DSP’s face is the hardest I’ve laughed all day.

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Its up there with this one
But why the fuck is he wearing a bib for damn Dairy Queen?

 

[tomstone]

Not even 300$? Coming out of the closet has overstayed it's welcome apparently

Oh and him seeling that NEs or SNES or whatever he has: if some one were clever he or she would fork up perhaps 60-100$ and then resell it for what Ebay allows it. Scam the scammer so to speak. Or build your own retro collection for cheap. Heck I still have my very first console (a Master System) and ist should still work (if I ever find a TV where I can hook it up again)

thats only the tips. he made a good amount of superchats from what I have seen. wouldnt surprise me if he got ~$500 everything combined for that garbage kahntent

 

[Sup3r]

thats only the tips. he made a good amount of superchats from what I have seen. wouldnt surprise me if he got ~$500 everything combined for that garbage kahntent

But superchats aren't helping him now, he needs to wait to get that money and he needs it now. Tips help him the most after all.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Didn't watch, but I'm betting Phil consumed around 3000 calories from this meal. There goes that hardcore power walking.

There goes his gout again.

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"fresh" fast food

What a clown.

But how will he get extra for them if they're not sold by DarkSydePhil on eBay?

Exactly.
"Da trollz will ruin it" is code for "I can't scam people and sell this at an inflated price so I am too lazy and greedy to bother doing it as a normal person."

 

[Soycast Guy]

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But why the fuck is he wearing a bib for damn Dairy Queen?

Holy shit he is wearing a bib. I didn’t even notice. I know he wears bibs but that’s still hilarious.

And to really add to that face and the fact that he’s eating a hotdog with a fork.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Exactly.
"Da trollz will ruin it" is code for "I can't scam people and sell this at an inflated price so I am too lazy and greedy to bother doing it as a normal person."

To be fair, people would find the listings and mess with them. Not as if there are many sealed Lion King copies in the Seattle area.

 

[marlintan]

Phils fucking laugh sounds exactly like that cunt from the joker movie. He's like canned laughter that plays at all the wrong times, he fucking laughed about updating his phone like that's a joke and he shouldn't have too.

Tevin is the only thing making this faggots stream watchable, this is the kinda shit that would make a man kill themselves.

feelsbad

 

[TheTractor]

I think Khat eats alone in her room, no way she put on 100 pounds looking at that goulish pig getting tortured with each bite.

 

[Elbe]

Phil is the Joe Beasley of variety content streamers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6oajPBSnO8

 

[PieceofShet]

it's Dr. Disrespect on his irl twitter.

Then why is he talking about himself in 3rd person? What a faggot.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Those statues were never in the closet. If anything he never moved them from the spare room he shoved them into when he first moved.

This whole thing shows how Phil is terrible with self control. He will buy things just to have them and anything he gets he just shoves somewhere out of sight and forgets he even had it. This is basic hoarder behavior.

Phil's not a hoarder, he's a classic con-soom-er. He buys just to buy, so he can say he has it. He'll throw it in the closet and go buy more. It's why he's broke, and he's the guy every company wishes they had as a customer. He'll buy whatever shit they throw out there, then the next thing, then the next thing.

As far as the stream, I thought when he was "moved" by the fan art he "found" and then spent 10 minutes shooting down every suggestion to use it on the stream was basic DSP assholeness. He couldn't put the drawing in a frame because it would touch the glass and be damaged (?). Because it wasn't flat anymore....which happened because he rolled it up to store it. So DSP....again rolled it up to store it. Because none of that mattered---the suggestion required minor effort on his part (buy a frame, put art in it), therefore it had to be shit on and ignored. (Now I half expect him to come back and say a fan "behind the scenes" bought him a frame and to put the art in the background, because he's done that type of thing many times. But we'll see.)

 

[Iron Hamster]

Watching the Prophet video about Phail/Reviewtech. Holy fuck this clown lives in another universe. So much wants to be the King of Drama. The jealousy oozes out of the screen the whole time.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

To be fair, people would find the listings and mess with them. Not as if there are many sealed Lion King copies in the Seattle area.

Video game collecting is a whole genre on Youtube. Those streamers would buy the whole lot from him at a fair price right now, they don't give a shit who he is. They'd do it all over email and Paypal too. DSP is just terminally lazy. He would complain about packing it securely and having to take it to the post office.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Can't wait to see how Phil will make this tweet about himself.
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what a self-important bag of dicks. "WAHHHH youtube doesnt follow me! I'm the best!!! wahhhhhh!"

 

[Agent Proper]

Does anyone have a list of games Phil chummed the Whale waters with?

 

[Lady Adjani]

Video game collecting is a whole genre on Youtube. Those streamers would buy the whole lot from him at a fair price right now, they don't give a shit who he is. They'd do it all over email and Paypal too. DSP is just terminally lazy. He would complain about packing it securely and having to take it to the post office.

Lazy, paranoid and clearly not hurting for money.

Dave never had any intention of selling his junk, it's all just an excuse to flex his gamer gear in front of the dents and avoid actually playing games.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

To be fair, people would find the listings and mess with them. Not as if there are many sealed Lion King copies in the Seattle area.

As others have mentioned, there are easy solutions to get around this if he really wanted to sell it at a good fair price.

 

[Coke Zero]

Video game collecting is a whole genre on Youtube. Those streamers would buy the whole lot from him at a fair price right now, they don't give a shit who he is. They'd do it all over email and Paypal too. DSP is just terminally lazy. He would complain about packing it securely and having to take it to the post office.

At the very least he could take it all to a retro video game store and liquidate it all on the spot. Sure he would probably only get less than 70% of its market value but he would get the cash instantly and wouldn't have to dick around with shipping out a bunch of boxes and there wouldn't be ebay fees.