Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Bonesnap]

I was just checking today's top link on KotakuInAction and noticed a brief cameo by our hero John. It's a few days old, so I apologize if it's been posted already and I didn't notice. KIA also seems pretty convinced it's a troll, but they aren't constantly exposed to the prime retardation. Comedian Jessica Delfino was contacted by a journalist looking for stories about sexual harassment by male comedians. Delfino wrote that she had only experienced support from male comedians, and the only negative experiences she's had in the industry have come from female comedians.

Down in the comments I noticed a familiar name and writing style:

I also spotted a fellow brother in the trenches:

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I dunno. Wu's style is pretty easy to emulate. Say the most retarded thing possible, stir in a liberal dash of 'BECAUSE VAGINA, AMIRITE?' and you've got an authentic Wu shitpost.

 

[Totenkopf]

If it was Brianna she would have written it

'As you may know, I, Brianna Wu (The successful tech industry figure and software engineer and journalist) have a long history dealing with Trans issues that makes me much more qualified than anyone else on this website to speak on the issue. Please let me tell you why you are wrong you stupid moron <3 <3 <3'

 

[Burned Man]

If it was Brianna she would have written it

'As you may know, I, Brianna Wu (The successful tech industry figure and software engineer and journalist) have a long history dealing with tranny issues that makes me much more qualified than anyone else on this website to speak on the issue. Please let me tell you why you are wrong you stupid moron <3 <3 <3'

She also would have said she had a degree in comedy and knows more about the harassment women comedians experience than anybody else.

 

[Electric Feels]

I'm going to be passing through San Jose on Friday, so I can try to look into finding the marriage certificate then. I would need Frank's middle name though because I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Edit: Spelling.

 

[zedkissed60]

https://tweetsave.com/okinacity/status/699289389323710464
https://tweetsave.com/okinacity/status/699289855398912000

 

[Von Clausewitz]

https://tweetsave.com/okinacity/status/699289389323710464
https://tweetsave.com/okinacity/status/699289855398912000

Also I just wasted half an hour just reading through every mention of Wu on twitter and having a "jolly good romp"...

 

[DragoonSierra]

Are they even legally married? I just always had the impression they live together and just file one tax return between the two of them because Brianna draws no income.

Can you legally file one tax return for two people if you arent legally married? I thought that was one of the things with the fight over gay marriage. I know that common law marriages are a thing but I dont think theyve reached that point and i dont even know if you can do one tax return in a common law marriage.

Grabbing http://www.ign.com/boards/search/125392618/?page=2 (page 6 of all this)

Spoiler

From http://www.ign.com/boards/search/125392618/?page=2 or https://archive.is/nhJHO

https://archive.is/s6uTZ
https://archive.is/hkuH0
https://archive.is/SJPjl
https://archive.is/jpOJo
https://archive.is/vbOVn talks about growing up listening to Rush Limbaugh
https://archive.is/yjNXs
https://archive.is/wetV4
https://archive.is/I288K
https://archive.is/VROlq
https://archive.is/lu8KM
https://archive.is/K8s98
https://archive.is/zmsX9
https://archive.is/zmsX9
https://archive.is/w6TF2 streetfighter controller thread
https://archive.is/mnyuK p1
https://archive.is/5dZYz p2
https://archive.is/SgQYg "Also? Did anyone else see 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm of 24? Jack storming the tunnel was one of the coolest moments in the show's history, though not as cool as when he ate that terrorist's neck in season 5."
https://archive.is/nqdvr
https://archive.is/7Y89O
https://archive.is/N6cVu
https://archive.is/zcdHq
https://archive.is/rARyd upset about PC in Sex And The City
https://archive.is/QbwWS p1 no ipad at yankee stadium, snuck it in anyway
https://archive.is/I9Rth p2 same thread made national news
https://archive.is/wOaBG "whapity pow"
https://archive.is/MKOQr "but I'm looking to get gifts for my cousins who are both Mac fans. The problem is, they're twins, so their birthday is two gifts at the same time"
https://archive.is/KFuO3
https://archive.is/zV9DL
https://archive.is/l4Pqo
https://archive.is/IAaNF
https://archive.is/Wru02
https://archive.is/C38FQ
https://archive.is/7aQck
https://archive.is/geiK7
https://archive.is/s2XXN <- contains link to YouTube video showing Bri's legs, but not hearing her voice.
https://archive.is/SGim9
https://archive.is/moozH
https://archive.is/IZCcy
https://archive.is/ziV1X
https://archive.is/mMonh
https://archive.is/VOhpe
https://archive.is/8CWBU
https://archive.is/WQWpV
https://archive.is/xdB0z p1 iphone 4.0 thread
https://archive.is/Sdj14 p2
https://archive.is/41ZeK p3
https://archive.is/GrjP5 p4
https://archive.is/ygg1g p1 got my ipad thread
https://archive.is/TfY2L p2
https://archive.is/uFjD6 p3
https://archive.is/HtYQM p4
https://archive.is/lrBOA
https://archive.is/XTBqC deduct your macs on your taxes if you have a business. In reality only if you use them 100% for business purposes. Full of sketchy tax advice here.
https://archive.is/7AhBd
https://archive.is/shgym
https://archive.is/SXfYp p1 "i only bought my first mac two years ago"
https://archive.is/RBRTm p2
https://archive.is/3nR5l p3
https://archive.is/F8ALJ
https://archive.is/umAzK
https://archive.is/hxVm4

EDIT: JohnDubwaFlynt is dead

I wonder if her being in contact with her cousins is a possibility. Since they arent immediately related to her parents she may not have lost contact with them. Do we know if she has any cousins?

One thing I was considering - If she always has the power to complain to someone to get accounts deleted, posts hidden, people banned etc, what if we paid for advertising on an SJW / similar site, or a site that brianna is fond of / frequents / can't live without, and upload some true and honest factoids, linking back to her lolcow page?

"Apples & Oranges <3"

"John W. Flynt: 100% Fuckin' Verified"

and my personal favourite -

"Feed the monster, win IPHONE 6!"

I dont like the Nyquil one. It has no substance. There needs to be something about not having a college degree. Its not the fact that Brianna is John Flynt thats damning, its the fact that John Flynt is a total fraud and therefore she is a total fraud. She doesnt have a degree, she was never in STEM, shes not an engineer, and she vaguely qualifies as a reporter.

Template:

Brianna Wu did <insert terrible thing here>! Click here to find out why!

What did Brianna say about <insert person place or thing here>? Click here to find out!


Something like:

Brianna Wu had(has?) a restraining order against her! Click here to find out why!

See how many false/fraudulent claims you can make as Brianna Wu and win an iPhone 6! And then like make a stupid Flash game using her actual false claims

 

[ln18]

Can you legally file one tax return for two people if you arent legally married? I thought that was one of the things with the fight over gay marriage. I know that common law marriages are a thing but I dont think theyve reached that point and i dont even know if you can do one tax return in a common law marriage.


I wonder if her being in contact with her cousins is a possibility. Since they arent immediately related to her parents she may not have lost contact with them. Do we know if she has any cousins?



I dont like the Nyquil one. It has no substance. There needs to be something about not having a college degree. Its not the fact that Brianna is John Flynt thats damning, its the fact that John Flynt is a total fraud and therefore she is a total fraud. She doesnt have a degree, she was never in STEM, shes not an engineer, and she vaguely qualifies as a reporter.

Template:

Brianna Wu did <insert terrible thing here>! Click here to find out why!

What did Brianna say about <insert person place or thing here>? Click here to find out!


Something like:

Brianna Wu had(has?) a restraining order against her! Click here to find out why!

See how many false/fraudulent claims you can make as Brianna Wu and win an iPhone 6! And then like make a stupid Flash game using her actual false claims

I definitely agree, there's so much more to be gained by exposing Wu as a shitty person rather than insulting her.

 

[Luminous Being]

Can you legally file one tax return for two people if you arent legally married? I thought that was one of the things with the fight over gay marriage. I know that common law marriages are a thing but I dont think theyve reached that point and i dont even know if you can do one tax return in a common law marriage.

Wu got a name change, so it is very likely that a sex change did happen as well. Mississippi does not even require the person to undergo SRS to change the gender on birth certificates, so I'd say that as far as the law is concerned, Wu is a woman. The marriage would not be illegal I think.

http://law.justia.com/codes/mississippi/2013/title-41/chapter-57/births-and-deaths/section-41-57-21

§ 41-57-21. Proceedings to correct incomplete birth certificate or birth certificate having incorrect first name, middle name, place or sex


Where there has been a bona fide effort to register a birth and the certificate thereof on file with the office of vital records does not divulge all of the information required by said certificate, or such certificate contains an incorrect first name, middle name, or sex, then the state registrar of vital records may, in his discretion, correct such certificate upon affidavit of at least two (2) reputable persons having personal knowledge of the facts in relation thereto. All other alterations shall be made as provided in Section 41-57-23. Anyone giving false information in such affidavit shall be subject to the penalties of perjury.

At least that's how I understand the section.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I definitely agree, there's so much more to be gained by exposing Wu as a shitty person rather than insulting her.

Cammy is literally exactly the same in SFV as she was in SFIV, you idiot.

EDIT: Just because I hate double-posting, but where in the hell have you been playing the game Brianna? It's not on your Steam profile and all you've been playing on the PS4 is Firewatch, Disney Infinity, and, oh, this game:

But go ahead. Keep talking about how sexualized Cammy and co. are while playing your waifu fighter, you hypocritical bitch.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Wu got a name change, so it is very likely that a sex change did happen as well. Mississippi does not even require the person to undergo SRS to change the gender on birth certificates, so I'd say that as far as the law is concerned, Wu is a woman. The marriage would not be illegal I think.

http://law.justia.com/codes/mississippi/2013/title-41/chapter-57/births-and-deaths/section-41-57-21



At least that's how I understand the section.

Its not that the marriage wouldnt be illegal but dont you have to be married to file taxes under one tax return? How could they file under one tax return if they arent married?

 

[Kerfuffle]

Also I just wasted half an hour just reading through every mention of Wu on twitter and having a "jolly good romp"...

Decided to have a look.

https://tweetsave.com/lysander45/status/695918336417394688

I think my ears just vomited.

 

[Luminous Being]

Its not that the marriage wouldnt be illegal but dont you have to be married to file taxes under one tax return? How could they file under one tax return if they arent married?

According to Frank's now defunct livejournal they did get married.

 

[Smutley]

Probably the absolute best way to mess with Brianna is to play within her own rule set. Report every single thing she says that could be construed as targeted harassment. There's a 99% chance it wouldn't work, but without Twitter she has nothing. If some intern flags her account without thinking about it she would go absolutely nuclear.

 

[Luminous Being]

Like every day at ~9:30pm Boston time(?), Brianna Wu starts tweeting.

Did you know that Bribri is also an expert on smartphone OS's and their vulnerabilities? It's unbelievable, but true. A true software engineer knows about shit like that, so contain your incredulity.

You should not trust Android because it is more vulnerable (thanks, multi billion dollar company Google!) but you need to trust Apple iOS because it is much safer (thanks, multi billion dollar company Apple!).

Spoiler: wharrgarbl

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699966270557577216

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699966901452173312

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699967515246653440

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699967897813311489

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699968118203011073

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699968353306279937

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699969451660349440

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699969753515978752

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699971254590251008

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699971979311476736

In reality this is just Apple shilling and Wu mansplaining as usual.

Edit:

>I have an office full of Android phones.
>My life is so difficult

 

[Ruin]

Wait she likes Apple again? Didn't she get salty at Apple for some reason recently?

 

[Luminous Being]

Wait she likes Apple again? Didn't she get salty at Apple for some reason recently?

Brianna Wu changes allegiances every day. Don't be surprised.


http://twitter.com/spacekatgal/status/699973662879965184
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699973662879965184

>Lemme tell you how businns works. I, Brianna Wu, will explain to you what is and isn't damage contol.

Spoiler: pre-emtpive sorry

http://twitter.com/spacekatgal/status/699974518174048256
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699974518174048256

http://twitter.com/spacekatgal/status/699974602794147841
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699974602794147841

>I'm not familiar with your work. I apologize for talking before thinking (again), just in case you might actually know more than me.

Dude's shooting back with facts! Uh-oh.

Spoiler: fact zone

https://tweetsave.com/demosearies/status/699976190514352129

https://tweetsave.com/demosearies/status/699975870488973312

Sarcasm will save the day, surely.

Spoiler: sarcsmotron 4000

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699976223649374209

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/699976559617306630

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Take a dead horse, beat it, elect it to Congress, blog about it incessantly.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

She wouldn't put her foot in her mouth so often if she didn't assume anyone responding to her is wrong or in need of some educating.