DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

We all knew he never cleaned the dust out of his PC, but it is something else to hear him admit out loud that he has no idea what the inside of his computer looks like and that he hasn't opened it once in 8 years.

He's never opened a computer before, and yet he used to say that he built PCs back in the day. Hmmmm...

 

[Dandelion]

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Depressing bubble blow.

 

[Comma]

Depressing bubble blow.

DSP probably hasn't noticed this yet, but people are trolling him with the bubble blowing: they're hyping up him blowing bubbles at 100 Likes, get the stream to 100 Likes, and then the exact second he's done making a fool out of himself by blowing bubbles like the sad, children-entertaining clown that he is, people start to retract their Like, getting it well under 100 likes again. So he's basically acting like a clown for nothing (the Likes later went up to just above 100 again, but still).

I enjoy these subtle ways of trolling.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Quarantine them.... now. Not allowed to breed.

As if they'd ever get the opportunity

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

DSP: gaming chairs are scams and Youtubers shill for them!

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Also DSP:

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Hahahah man that is too fucking funny it really makes me wonder if he does have a goldfish memory or he just knows how dumb his fans are. He shilled cheap Chinese gaming chairs TWICE OPseat and Spawnseat both of which ended their sponsorship within the week. What a fuckin joke this guy is.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

DSP probably hasn't noticed this yet, but people are trolling him with the bubble blowing: they're hyping up him blowing bubbles at 100 Likes, get the stream to 100 Likes, and then the exact second he's done making a fool out of himself by blowing bubbles like the sad, children-entertaining clown that he is, people start to retract their Like, getting it well under 100 likes again. So he's basically acting like a clown for nothing (the Likes later went up to just above 100 again, but still).

I enjoy these subtle ways of trolling.

He threw a temper tantrum about it on Friday, said of didn't get back to 100 he'd never blow the bubbles again.

 

[Comma]

He threw a temper tantrum about it on Friday, said of didn't get back to 100 he'd never blow the bubbles again.

Lmao, really? So he does know. Typical DSP thing to get all angry about, though, and then "threatens" his viewers to put the cherry on top.

 

[Quindoll]

I think he knows his audience is lonely weirdos at this point and he's playing up these childish "friendly hang out" events. Its so exploitative. Imagine if you were Jax's or some other dent's family member, they're homeless or disabled, struggling financially so you offer to help with their finances and you see huge charges on their bank statement, ask what it is, and they show you THIS FUCKING GUY. I would go Liam Neeson mode.

Yeah it's exploitative. But what else do you want? There is tons of content that shows his scams, there are 12500 pages on Kiwifarms alone. The information is there. You cannot "save" every retard there is and most of all...

Most of all fucking Derich, isn't spending a dime on DSP. Him of all people. That's the benchmark we are working with.

 

[tomstone]

so apparently the company where he only worked for a couple of months loved him so much that they bought a new special $700 chair extra for him because he had a back injury. X

 

[Hate Army Watch]

so apparently the company where he only worked for a couple of months loved him so much that they bought a new special $700 chair extra for him because he had a back injury. X

I wouldn't be surprised, I used to work for a startup company where one of the other programmers had a back problem, and they got him a standing desk, with a special mat to step on and an orthopedic chair.

 

[Yujiro Hanma]

If fucking chris chan could sell his shit on ebay than phil can. Phil can conveniently blame anything on the trolls. If phil was arrested for robbing a bank hed say "I robbed a bank and these obsessed trolls told the police!".

 

[UaineRunei]

He just said he can get 1 million views on a Youtube video if he feels like it, but he doesn't want to. He knows the algorithm, so he can just make a video about drama and get 1 million views.

I don't even know where to BEGIN with this.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I wouldn't be surprised, I used to work for a startup company where one of the other programmers had a back problem, and they got him a standing desk, with a special mat to step on and an orthopedic chair.

If the company doesn't take care of ergonomics for their employee, then the subsequent worker's compensation claim will most likely be orders of magnitude more expensive than an office chair and mat I reckon.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

DSP: gaming chairs are scams and Youtubers shill for them!

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Also DSP:

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Not only did he shill for these chairs he also banned someone for talking about a competitor's chair.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Lmao, really? So he does know. Typical DSP thing to get all angry about, though, and then "threatens" his viewers to put the cherry on top.

This is why I laughed so hard when he tried to own the narrative by claiming that him playing dress up has always been about mocking the thots.

We've been saying for two years that his fans (and his Champions addiction) made a muppet out of him, and moments like that prove that he knows it. Just like being despised and laughed at, Phil can take the embarrassment so long as he gets the dopamine rush. Expose him as being the needy bitch that he is, and out comes the berating.

I wouldn't be surprised, I used to work for a startup company where one of the other programmers had a back problem, and they got him a standing desk, with a special mat to step on and an orthopedic chair.

Yeah, but Phil trying to assert that any of his former employers thought highly of him is beyond dubious. I would sooner believe that Kat has had sex with him.

He just said he can get 1 million views on a Youtube video if he feels like it, but he doesn't want to. He knows the algorithm, so he can just make a video about drama and get 1 million views.

I don't even know where to BEGIN with this.

I'll assume most people here know the movie The Goonies. You know the part where Chunk is being threatened with the loss of his hand by the Fratelli's, and he tearfully confesses to a bunch of shit he did?

Phil would have to re-enact that, with legit admissions of EVERYTHING while being given a death glare by Kat just to get anywhere near his most viewed video (whatever that is).

 

[tomstone]

I wouldn't be surprised, I used to work for a startup company where one of the other programmers had a back problem, and they got him a standing desk, with a special mat to step on and an orthopedic chair.

phil was not a programmer but a guy without any skill doing braindead work and only got the job because of papa pigroach

If the company doesn't take care of ergonomics for their employee, then the subsequent worker's compensation claim will most likely be orders of magnitude more expensive than an office chair and mat I reckon.

my guess is the company already had "real" office chairs and phil just told this story to make it seem like he was some kind of special indespensable employee on his way up to becoming the ceo.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchat.
I don't know if everything is there, my pc has been having problems lately.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He just said he can get 1 million views on a Youtube video if he feels like it, but he doesn't want to. He knows the algorithm, so he can just make a video about drama and get 1 million views.

I don't even know where to BEGIN with this.

This is along the same lines as his "I could sue detractors, but I don't have the money for it" claim. He'll just get his toadies to try and do it for him (and fail spectacularly).

 

[PieceofShet]

Yesterday superchat.
I don't know if everything is there, my pc has been having problems lately.

Where can i send u a new pc or some money? You wanna talk about the specs in details before?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Where can i send u a new pc or some money? You wanna talk about the specs in details before?

Just send an iTunes gift card