Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

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UGH! Yeah dude, the guy who's every breath will be investigated from now until his death had his ex wife from like 30 fucking years ago that he hasn't had to deal with in as much time killed because fun I guess.

What a revolutionary take.

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[r00]

Imagine Pat showing up to hang over his shitty fence and utter his catchphrases with a scowl on his face while the audience laughs at him. Imagine being this person.

He'd get an applause break every time he showed up just because he's such a fucking unbelievable buffoon. His recurring gags would all be him getting repeatedly owned by the other characters, and being a pompous, closeted weirdo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol what if the swatting was done by someone Pat pissed off IRL, someone who’s never even seen his online shit? It wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Yeah Pat really does remind me of Job, I was actually thinking this the other day, funnily enough.
I mean, it's bad enough he gets SWATed again, but what are the chances that someone just happens to record him mid meltdown and then his cyberaTalkers just happen to get hold of said recording?

If God is real, he is trying to teach Pat a lesson in humility and Pat just ain't listening

Job had a huge family, a nice pad, servants and livestock and a fuck-off big hedge around his house. And his wife loved him.

Pat has none of these things.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

I check Automanic.co fairly regularly, just to see if Torque has done any basic maintenance on the Fartstang that he can larp being a man online with. On my last visit I noticed something, it may be nitpicking, it may be low hanging fruit - but those are the only ones Pat can reach. When you first enter the site, the main banner font is a bold, rigid Helvetica as such:



But if you go anywhere else on the site, it turns into a softer rounder Helvetica. Something that is very indicative of our Fatty, the illusion of attempted masculinity, but look anywhere just under the surface and you get anything but:



It is a very small error, but when trying to reach an audience, or at least look half professional - consistency is key. He acts like he’s the best thing to happen to anything he puts his sausage fingers on, but can’t even keep track of the header font style or kerning on his own website, let alone two living personas.

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[Associate Rick]

Tiny Tim will probably have an ivory-handled ornate cane with a button under the handle which causes a slim sword to suddenly project out of the base. Tim will then bravely overcome his disability to swashbuckle his enemies in sword fights. This is the thought process of someone with a GPA like Fat’s.

Also, I agree that if there was another swatting (if there even was) then it wasn’t a poster or lurker on either OnA or the farms. Everyone in either place knew he was at that tranny convention at the time.

It's either that or he's literally writing House as Tiny Tim and considering House is basically just Sherlock Holmes as a doctor fats book would be doubly derivative.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

I always pictured sitcom Patrick as like a Dwight Schrute. The humorless, arrogant, childlike weirdo who loves crying to the boss and trying to get his co-workers in trouble. You'd never entertain this idiot, but eh it's your job to sit next to him all day.

 

[Associate Rick]

 

[Mooner]

What makes me lean towards the Porque Squealer swatting himself: Swatting is a zoomer's game, and Pat isn't a zoomer's cow. It has also been in the news a bunch lately, and Pat sure does love to consume the popular press and Support Current Thing.

His primary audience is a bunch of middle-aged dads who used to listen to some random NYC radio show back in the day. Those same dads also have an obvious sense of humor. Swatting isn't funny, and it's especially not funny to swat someone with an empty pigsty both times.

It's just real hard for me to believe that it's a bunch of Internet geriatrics and not just Fat Rick himself.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

I know it's just a guess and no one actually knows for sure what happened yet but I am pretty sure he did this to himself. If some retard is actually swatting him I really do hope they get caught. What's the point of doing it to him? To get a reaction? You can get that by calling him fat on Twitter. No need to actually do something that makes him almost seem sympathetic. Although he did manage to fuck even that up by "tearing strips off" the cops with his big booming scary man voice. My guess is this is what his childlike brain came up with as a plan to somehow get the debt collector off his ass, plus get sympathy and the attention he craves at the same time. There isn't a lot of updates on that judgement he owes but I'm sure the noose is slowly getting tighter and tighter. Court stuff takes forever but it doesn't just go away by denying reality like he loves to do so I wouldn't be shocked at all if this is his 1.2 attempt at convincing a judge that he can't give out his financial and asset info because he fears for his life or something. He already tried setting up an LLC to shield assets and fucked that up almost immediately so this is just his wet brain attempt at delaying the inevitable. Way too many coincidences for me to believe it was a stalker doing this to him. He shrieked at the cops that he has been getting harassed for 3 and a half years. That's around 1200 days. So in those 1200 days he has been swatted 4 times. One of those was the pepperoni call so that don't count. And 2 more of them happened recently. Right after he told the cops he expected to be swatted, on the weekend his wife is gone and he's in the empty upstairs apartment away from his lizard and star wars toys, and this weekend he's out of town and the upstairs address gets swatted. Fuck that. He did it.

 

[Broadside]

I know it's just a guess and no one actually knows for sure what happened yet but I am pretty sure he did this to himself. If some retard is actually swatting him I really do hope they get caught. What's the point of doing it to him? To get a reaction? You can get that by calling him fat on Twitter. No need to actually do something that makes him almost seem sympathetic. Although he did manage to fuck even that up by "tearing strips off" the cops with his big booming scary man voice. My guess is this is what his childlike brain came up with as a plan to somehow get the debt collector off his ass, plus get sympathy and the attention he craves at the same time. There isn't a lot of updates on that judgement he owes but I'm sure the noose is slowly getting tighter and tighter. Court stuff takes forever but it doesn't just go away by denying reality like he loves to do so I wouldn't be shocked at all if this is his 1.2 attempt at convincing a judge that he can't give out his financial and asset info because he fears for his life or something. He already tried setting up an LLC to shield assets and fucked that up almost immediately so this is just his wet brain attempt at delaying the inevitable. Way too many coincidences for me to believe it was a stalker doing this to him. He shrieked at the cops that he has been getting harassed for 3 and a half years. That's around 1200 days. So in those 1200 days he has been swatted 4 times. One of those was the pepperoni call so that don't count. And 2 more of them happened recently. Right after he told the cops he expected to be swatted, on the weekend his wife is gone and he's in the empty upstairs apartment away from his lizard and star wars toys, and this weekend he's out of town and the upstairs address gets swatted. Fuck that. He did it.

This is the thing with this particular lolcow. He's so fucking deranged, counter-intuitive, inept and self-sabotaging that we just don't know

 

[ShinyStar]

I check Automanic.co fairly regularly, just to see if Torque has done any basic maintenance on the Fartstang that he can larp being a man online with. On my last visit I noticed something, it may be nitpicking, it may be low hanging fruit - but those are the only ones Pat can reach. When you first enter the site, the main banner font is a bold, rigid Helvetica as such:

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But if you go anywhere else on the site, it turns into a softer rounder Helvetica. Something that is very indicative of our Fatty, the illusion of attempted masculinity, but look anywhere just under the surface and you get anything but:

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It is a very small error, but when trying to reach an audience, or at least look half professional - consistency is key. He acts like he’s the best thing to happen to anything he puts his sausage fingers on, but can’t even keep track of the header font style or kerning on his own website, let alone two living personas.

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If we're nit-picking, then he should also have made the tag-line the same length as the title. Having 'rienced pros' dangling out there like something that didn't stay hidden within Fat's bathrobe looks off-putting. A real author would know that you don't need to use the word 'experienced' to describe 'pros.' It's inherent in the definition of what a professional is. You take out that word and suddenly the tag-line centers up very nicely.

The reason why all these easily improved flubs make it out in public is that Fat has to be right the first time. Otherwise, he would be admitting to himself that he is the idiot. Revising and improving his work product would destroy his ego, because it would require the capacity to see his own faults.

Of course, a mature adult with an ounce of humility already knows they make mistakes and therefore look for, find and correct them. And in the end, they keep their idiot moments in private instead of immortalizing them before an audience the way Fat does.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Was he literally squealing about politics on twitter while he was supposed to be on a panel?

 

[AnOminous]

This is the thing with this particular lolcow. He's so fucking deranged, counter-intuitive, inept and self-sabotaging that we just don't know

I believe he is too stupid to act that convincingly. He is completely incapable of modulating his reaction to anything to gain an advantage. If he was acting like he was incoherent and gibbering with rage, he actually was.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

when it comes to swatting i lean on it being real and not self induced. i think the biggest reason for me is the audio of him squealing,i dont see him getting nearly hat angry if he was doing it to himself. i also dont see sub 1.8 GPA pat as being any sort of master mind. i really cant see him planning things out like this. the other thing is, while it is true his stalkers do mostly seem to be middle aged men, that doesnt rule out a swatting, either one of them could do it as there are certainly the exception to middle age men not thinking swatting is funny, but you do also have younger people taking an interest in him, see this thread as an example.

now he definitely did vandalize his own motorcycle, that is a given.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

think the biggest reason for me is the audio of him squealing,i dont see him getting nearly hat angry if he was doing it to himself

Except that they fucked up his plan by going to the wrong address and disturbing his ruse. That sure would make him angry.

 

[valis]

If it was Pat he'd have given himself away by now by doing something brainmeltingly stupid, like filming himself phoning the report in but wearing a different hat so no one would suspect it was him.

I don't get why someone stalking him online would swat him when they'd know he wasn't there though. There's something very weird about it and I sincerely hope they find who it is and what's going on.

 

[Mooner]

Yeah, swatting him while he obviously isn't there, especially both times, is incredibly peculiar. Isn't the whole point of a swat to see the victim's reaction?

 

[Octavia]

Don't worry guys, the last time everyone was convinced that Fatrick was doing nothing and being boring, the next day we got the cop squeelin' audio.

Remember, stalker childs: Page 1000 approaches.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Don't worry guys, the last time everyone was convinced that Fatrick was doing nothing and being boring, the next day we got the cop squeelin' audio.

Remember, stalker childs: Page 1000 approaches.

Do not mention 1000 pages again, stalker.

Any further mention of 1000 pages constitutes felony stalking.

Prison approaches.