🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I'm in utter amazement, complete shock. Ralph has for the first time in his entire life said something smart.

Nevermind that this is, by his own standards not the Ralphamale way, and that he would probably describe this as bitchmade but a year ago.

Yes, Ralph as many an Ayylawg, myself included have stated you shit flinging at the people who have custody of your child benefits noone and a smart person would just shut the fuck up and work behind the scenes for access.

I know the Vickers haven't exactly helped the matter, but fuck me this dude is complaining when he is the primary reason all of this was done in public. Now he's acting all indignant, and nearly two years later has realised maybe litigation of family court shouldn't be on Twitter...
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I give it 15 1/2 hours before he hollers at the Vickers again.

Its sad that he can so clearly see the path towards what he wants, but his drug-fueled benders will squander it time and time again. He's honestly lucky the Vickers are as fucking stupid as he is, for normal, non-attention seeking people would have had him locked up by now after his 1st violation, let alone his 184th he is probably on now.

Put down the bottle Ralph, stop fucking hookers, and save a little bit of that money you would have blown for the children you are going to leave behind when you die of a heart attack in 4 years.

 

[Sammich]

Why is this fat fuck such a goddamn liar? The "super snipe" didn't reveal shit. Anyone that has watched PPP for awhile has seen his brother a dozen times. He was in the Ronnie Reviews video, he's been on at least 2 dozen ppp streams, he used to show up a lot more. Back in the stream.me days (when ralph was pissing and moaning in ppp's chat) he was around a lot more.
Without revealing too much, "croc" got a good job and he doesn't have the time to fuck around with ashton that much anymore. Point being, he's been around and known for years.

 

[buttmunch]

ralphs only complying and trying to fast track this shit so that he can use it for his upcoming driving legal issue, hes going to try and pull the sympathy strat and cry about how he "cant do time yuh honna i have to pay child support, they need it please yuh honna plz"

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm in utter amazement, complete shock. Ralph has for the first time in his entire life said something smart.

Nevermind that this is, by his own standards not the Ralphamale way, and that he would probably describe this as bitchmade but a year ago.

Yes, Ralph as many an Ayylawg, myself included have stated you shit flinging at the people who have custody of your child benefits noone and a smart person would just shut the fuck up and work behind the scenes for access.

I know the Vickers haven't exactly helped the matter, but fuck me this dude is complaining when he is the primary reason all of this was done in public. Now he's acting all indignant, and nearly two years later has realised maybe litigation of family court shouldn't be on Twitter...
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Holy fucking shit boys he's learning!
Ralph I give you a lot of shit but you're 100% right here, Its easy to hate a guy like Vickers but he's just baiting you for reactions, he's not worth it, Xander is the important one, he's your son and the only member of that family you need to be concerned about it.
Let you lawyer deal with them.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

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Why is this fat fuck such a goddamn liar? The "super snipe" didn't reveal shit. Anyone that has watched PPP for awhile has seen his brother a dozen times. He was in the Ronnie Reviews video, he's been on at least 2 dozen ppp streams, he used to show up a lot more. Back in the stream.me days (when ralph was pissing and moaning in ppp's chat) he was around a lot more.
Without revealing too much, "croc" got a good job and he doesn't have the time to fuck around with ashton that much anymore. Point being, he's been around and known for years.

Is it safe to assume that PPP is living with his brother now?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Holy fucking shit boys he's learning!
Ralph I give you a lot of shit but you're 100% right here, Its easy to hate a guy like Vickers but he's just baiting you for reactions, he's not worth it, Xander is the important one, he's your son and the only member of that family you need to be concerned about it.
Let you lawyer deal with them.

Would love to think he’s learning but his brain is too bashed and pickled to evolve any further. This is just some attempt to pretend like he’s learned his lesson so he can avoid whatever consequence he’s terrified of in the short term.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Would love to think he’s learning but his brain is too bashed and pickled to evolve any further. This is just some attempt to pretend like he’s learned his lesson so he can avoid whatever consequence he’s terrified of in the short term.

it's definitely not a reaction to the notice he got from his lawyer about breaking the dvro 6 times

 

[Obscura539]

And then Ronnie & Sandra came back clapping.

Gator’s here too!

Zidane made it.

Wat Da, Nora!?!

King Tut is back?!

Are you kidding me, Jim?

Jim, I’ve missed you most of all.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Why is this fat fuck such a goddamn liar? The "super snipe" didn't reveal shit. Anyone that has watched PPP for awhile has seen his brother a dozen times. He was in the Ronnie Reviews video, he's been on at least 2 dozen ppp streams, he used to show up a lot more. Back in the stream.me days (when ralph was pissing and moaning in ppp's chat) he was around a lot more.
Without revealing too much, "croc" got a good job and he doesn't have the time to fuck around with ashton that much anymore. Point being, he's been around and known for years.

This fat cunt is so smug and idiotic, Croc has been known and around for years. Ralph didn't reveal jack shit.

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And then Ronnie & Sandra came back clapping.

Gator’s here too!

Zidane made it.

Wat Da, Nora!?!

King Tut is back?!

Are you kidding me, Jim?

Jim, I’ve missed you most of all.



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Very blessed, as your subforum is now on par with DSP's. Crying about liars and snakes? You made the choice.

Once or twice, maybe it's just bad luck. Imagine getting "snitches" on by everyone around you. Somehow not your fault? Cope.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Notice he doesn’t take back saying that Baked is a giant retard, which is obviously true.

 

[veri]

And then Ronnie & Sandra came back clapping.

Gator’s here too!

Zidane made it.

Wat Da, Nora!?!

King Tut is back?!

Are you kidding me, Jim?

Jim, I’ve missed you most of all.

ade’s here late, she was cleaning up ass napkins

 

[Jump]

Is it safe to assume that PPP is living with his brother now?

When they where chasing croc around for the boxer inspection he ran in a room and came out. With clean boxers. They accused him of going in his suitcase and grabbing a clean set. Also when they chased him in his room you could see the suitcases.

 

[Journoscum]

If they had been married a decade or two, you know, couples do start to speak/write somewhat like one another, but even then from beginning to end it's a Ralphatweet. He doesn't even try anymore or he just doesn't listen to his pickme brood mare and how she speaks. Probably a bit of both.

To be fair, Meigh has no personality of her own. She just acts and talks like whoever she is with. So even though this is definitely a gunt tweet (the emojis at the end might as well be a signature saying -Ethan Ralph), I wouldn't be surprised if she basically talks like this now too.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

To be fair, Meigh has no personality of her own. She just acts and talks like whoever she is with.

False: She has a personality of her own and she hates it, so she tries to be other people. But we know she’s always been a pedophile who was insecure about her looks and struggled with her weight.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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And then Ronnie & Sandra came back clapping.

Gator’s here too!

Zidane made it.

Wat Da, Nora!?!

King Tut is back?!

Are you kidding me, Jim?

Jim, I’ve missed you most of all.



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Ethan Ralph, a 35 year old man was deceived by a teen girl who he equated to a child sucking his dick and who he locked up in his dying mother’s house because he drunkenly released revenge porn of her. Cry for the poor obese Ralphamale and his tiny micro penis, truly he is the victim.

Good thing he’s got his best bro Baked “Retard” Alaska who will throw him under the bus like he deserves before 2023. Ralph doesn’t even know what it’s like to have an actual friend that’s why he’s desperately trying to pretend BA is one.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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And then Ronnie & Sandra came back clapping.

Gator’s here too!

Zidane made it.

Wat Da, Nora!?!

King Tut is back?!

Are you kidding me, Jim?

Jim, I’ve missed you most of all.



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You're welcome Ralph. Always happy to help!

 

[Keranu]

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And then Ronnie & Sandra came back clapping.

Gator’s here too!

Zidane made it.

Wat Da, Nora!?!

King Tut is back?!

Are you kidding me, Jim?

Jim, I’ve missed you most of all.



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This is the gayest thing I've ever read.

 

[AltisticRight]

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And then Ronnie & Sandra came back clapping.

Gator’s here too!

Zidane made it.

Wat Da, Nora!?!

King Tut is back?!

Are you kidding me, Jim?

Jim, I’ve missed you most of all.



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This is such a massive retard cope now that I think about it. He could replace "baked" with anyone.
As far as we are aware, Dingo was the only one to preemptively record calls with Ralph to use as leverage, which makes him the smartest person out of all the disgruntled Gunt guards. This is in direct opposition to his low functioning Arabic heritage. Nobody else recorded Ralph as a cautionary measure. This includes Gator.

Let's examine the rest:
Andy Warski: retelling stories, no receipts.
Adrienne Blair: same as above, then placed a DVRO on Ralph.
Gator: Had receipts, they were secured AFTER Ralph snaked and doxed him for pill bottle shaking by Metokur. Did Gator record any Trannycord or phone call? No.
Rand: same as above
Faith Vickers: same as above
Flamenco: this idiot had nothing to show. Claimed he recorded discord calls but hard drive crashed. I wonder what else was on that hard drive.
Nora: we don't know
Alice: same as Gator, she only produced the receipts she had, never recorded anything.

Out of everyone, Muhammad al-giovano-dingo is the smartest with the most forethought. Speaks volumes of the quality Gunt alogs in this sektur.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Faith Vickers

Doesn’t she have a phone call with Gunt recorded that she says she won’t release for some convoluted legal reasons?

 

[AltisticRight]

Doesn’t she have a phone call with Gunt recorded that she says she won’t release for some convoluted legal reasons?

Well, that's as good as it not existing for our sake.

I can understand her situation to be unique, she was under the control of a psychopathic rage pig, what can she do? She's 18. Once Ralph was confronted with a woman of similar age (Adrienne Blair won), all he could do was write a Tumblr diary post and then get a DVRO slapped onto him. Ralph is only capable in controlling children and creatures as pathetic as Amanda the lolicon paedophile.