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[AnOminous]

Was that "ontologically evil" shit was coined by Vaush? Its one of the most midwit things I've ever heard.

I'd say it's more outright dipshit and relies on the listener not having the foggiest fucking clue what ontological even means other than that it is some sort of philosophical bullshit and therefore must be smart. There's nothing whatsoever "ontologically" evil (or evil at all for that matter) about not believing some bullshit that not a single human believed before at most 100 or so years ago.

The use of pronouns is entirely a matter of etiquette and arbitrary human-made rules (and rules made for that matter by a tiny fraction of extremists whose views are not shared by the vast majority). It has nothing to do with existence itself.

 

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@OrsonZedd where'd all your pics go?

(Link)

 

[LikeAStone]

@OrsonZedd



Fuck Keffals. And fuck you, pedophile.

Sneed, nigger.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

Can you imagine the regret @OrsonZedd is feeling right now? The fear? They've now entered the DFE phase, but imagine you are Orson Zedd (hard, I know, it takes work being that retarded). You know who the great Kiwi are. You know the internet is forever. And you know that people could fuck up your life with a single phone call.

And you have to rely that they wont. And not just one day, no. This is the Kiwifarms. Famous for telling governments to fuck off. No, your information is here forever. And so you must rely on the kindness of strangers online to not harass your work. Forever.

Welcome @OrsonZedd. Welcome home. This train has no breaks.

Now, how does that make you feel?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

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Going to go ahead and take a stab at it and say that he probably hates Wiki editors because he’s one of those self righteous “I’m always right” type characters.

What wikipedia article do you think he was trying to edit? How much do you want to bet it was Donkey Kong related.

 

[Absolutego]

I'd say it's more outright dipshit and relies on the listener not having the foggiest fucking clue what ontological even means other than that it is some sort of philosophical bullshit and therefore must be smart. There's nothing whatsoever "ontologically" evil (or evil at all for that matter) about not believing some bullshit that not a single human believed before at most 100 or so years ago.

The use of pronouns is entirely a matter of etiquette and arbitrary human-made rules (and rules made for that matter by a tiny fraction of extremists whose views are not shared by the vast majority). It has nothing to do with existence itself.

It's a hallmark of the midwit - something sounds deep and super esoteric, but ultimately is just philosopher jargon for "really".
Whatever breadtuber he got that turn of phrase from doesn't really matter, he's still a moron.

 

[Buff Wellington]

Please answer my question about how typing and writing in cursive proves you're 35. I am intensely curious.

They havent taught cursive in US public schools in a very long time. I believe it started to go away somewhere around 9/11 ? I know its not in common core any longer.

 

[Sprate Header]

Can you imagine the regret @OrsonZedd is feeling right now? The fear? They've now entered the DFE phase, but imagine you are Orson Zedd (hard, I know, it takes work being that retarded). You know who the great Kiwi are. You know the internet is forever. And you know that people could fuck up your life with a single phone call.

And you have to rely that they wont. And not just one day, no. This is the Kiwifarms. Famous for telling governments to fuck off. No, your information is here forever. And so you must rely on the kindness of strangers online to not harass your work. Forever.

Welcome @OrsonZedd. Welcome home. This train has no breaks.

Now, how does that make you feel?

@OrsonZedd you should record your parents reaction when they inevitably hear about your mother-son "pseudo-incest" fanfiction. That would troll us sooooo hard, you'd own the Farms!

 

[Thunk Provoker]

I searched on Wikipedia and found this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Nintenfreak#About_Orson_Zedd

https://archive.ph/1Kpvk

I don't know what he's talking about here.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Also

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

@OrsonZedd you should record your parents reaction when they inevitably hear about your mother-son "pseudo-incest" fanfiction. That would troll us sooooo hard, you'd own the Farms!

It is unironically the only way forward.

Weens are going to ween despite the best efforts of our dear feeder and the team of glorious tranny jannies. Who knows, it might be that your autism will be forgotten. But you pissed people off enough to get doxed. You derailed a featured thread full of weens. Someone is going to contact your parents and scream Julay! You know they will. I mean, we have your name Alan. We have your address. Your phone number. Maybe, just maybe, you should start thinking in terms of 'damage mitigation' instead of DFE. There is no deleting this thread 'Alan Michael White'. It's not going away.

But I would enjoy a video of you explaining to your boomer parents just what their atheist son has gotten them into with his rampant faggotry.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a hallmark of the midwit - something sounds deep and super esoteric, but ultimately is just philosopher jargon for "really".
Whatever breadtuber he got that turn of phrase from doesn't really matter, he's still a moron.

I think of "midwit" as something that may be correct, but is phrased in a high-falutin style that makes it look more deep than it is, whereas this is simply wrong. For the distinction between ontological and deontological ethics, for instance, ontological ethics would say that murder is wrong as a universal principle that derives from the duties and obligations of simply existing, and would do so regardless of context, whereas deontological ethicists (like Kant) would say that murder is wrong because it is a universal rule laid down by God.

An arbitrary, temporary fad can hardly be "ontological" in any sense of the word as it is entirely context-derivative. The only source of the "rule" is a tiny but noisy contingent of extremists, and while people may go along with it for now just out of politeness, it has nothing to do with reality. There will be another equally dumb and arbitrary rule in 100 years.

 

[LikeAStone]

Looked through his Twitter followers:

He follows multiple furry and vore artist





And tranny crossdressers porno fags



He also follows this guy who draws gay porn of Bob’s Burgers…

And this

Kek.

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

isn't it strange how it's okay to call people "ontologically evil" for not respecting the delusions of trannies but mocking someone's religion is perfectly acceptable?

 

[Heather Mason]

@OrsonZedd I'm sorry that your parents failed to properly guide you through your childhood but you can only let their mistakes torment your life for so long. You may be fat and autistic, which is probably due to your worthless boomer parents' non-parenting, but you could have been a total ladykiller in your youth if you lifted weights. If you drop the fat and get some hobbies and interests grounded in reality there's still a sliver of hope for you

 

[HackerX]

Most of the really oldfaggots are Chris adjacent personalities, meaning, they're people who really took to reading about and attacking Chris Chandler because it made themselves feel better about their own loser existence. This is the case about 9x out of 10. This guy with his fanfictions and his live journals about atheism, you can assume that every user from 2014 has the same type of shit, they just haven't been found out yet.

What I'm interpreting from this is that the 2014s are the same as the 2022s.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Big ups to The Periodic Gamer for putting this shit on the thread. From what I can tell without reading it in detail (because God knows I'm not reading it in detail), "The Crowley Affair" is a novel set at an indeterminate time (post WW2 to 21st century) on an alternate Earth where robotics technology is extremely advanced. That's about all you need to know, because the setting isn't important here. What is important is that everybody is using that advanced robotics technology to fuck their advanced robots.

I was going to write a dramatis personae, but he introduces and drops characters so quickly that each chapter may as well be its own self-contained story. The three constant main characters are Nathan Crowley, son of Simon Crowley and self-insert, Noelle, the robot who Nate is fucking, and Simon Crowley, the casually racist father of Nathan Crowley.
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There is no plot. Nate fucks the robot at the beginning, and then goes and does some stuff with an old friend (who is also fucking his domestic robot) he had before he skipped 4 grades (because he's VRY SMRT), and then Nate and Noelle go to the beach and cuddle or kiss or something- it isn't well specified. Some people see them acting romantically, and from that point the story centers around a TV show called "The Tallard Report," which is produced by bad people who don't like it when other people fuck their domestic robots. The story has no ending.

In no particular order, here are some of the funnier parts of "The Crowley Affair."

Spoiler: Euphoric Atheism? In MY erotic fiction?

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Here's all of the chapter archives in case anyone else wants to go digging.
Chapter 1 Archive
Chapter 2 Archive
Chapter 3 Archive
Chapter 4 Archive
Chapter 5 Archive
Chapter 6 Archive
Chapter 7 Archive
Chapter 8 Archive

"Are you Julius Caesar? Because Vidi Veni Veni"

He messed up the joke. The joke is "Veni, Vidi, Veni" - "I came, I saw, I came". His line translates to "I saw, I came, I came".

I guarantee you this guy thinks he has above average intelligence

 

[kittyfucker]

So how long do you all think it'll take for a madman to make a thread on him? I say within a week.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He messed up the joke. The joke is "Veni, Vidi, Veni" - "I came, I saw, I came". His line translates to "I saw, I came, I came".

Maybe he jizzed himself twice...

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

don't know if this has been started before but vinluv also posts on meme-history-turned-tranny-coomer-site, know your meme