DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"[...] Thank you very mutch for replying"
Yes massa, whaever you say massa.
That a bitch respond.
He is such a two-faced little bitch.
When playing the game, he insults the developers multiple times, calls them braindead morons and tells them to go fuck themselves, but as soon as he is in direct contact with one of said developers, he goes into full on bitch mode.
 
Trolls shut down my power!

But luckily you can still come and bite my bait to give me money! LUCKY YOU

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What. The. FUCK. is a FISHING RUN? Even if I didn't know as much as I do about Phil thats such a weirdo thing to say. Imagine being among the uninitiated and seeing this Tweet. What the hell? What the HELL?
 
This is somewhat off topic, but given some of the newfag drama in other sections of the site I wanted to come and quickly make a post about this community. Despite the flack we get sometimes (which is often deserved), I think we are a good subforum overall, and I appreciate the time noobs take to lurk before posting. I don't post everyday, but I read often and I think we are one of the better parts of the site; exploring the threads of other cows reminds me of that. Jumping into the dspdiscussion reddit also reminds me how much better it is over here.

We all get retarded now and again, but I think most of the new users get the gist of what we got going on. We have a good mix of new and old on here and I think that helps keep the nature of the conversation focused and interesting. This is all despite the fact there are like 10x more posts per day on here than when I first joined.

Anyway, cheers to you 2020+ mates who learned/lurked. I like this forum and I hope we can maintain this great lighthearted spirit as new faces continue to fill our ranks.

:semperfidelis:
Yea things have gotten so bad on the rest of the site, Null cites us as an example of a chill board. Crazy if you remember his opinion a few months ago. Just the contrast between the vibe here and somewhere like the Kino Casino thread is night and day.
 
What makes Phil so good to me is just how tame of a Lolcow he is. You can enjoy Phil without risking bumping into inecestual dementia rape, child abuse or any other number of genuine horrors that infest other boards on this site. You can enjoy Phil without guilt, safe in the knowledge that he had a pretty decent upbringing, isn't completely retarded and despite his obsession with trolls, brings almost everything bad that happens to him onto himself. There's something so pure about watching an idiot get gifts from god, whether it's stumbling into Youtube success or finding insane individuals to give him shocking amounts of money every month for absolutely nothing, only for him to play the cards he's dealt so badly that he perpetually ends up in a worse way than he was before. Getting actually annoyed by Phil would be the equivalent of getting angry at Tom for the 10 seconds he has the upper hand on Jerry every episode.
 
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Lmao people calling him out for being a gacha addict are "gross" surprised he didn't try to say they were spamming "racist" stuff like he usually does
DSP bitched at a game dev and got a response back in under a minute with the dev asking for a video to better help. Imagine the hubris to tell the dev to watch his game stream tomorrow instead of responding like a normal human.

On top of that business master DSP missed an actual opportunity to shill his content in a public form with a gave dev from the hawtest robustiest fighting game of the softcore gaming season. Never change you fat retard.
 
DSP bitched at a game dev and got a response back in under a minute with the dev asking for a video to better help. Imagine the hubris to tell the dev to watch his game stream tomorrow instead of responding like a normal human.

On top of that business master DSP missed an actual opportunity to shill his content in a public form with a gave dev from the hawtest robustiest fighting game of the softcore gaming season. Never change you fat retard.
Phil didn't think of it because he was so shocked that he got a reply. So many people ignore him that he's used to using that as something to bitch about, and on top of that, we know that in real life he's a complete coward. It's what makes his displays of hostility such a huge contribution to his perpetually terrible rep. He really would be an irrelevant repulsive tumor on a streaming platform's ass even without The Incident and any number of things he bizarrely CHOSE to follow that up with (like developing a crippling addiction to a mobile game that had to be publicly denied at all costs). You literally cannot watch an hour of any of his footage, from any given year, without seeing him at least
once turn into the guy he wishes he had the cajones to be all the time. No one ever thinks favorably of someone like that.
 
Yea things have gotten so bad on the rest of the site, Null cites us as an example of a chill board. Crazy if you remember his opinion a few months ago. Just the contrast between the vibe here and somewhere like the Kino Casino thread is night and day
Yeah no.
Personally I refuse to be mixed up with the top hatters and puzzle pieces I have seen in that thread. Mind you this is only 5 minutes of pointless arguments people are having with Null.
Having these pointless arguments that consist of pages and pages drama? At worst high school shit. Call me a "Null simp" but I like posting here and would like to for a little bit longer if not to get some real dregs of society into awareness (zoosadists/ ACTUAL pedophiles) or possibly caught with the help of some cool people.
Also dunk on some really weird Beauty Parlor people. I guess I also like you guys too.
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With that being said Nulls exposure to Phil now is minimal the knowledge of his shitty behavior maybe stopps after the bankruptcy. This argument though I won't have especially not with the mad. It devolves into getting mad over Phil. After all I think @Agent Proper said it best- its his website he can do what he wants.
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So it's the games fault that Phil has trolls trying to friendlist him due to his past and current transgressions, with treating every single friend, pet or business institution who has come into contact with him as someone to fleece, mainly to buy fast food, gatcha pulls and a closet full of crap, being the main issue with Phillips content

Never change Phillip :story:
 
DSP bitched at a game dev and got a response back in under a minute with the dev asking for a video to better help. Imagine the hubris to tell the dev to watch his game stream tomorrow instead of responding like a normal human.

On top of that business master DSP missed an actual opportunity to shill his content in a public form with a gave dev from the hawtest robustiest fighting game of the softcore gaming season. Never change you fat retard.
>Haha, I noticed that. He thinks his stream is the Sun that the earth revolves around. He's a never-ending Philosopher's Stone of golddust.

>I'd like to tip my hat to RobOnWheels. All Rob wanted him to do was stop talking shit, stop waving his hooves about, pick up the controller, stop stalling, and play the game. Piggy couldn't do that though. I can see the value in a handicapped person watching another handicapped person (DSP drank himself into being handicapped, but still) struggle, persevere, and (even if exploiting loopholes and getting handheld with guides and chat) beat a game.

Piggy can't do that though. He lives for this delusional "battle against the world/trolls" and he can't/won't stop sawed-off shotgun spraying everything around him with venom and toxicity. I raise my liquor sippy cup to you, RahbOnWheels; may your axles always stay greased.
 
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Yeah no.
Personally I refuse to be mixed up with the top hatters and puzzle pieces I have seen in that thread. Mind you this is only 5 minutes of pointless arguments people are having with Null.
Having these pointless arguments that consist of pages and pages drama? At worst high school shit. Call me a "Null simp" but I like posting here and would like to for a little bit longer if not to get some real dregs of society into awareness (zoosadists/ ACTUAL pedophiles) or possibly caught with the help of some cool people.
Also dunk on some really weird Beauty Parlor people. I guess I also like you guys too.
:cunningpepe:
With that being said Nulls exposure to Phil now is minimal the knowledge of his shitty behavior maybe stopps after the bankruptcy. This argument though I won't have especially not with the mad. It devolves into getting mad over Phil. After all I think @Agent Proper said it best- its his website he can do what he wants.
Shoutout to Oliveoil who's posts makes a guest appearence every Mad at the Internet stream. Big ups.

Personally I think the only reason its so calm is because Phil is so boring now. We're all in a rut. Essentially the ball is in Phil's court and he's refusing to play. Sure I can tune in after a few weeks but everytime I do its the same thing. I know that he's gonna obscure information from his audience and do everything he can to prevent them from realising how immoral Phil is. Any lore Phil drops is a rehash or retcon of shit he's said already. Even the active detractors- and I mean geniune one's not one's just trying to grift- I can count on one hand. I honestly think if we're still in this cycle by the end of the year either Phil will snap or some unhinged a-log will try to poke the bear.

My recommendation if you get bored but always find yourself the Internet is find new lolcows. That's what I do. There's a whole world of people just waiting to shock you.
 
i'm walking back my previous MATI stance on restreamers that monetize, i couldn't monetize if i wanted to, so i'm trying to be done being bitter.
That's all good and well, but the general dislike for certain streamers is their entitlement. No one is forcing them to do that for a living, and so it naturally leaves a bad taste in one's mouth to hear ANY of them try to justify their bullshit with the "muh job" excuse.

It's one thing when a YouTuber who had a series going, briefly, suddenly ends it and the handful of fans ask why, with the answer being that the cost wasn't offset by the reward. THAT is business. As long as they're not complaining, and/or attempting to force everything they do to yield the same in rewards every time, they can feel free to follow the money. The audience wants what it wants, and if you want to make the most money, you go along with it, or don't, and keep your gripes to yourself.

But the instant they act like the world owes them the priviledge of earning a living making YT videos or broadcasting themselves, they're being like Phil. Just like him, some of them simply need to get a job.
Someone should help Phail and send the video in question plus all the ones of his famous dev bashing
On one hand, people deserve to know who they're dealing with, but on the other hand, I fucking hate his whining when another bridge gets burnt by his past, because he always acts like it doesn't represent him now, even though you can find footage from this year that would get him blocked by any given dev.
 
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Lmao people calling him out for being a gacha addict are "gross" surprised he didn't try to say they were spamming "racist" stuff like he usually does
First of all, he didnt sir the dev? person.
Secondly... So dsp tweets there is a problen, gets an answer saying show it... nevermind, he doesnt show it. Lmao even he knows he is fuckin toxic, is he afraid of more exposure? That was his chance to go viral!

Edit: my new phone sucks balls!
 
First of all, he didnt sir the dev? person.
Secondly... So dsp tweets there is a problen, gets an answer saying show it... nevermind, he doesnt show it. Lmao even he knows he is fuckin toxic, is he afraid of more exposure? That was his chance to go viral!

Edit: my new phone sucks balls!
it's because there was nothing gross about the names of the friend requests, just wwe & begpiggy, no nigger or tranny or anything in the sjw reeee-zone
 
This is somewhat off topic, but given some of the newfag drama in other sections of the site I wanted to come and quickly make a post about this community. Despite the flack we get sometimes (which is often deserved), I think we are a good subforum overall, and I appreciate the time noobs take to lurk before posting. I don't post everyday, but I read often and I think we are one of the better parts of the site; exploring the threads of other cows reminds me of that. Jumping into the dspdiscussion reddit also reminds me how much better it is over here.

We all get retarded now and again, but I think most of the new users get the gist of what we got going on. We have a good mix of new and old on here and I think that helps keep the nature of the conversation focused and interesting. This is all despite the fact there are like 10x more posts per day on here than when I first joined.

Anyway, cheers to you 2020+ mates who learned/lurked. I like this forum and I hope we can maintain this great lighthearted spirit as new faces continue to fill our ranks.

:semperfidelis:
Obviously a newfag myself but I quite like this subforum compared to some others. I lurked the dsp forum for a while before making and account but going to other places on the farms for the first time lately and it's definitely a different feel. I think the bank leaks and champions discovery really helped with chilling people out. Like, how can you possibly get mad at Phil when you know he's just pissing it all away on a shitty wwe mobile game.
 
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