Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I knew I was right about this. Imagine getting $100k and not giving more than that. If he wasn't such an attention whore he'd have done it anonymously.
The one thing he's doing correctly is grift.

This relates to the grandmother with dementia story, because there's a reason so many scams have obvious spelling errors or logical mistakes in them. It does a good job of weeding out who the scammers would regard as timewasters - that is, people who don't send them money. So scams looking illegitimate is actually useful, because the people who respond despite it seeming so obvious to the rest of us are the people who are more likely to just send money no matter what warning signs appear. If it looked more legitimate on the surface, they'd get more interest, but not from people who would actually pay out - they might be interested, but something else will trigger their alarm bells before the actual giving of money, and reeling them in is usually a lot more work for a much smaller chance of a payout.

So Luke's scam benefits from his stupidity in that way. Most sensible people would look into his e-begging and realise he's lying or untrustworthy in general, and not donate. But the people who are too stupid to notice the warning signs that he's full of shit, or too idpol-addled that they ignore all their instincts and insist Trans Women Are Women - well, they're such useful idiots that they'll actually do Luke's 'job' for him and try to convince other people that any doubts are transphobic.

These are exactly the sort of victims scammers want, people who mindlessly believe and give and who take all evidence that they're being scammed and turn it into reasons why their scammer actually deserves the money  more, because everyone is lying about them, everyone is out to get him!

Not a cult, though. Ignore all parallels - like the police, logic hates troons and will lie about them to make them look bad.
The grift is certainly working for him but it's working DESPITE him I'd say. Everything else I completely agree on, if you are a troon who's high profile enough you can get away with just about anything however it leaves him in a very precarious situation, one wrong move and it'll cave in and bury him with it. It's already started with the other troons circling him like sharks when they smell blood in the water. It's exactly why he did that donation because before that chocolate troon attacked him he'd already said in no uncertain terms he wasn't donating a penny it was all his.
I’ve never understood FtM. Like I can get men who feel inadequate and unable to meet any standard or expectation of masculine success or achievement trooning out because of the benefits women get as well as incessant “slay kween” girl boss “women snake through life without breaking a sweat” propaganda.

But why would any woman even the plainest most undesirable one become a man? What on earth do they think they will get? I mean, I suppose if you are like so undesirable that even the most sex starved incel would say no, then I guess I could see it.

But it sounds like a super poor trade. As a woman even an ugly one gets attention and re affirmation in pity at least.
Slight PL: I grew up with a chick who went the FTM route and tbh I wasn't even surprised. They always acted like a guy, thought like a guy even spoke like a guy, just the whole nine yards. He's always looked vaguely like a guy anyway so he passes for just a short dude most of the time but he said to me one time that he really had no idea what guys go through on a daily basis. He's still planning on keeping this up but it makes sense that you see less FTM because the second they start getting treated like a guy they always say fuck that and peace out back to presenting as female. If you see a FTM who's been at it a while it usually because they are really committed to it. I can respect that but it being a troon is still mental illness.
 
Yeah that's why a lot of them [defecate in] their pants over deadnaming. It shows they can't run from their past, and the ones trooning out for that reason [really] HATE it. Why learn a healthy way to cope with your [mistakes] when you can demand everyone else step on eggshells and white knight to protect your fragile ego?
"Deadnaming" takes them out of the pretend world, but it is not just that. It takes away their power over others. Pretending their made up past is real is power. Using their pronouns is power. Accepting that middle class white guys are actually women and the most oppressed people in the world is power.
That is why the easiest way to make them a part of the 41% and build up your Kiwifarms Klub Kredit balance is to ignore them. That is their kryptonite. That logo cap will be yours in no time at all.
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I hope so, considering "facial feminization surgery" so often ends up like this:
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We could use the comedy.
These space aliens do a very poor job of fitting in with humans. They almost have human behavior down, but not quite. Not exactly. We can spot them even without the special sunglasses.
People block Lucas because there's nothing to be gained from interacting with him. He has no interest in having any discussion. All he wants to do his use bots and his army of Twitter ["r-persons"] to "ratio" wrong thinkers. He's an announce at most, not this great threat that anyone actually fears.
All he has in his sad little life is "ratio". These are the great battles that he is fighting. Being blocked means he cannot do that. How else can he and other loser trannies get those victories in the war against the haters, cyberbullies, and trolls?
You should feel bad. Try to make him an hero obviously. But do it out of pity, not anger.
 
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"Deadnaming" takes them out of the pretend world, but it is not just that. It takes away their power over others. Pretending their made up past is real is power. Using their pronouns is power. Accepting that middle class white guys are actually women and the most oppressed people in the world is power.
That is why the easiest way to make them a part of the 41% and build up your Kiwifarms Klub Kredit balance is to ignore them. That is their kryptonite. That logo cap will be yours in no time at all.
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These space aliens do a very poor job of fitting in with humans. They almost have human behavior down, but not quite. Not exactly. We see spot them even without the special sunglasses.
Or, they blocked him because he’s an annoying bacterial faggot, and it’s nice not to see him on your timeline/in your mentions.
Then again, I’m not wearing my (mental illness) thinking cap.
 
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These space aliens do a very poor job of fitting in with humans. They almost have human behavior down, but not quite. Not exactly. We see spot them even without the special sunglasses.
People block Lucas because there's nothing to be gained from interacting with him. He has no interest in having any discussion. All he wants to do his use bots and his army of Twitter tards to "ratio" wrong thinkers. He's an announce at most, not this great threat that anyone actually fears.
 
No matter how good the surgeons are, the fatness will cancel out any of the potential facial feminization operation's effects. It's easy to spend tens of thousands of dollars he didn't earn, but can he stop eating whole family meals daily like a pig? Doubt.
I dunno, the fatter they are the more androgynous they look, just check out some of the ‘female’ deathfats. The ones who are stick figures emphasise their hard, male features. Though let’s be real, they’re all ugly as sin
 
as soon as he turned 18 he did tranny porn with his micropenis, after his surgery in Thailand he went back and did some porn with his amhole, he was a "DJ" for promoting some Drag Queen event or something (clicking .wav files on a computer and wearing shitty headphones lol), he ran in Canuck politics under the communist party and only got 135 votes (lol womp womp), he did what he claims is "professional dominatrix work" but the reality is that he was a fat ugly fuck on Twitter and Onlyfans who had "professional tgirl dominatrix" in his Twitter bio lmao. He had like less than 5 people that ever paid him for anything and was living on disability.
Then as you may know he ran to Twitch and became an unfunny, untalented leech.
You're welcome.

So the little creep kiddie fiddler has never had a paying job? Hm. That could prove handy.
 
I dunno, the fatter they are the more androgynous they look, just check out some of the ‘female’ deathfats. The ones who are stick figures emphasise their hard, male features. Though let’s be real, they’re all ugly as sin
I'm aware of this androgynous look with fatties, but does facial feminization surgery affect it at all? I thought it would just be unnoticeable and become a total waste of money. Either way, maybe Lucas SHOULD eat more to pass, good idea.
 
People block Lucas because there's nothing to be gained from interacting with him. He has no interest in having any discussion. All he wants to do his use bots and his army of Twitter tards to "ratio" wrong thinkers. He's an announce at most, not this great threat that anyone actually fears.
To argue with Lucas is to argue with a child. It's just not worth it.
 
"Deadnaming" takes them out of the pretend world, but it is not just that. It takes away their power over others. Pretending their made up past is real is power. Using their pronouns is power. Accepting that middle class white guys are actually women and the most oppressed people in the world is power.
That is why the easiest way to make them a part of the 41% and build up your Kiwifarms Klub Kredit balance is to ignore them. That is their kryptonite. That logo cap will be yours in no time at all.
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These space aliens do a very poor job of fitting in with humans. They almost have human behavior down, but not quite. Not exactly. We see spot them even without the special sunglasses.
He was the one arguing about how Tim and the rest were harassing him so obviously they were going to block his ass so they could get some peace and quiet from Lucas bitching at them constantly. I literally laughed out loud at Lucas calling them middle school bully because Jesus that is so ironic it's making my brain shut down. Lucas me old china, for the love of god stop acting like Brianna Wu. John is a joke plain and simple and you, my mutilated, gloriously mentally ill man are going to end up making a tit of yourself with something retarded like Moon Rocks 2: Electric Boogaloo.
 
Agreed, even the paedo ones who you usually see drooling over little girls want to be a 12 year old with DD’s. Have you seen what their nips look like after surgery? The texture is pure body horror


Holy shit, the nipples are like googly eyes.
 
I didn’t even know you could get the areola to… Raise? Like that. I don’t even have the language to describe wtf is going on here
I think it could be something with hormones in troons? Floofymomo (incest furry in keffals discord) had weird bulging out nips. It's super disturbing
 
I think it could be something with hormones in troons? Floofymomo (incest furry in keffals discord) had weird bulging out nips. It's super disturbing
It's because men lack the specialized lobules in breast tissue women have and end up developing gynecomastia and tuberous breasts from HRT.
 
Or, they blocked him because he’s an annoying bacterial faggot, and it’s nice not to see him on your timeline/in your mentions.
Why would anyone other than a lolcow follower even bother reading some freak threatening to rape your mother 20 times a day despite having no dick? It's not like you have to keep an eye out for him for safety purposes.
 
Or if he actually was "in fear for his life" he could expand his search to 10-20 miles out, find an Airbnb, go somewhere not completely recognizable from a look out the window, etc. It's almost like the moron just wants to be swatted again in more luxurious circumstances.
that’s my concern. If Keffals was genuinely concerned about swatting wouldn’t they be getting out of the hotel the minute it was found out? I imagine it’s easier to swat a hotel than it is to swat his own home rn. in the case of the hotel you just give a room number and make something up. Now their home should be on record as a “call before entering” situation and far harder to get the cops to show up to.
 
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