Help me here, for I do not speak Troonglish.
WTH does "stochastic" mean to these morons, anyway? I thought it meant something "random", which is weird to apply to
something that you think is organized nefariously. Or maybe "technical", as in "Alejandro's assholes are stochastically open for business 24-7, but sometimes he dilates the front one, and it may not be in service at the moment."
Also, where the fuck are you getting that this is an "inside job" at BCH, Alejandro? You think no one else could possibly call someone there, or what?