DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Prophet Gaming]

Does anyone like Doody? I cannot stand the dogshit commentary and nasal voice. He’s not as big as a faggot as JamesTheLesser but he is climbing up there.

My issue with Doody and Pastor Miller is that they make up alot of the shit they try and either report on or debunk, and for them it's about making money. When Pastor Miller found out Somala went over to odyssey the first thing he asked was about if it paid well.

JamesTheLesser is great, I love his quick content as he will clip the good shit and leave out the borring trash.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He’s not getting an inheritance. His parents are middle class to the core. I guess you could call getting to sell their house some kind of inheritance…but that’s it.

His parents are surely blowing through whatever inheritance there might've been. That might be adding to his breakdown.

 

[Organized Derailment]

JamesTheLesser is great, I love his quick content as he will clip the good shit and leave out the borring trash.

JamesTheLesser is more autistic than DSP is. He doesn't even pronunce half of his words and his autistic rambling is always tough to get through, personally I can't stand him or Doody. I miss the old YT detractors

 

[Eekum Bokum]

So, did the forum explode while i was sleeping or something?

 

[Pargon]

I see what you're saying but I think there's some amount of jealousy with a lot of people here. It's retarded to spergout over how much someone makes regardless of how they earn it. It doesn't have any impact on you and your day to day life, and some people here go fully accessible for reasons I'll never understand. If planetjeff's wife died and he wants to throw 1k at Phil for revealing a cat, that to me is just comical, not rage inducing.

I can understand the frustration, though, at the same time. Nobody likes seeing a dickhead thrive. You want them to get what they dish out on a daily basis. You want that karmic realignment. You want the mounting consequences they’ve been avoiding for so long to come crashing down around their heads so they finally understand the result of all the negativity they’ve put into the world.

Or at least I do.

The problems being that, one, the universe doesn’t care about shit like that and, two, trying to force it to happen yourself is rightfully going to make you look like a raving lunatic. Imagine standing in front of a judge on your criminal trespass charge trying to explain that yes, Your Honor, I knew I was breaking the law but the defendant is an A-grade asshole and nobody was doing anything about it.

You gotta laugh. You just gotta. You got to let that shit out in ways that are neutral if not constructive. Otherwise you’re going to start thinking about all the other DSPs of the world, and that’s the shit which leads to real madness.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He’s not getting an inheritance.

He's getting one from PlanetDeadWife. But yeah, not from his own parents.

 

[Pisstrooper]

To steal a line from the stalinists, I really am sick of tone-policing around Phil. He's gotten pretty morally disgusting and I think genuine rage and a desire to see him completely ruined is a valid reaction. The whole, "just enjoy watching him x" thing is kind of retarded and no longer valid due to how awful he's gotten. I never really got that sentiment, and I suspect a lot of the Stockholm victims in his chat were former detractors who had this attitude which led them slowly to pignosis. Like it or not thats a significant portion of Phil's supporter base.

Phil is a vile person, perpetuating his gluttony, greed, and petulant manchild energy into the world via streaming. He represents peak consumer bugman mentalities, and he never takes an ounce of responsibility for being an absolute piece of shit. Blind rage is a completely healthy reaction for normal people to have toward someone like Phil, online or irl.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did he whip out the fake gout leg Saturday?

 

[Sup3r]

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Lmao people calling him out for being a gacha addict are "gross" surprised he didn't try to say they were spamming "racist" stuff like he usually does

I love that he was content to just spend his time bitching about it on his stream and do fuck all to try and get it fixed. He's waited nearly a week from the last time it happened and had no idea if it's still happening when he decided to bitch to a developer when announcing a patch. Because a problem is going to be fixed if it isn't brought to their attention right, Phil?

 

[Balr0g]

His parents are surely blowing through whatever inheritance there might've been. That might be adding to his breakdown.

Still waiting for the "My parents are so stupid. They gave everything to my drug addicted cousin" arc

 

[Somecatchyname]

I can understand the frustration, though, at the same time. Nobody likes seeing a dickhead thrive. You want them to get what they dish out on a daily basis. You want that karmic realignment. You want the mounting consequences they’ve been avoiding for so long to come crashing down around their heads so they finally understand the result of all the negativity they’ve put into the world.

Or at least I do.

The problems being that, one, the universe doesn’t care about shit like that and, two, trying to force it to happen yourself is rightfully going to make you look like a raving lunatic. Imagine standing in front of a judge on your criminal trespass charge trying to explain that yes, Your Honor, I knew I was breaking the law but the defendant is an A-grade asshole and nobody was doing anything about it.

You gotta laugh. You just gotta. You got to let that shit out in ways that are neutral if not constructive. Otherwise you’re going to start thinking about all the other DSPs of the world, and that’s the shit which leads to real madness.

He's not thriving. Which is why I don't really understand having any sort of jealousy towards Phil or any lolcow. They are their own worst enemies. You think if we all disappeared tomorrow that Phil still wouldn't be a stupid, ugly, greedy, self-centered narcissisic leech with a clear gambling and alcohol addiction? Of course he would because that is always who he was. He hates the internet when it allows people to see the truth about him. All lolcows do.

He hates his life. That's why he has to drink himself to sleep and why he uses his money on jpegs because being a whale in a mobile game that could shut down at any time is more valuable to his self worth than owning his house.

He has no hobbies. Unless you consider mindless spending and eating hobbies.

He has no meaningful relationships. His friends and the only woman that ever gave a damn about him are long gone and seem more than perfectly content to live life without him. His wife naturally doesn't want to spend time with him and is only there for her comfort. His pet, son hates him.

He has to beg people who he hates and considers lower than him for money while also having to suffer with the fact that they are the only ones who he appeals to are dented degenerates.

Phil or anyone on this forum is not worth your jealousy. His money doesn't even make him happy and that's the only thing he cares about.

 

[architects]

To steal a line from the stalinists, I really am sick of tone-policing around Phil. He's gotten pretty morally disgusting and I think genuine rage and a desire to see him completely ruined is a valid reaction. The whole, "just enjoy watching him x" thing is kind of retarded and no longer valid due to how awful he's gotten. I never really got that sentiment, and I suspect a lot of the Stockholm victims in his chat were former detractors who had this attitude which led them slowly to pignosis. Like it or not thats a significant portion of Phil's supporter base.

Phil is a vile person, perpetuating his gluttony, greed, and petulant manchild energy into the world via streaming. He represents peak consumer bugman mentalities, and he never takes an ounce of responsibility for being an absolute piece of shit. Blind rage is a completely healthy reaction for normal people to have toward someone like Phil, online or irl.

Couldn’t agree more. The policing has gotten more cringy then the people getting mad. You want to laugh…laugh…you want to get pissed…ain’t a thing wrong with it.

 

[marlintan]

Does anyone like Doody? I cannot stand the dogshit commentary and nasal voice. He’s not as big as a faggot as JamesTheLesser but he is climbing up there.

i like doody & jtl so people have a reminder ol' marlin isn't as bad as it gets

 

[myone]

It's retarded to spergout over how much someone makes regardless of how they earn it.

Spoken like someone who never had to work hard for their money. Not saying you haven't, but you speak like someone who hasn't.

I can relate to finding it pretty upsetting how (easily) some people make (and throw away) money on the internet, not appreciating their wealth and ease of life at all, while normal people have to work hard for every cent they make with honest work. For the most part I find DSP hilarious, but he's also an entitled fuck. That people give this guy money so that he can make 100k+, while farting in his gifted chair, is some kind of cosmic joke.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

>devout catholic
>never uses drama for views
>disease started affecting him, cured it with holistic medicine and positive thinking
>has great relationship with his son
>surrounds himself with positive people
>confuses bender with nibbler because he's not a nerd
>ascended beyond petty politics, believes simultaneously everything and nothing
>solo'd malenia
>eating hurts, does it anyway for his fans
>top 100 in extremely competitive mobile game
>has enormously thick wife that fulfills his getting-dominated-by-big-body fetish
>retards adore him, cripples bow to him (except rob that ephialtes)
>can cry on command
>sick leg drum solos
Why do we hate this guy again?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

It is perfectly normal to get annoyed at someone making more money than you for way less effort. What isn't normal is seething about it.

Get annoyed and rant then have a wank and calm down.

 

[Lord_Point]

>has great relationship with his son

You mean Derrich, right?

 

[Chernabog3000]

 

[Traian007]

I dont care if you get mad or not by phil getting money. he is still gonna be the same no matter what happens so its not worth the energy of getting mad or seething over it. He is phil burnell the boy eternally on level one.

 

[LieLieFyre]

So what if someone gets mad at DSP making money or at his actions? Just laugh at them too. You get double the stupid. So stop trying to change how other people behave it just makes it a circle of stupidity. Enjoy the ride and get your laughs from where you can.