DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Obviously a newfag myself but I quite like this subforum compared to some others. I lurked the dsp forum for a while before making and account but going to other places on the farms for the first time lately and it's definitely a different feel. I think the bank leaks and champions discovery really helped with chilling people out. Like, how can you possibly get mad at Phil when you know he's just pissing it all away on a shitty wwe mobile game.
Like 4 or 5 or so years ago we were indeed a lot more mad, angry. We had no idea where the money going, it made no sense. Some said dsp is a mastermind with a huge hidden bank account lmao.

But its booze, junkfood and oily half naked man pictures.
 
Personally I think the only reason its so calm is because Phil is so boring now. We're all in a rut. Essentially the ball is in Phil's court and he's refusing to play. Sure I can tune in after a few weeks but everytime I do its the same thing.
So in the past month Phil showed he had WWE Champions on his phone, ending that mystery, had several ranting meltdowns about it, went to war with RTU, and generally has been increasingly mentally unstable. By DSP standards, it has not been a rut or boring. If you mean there was no stream where Phil admits all his faults and says everything posted here was true, well, that day isn't coming. So by that standard he'll always be boring.
 
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(I went ahead and highlighted the obvious whale socks for convenience, although cannot guarantee others are not also whale socks.)
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Hey retard, if you wanted to see if anyone was restreaming DSP you could have typed 'DSPGaming' into the YouTube search bar and they would have populated first :story:
srflem is a whale sock as well, ndo103 is a whale (of the non-sock variety), and the rest are dents. Also, it is rumored that Philsmokescrack is actually Timbo.
 
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Lmao people calling him out for being a gacha addict are "gross" surprised he didn't try to say they were spamming "racist" stuff like he usually does

This is hilarious because it shows they didn’t even realize it was still a problem because Phil is the only piece of shit that draws THIS negative of attention.
 
it's because there was nothing gross about the names of the friend requests, just wwe & begpiggy, no nigger or tranny or anything in the sjw reeee-zone
Things like that never stopped him from lying. Don't forget that his current Grand Narrative when it comes to why his Twitter replies are in North Korea mode and why he used to have YT comments completely disabled is because da trollz were using them as a competition on who is gonna post the most racist stuff.
 
"People are REALLY gross with it" = People are telling the truth about me (I'm gross)
It's funny, because Phil shoots himself in the foot by (seemingly) assuming that dev knows what he means. They don't. They're going to assume it's really crass yo momma jokes and perhaps the appearance of certain words no game company wants associated with their brand.

What do you think they're going to make of it, upon discovering that Phil is getting pop-ups about a wrestling-themed mobile game? Considering that they won't understand the context, and Phil isn't going to explain it to them.
So in the past month Phil showed he had WWE Champions on his phone, ending that mystery, had several ranting meltdowns about it, went to war with RTU, and generally has been increasingly mentally unstable. By DSP standards, it has not been a rut or boring. If you mean there was no stream where Phil admits all his faults and says everything posted here was true, well, that day isn't coming. So by that standard he'll always be boring.
Yeah, I don't know what people expect, especially considering how uncomfortable Phil's existence has been, even before he showed Champions on his phone. The vest streak, his longest-lasting smugness yet, was two years ago, and he has been deteriorating ever since.
srflem is a whale sock as well, ndo103 is a whale (of the non-sock variety), and the rest are dents. Also, it is rumored that Philsmokescrack is actually Timbo.
I don't know who Timbo is, but Phil definitely knows whose sock account bears the name "PhilSmokesCrack", in order to be letting them get away with that. Like he said, 50 bit bitches mean nothing to him. You have to be a true whale to get special treatment. Only exception is Derich, which Phil is lucky goes unnoticed by anyone but us.
 
So Phil made more tips on a random Sunday night playing a fishing game…then his entire closet clean out marathon? His whales get weirder and weirder.
Nah, the dents are just waiting for the cheques to clear

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Phil know this so planned his ''Closet Cleaning'' accordingly
 
I just red the spergout about DSP and how un-fun and jealous we are about his money; nothing has to do with how much he rakes in.

You watch DSP to see :
- A toxic, paranoid hermit that will hide his feelings behind a curtain of hatred towards his fanbase.
- What a diseased mind with sweaty wrestlers living rent free in his head is willing to do to satisfy his addiction.
- How he can miraculously 'tard wrangle the disabled with autism.
- Scam his way out of the system at every turn.

It's the equivalent of going on a board I know nothing about like Amber and tell everyone ''Wow you guys are just jealous of how much food she eats lol''
 
srflem is a whale sock as well, ndo103 is a whale (of the non-sock variety), and the rest are dents. Also, it is rumored that Philsmokescrack is actually Timbo.
Though I did enjoy at the end when he get's a $1 tip from a anonymous tipper and proclaims "likely the last contribution of the night" and a minute later the $65 tip from Netcode rolls in that Phil says "Out of the blue" and "Thanks Netcode whoever you are"....Phil you need to work on your acting.
 
This is hilarious because it shows they didn’t even realize it was still a problem because Phil is the only piece of shit that draws THIS negative of attention.
If I had a twitter I would jump in and reply to the developers and try to help phil with getting this issue resolved- "You guys really need to address this issue immediately, phil can't stream your game properly because trolls call him a wwe champions addict when he plays it".

Just imagine how stupid this all is, in a roundabout way there's a ticket in their pipeline right now to help phil hide his wwe champions spending.
 
So in the past month Phil showed he had WWE Champions on his phone, ending that mystery, had several ranting meltdowns about it, went to war with RTU, and generally has been increasingly mentally unstable. By DSP standards, it has not been a rut or boring. If you mean there was no stream where Phil admits all his faults and says everything posted here was true, well, that day isn't coming. So by that standard he'll always be boring.
That day will come tho , when he gets caught doing something worse then he'll admit it and say that he changed to distract people
 
I just red the spergout about DSP and how un-fun and jealous we are about his money; nothing has to do with how much he rakes in.

You watch DSP to see :
- A toxic, paranoid hermit that will hide his feelings behind a curtain of hatred towards his fanbase.
- What a diseased mind with sweaty wrestlers living rent free in his head is willing to do to satisfy his addiction.
- How he can miraculously 'tard wrangle the disabled with autism.
- Scam his way out of the system at every turn.

It's the equivalent of going on a board I know nothing about like Amber and tell everyone ''Wow you guys are just jealous of how much food she eats lol''
I see what you're saying but I think there's some amount of jealousy with a lot of people here. It's retarded to spergout over how much someone makes regardless of how they earn it. It doesn't have any impact on you and your day to day life, and some people here go fully accessible for reasons I'll never understand. If planetjeff's wife died and he wants to throw 1k at Phil for revealing a cat, that to me is just comical, not rage inducing.
 
That day will come tho , when he gets caught doing something worse then he'll admit it and say that he changed to distract people
Serious question: does anyone think Phil will do something worse than anything he's already done? Realistically, every day of the rest of his life is just like today: stream, beg, gin, hogan. No better and no worse than that.
The only way I could see Phil sinking lower is if he does something really scummy during the divorce (which is at least 5 years off as of now) leaving Kat on the streets, or his parents really do become gravely ill and he unplugs their life support to save money for hogans. Those are low-probability scenarios though.
 
That day will come tho , when he gets caught doing something worse then he'll admit it and say that he changed to distract people
Depends on how he gets caught. He left Champions open on his phone in full view and that wasn't enough, while The Incident getting signal-boosted by Keemstar, as soon as it happened, was. In fact, aside from his racist greatest hits, it's the only thing I've seen Phil cop to being true. He has even straight-up said that he refuses to react to anything not on that level. It's why his "debunking" video has so much in it, where he either denies what footage proves real, or tries to retcon it. None of it went as viral as his O-face or "Nigga it's time!", so he feels comfortable going further in his lies about them than he ever dares with the two exceptions.

Basically what I'm saying is that Phil has to become the talk of the town on an utterly grandiose level, immediately upon whatever he says or does, before he'll become sheepish about denying cold hard reality. And even then, intense heat does not always get those results. After all, you think Phil wants to admit that Jasper's UTI was an attempt at a scam? That was a new low, he got smacked for it, and backed off, but I doubt he would cop to it today.

As for what he could possibly do to get worse, @Kosher Dill, that would be jumping at the chance to get his inheritance sooner, but as you say, that's not likely to come about. In fact, my bet is on them outliving their failure of a son.
 
Depends on how he gets caught. He left Champions open on his phone in full view and that wasn't enough, while The Incident getting signal-boosted by Keemstar, as soon as it happened, was. In fact, aside from his racist greatest hits, it's the only thing I've seen Phil cop to being true. He has even straight-up said that he refuses to react to anything not on that level. It's why his "debunking" video has so much in it, where he either denies what footage proves real, or tries to retcon it. None of it went as viral as his O-face or "Nigga it's time!", so he feels comfortable going further in his lies about them than he ever dares with the two exceptions.

Basically what I'm saying is that Phil has to become the talk of the town on an utterly grandiose level, immediately upon whatever he says or does, before he'll become sheepish about denying cold hard reality. And even then, intense heat does not always get those results. After all, you think Phil wants to admit that Jasper's UTI was an attempt at a scam? That was a new low, he got smacked for it, and backed off, but I doubt he would cop to it today.

As for what he could possibly do to get worse, @Kosher Dill, that would be jumping at the chance to get his inheritance sooner, but as you say, that's not likely to come about. In fact, my bet is on them outliving their failure of a son.
He’s not getting an inheritance. His parents are middle class to the core. I guess you could call getting to sell their house some kind of inheritance…but that’s it.
 
I see what you're saying but I think there's some amount of jealousy with a lot of people here. It's retarded to spergout over how much someone makes regardless of how they earn it. It doesn't have any impact on you and your day to day life, and some people here go fully accessible for reasons I'll never understand. If planetjeff's wife died and he wants to throw 1k at Phil for revealing a cat, that to me is just comical, not rage inducing.
exactly. planet jeff giving 1k to dave and scamming the other wheelchairs is funny. No matter how much he makes, he'll always be bankrupt. If he made a million dollars he'd be back in the same hole once again asking for money because of sweaty men and gin and fast food.
 
Yea things have gotten so bad on the rest of the site, Null cites us as an example of a chill board. Crazy if you remember his opinion a few months ago. Just the contrast between the vibe here and somewhere like the Kino Casino thread is night and day.
Honestly, as some one who bounces around the site, I do think this place is less fucking vitriolic overall. I never fully understood Null's dislike for us. Beyond us thinking Phil is the most important Lolcow and demanding features all the time.

That and the backstabbing around here.
Does anyone like Doody? I cannot stand the dogshit commentary and nasal voice. He’s not as big as a faggot as JamesTheLesser but he is climbing up there.
Honestly once you regard yourself as some sort of exposer of Phil's bullshit, you get a lot shittier in my eyes. That also said Doody has always been pretty weak shit. But, I don't count, because I don't like most content creators in the detractor sphere.
 
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