Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[KiwiFuzz]

Twitter clout is everything to him. Without it, he's just a failed male with a mutilated cock living in squallor with other failed males.

Fuck, even with it he's just a failed male with a mutilated cock living in squalor with other failed males.

 

[Chiropteran]

That boy is badly in need of de-crusting.

It's funny, with the scores of "women" who've visited the ranch, not one has taught him the wonders of Maybelline.

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Amazing what a camera that doesn't automatically do post processing and smoothing shows.

 

[chris driver]

ULTRA PREMIUM RARE KEVIN- BOYMODE VERSION
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Link | Archive

In the same thread, he attempts to grift for a Transformers hat which almost definitely costs less than the Conkler's Bad Fur Day mini-consoom he bought this week. The link goes to his Amazon wishlist and funnily enough, the hat is nowhere to be found. I decided to make another archive of the Amazon wishlist anyway.
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interesting post! (also LOL @ the transformers hat+conkers consoom part)
and that dog is adorable!

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin has lots of followers on Twitter. Run your event into the ground with tranny nepotism and he will sing the praises of your event to all of his followers on Twitter (of whom at least some are Kiwi Farmers).

"Kiss the ring, peasant."

Yeah anarcho-communism at it's finest. He IS the voice of the people, after all, he and him alone at the top of the hierarchy that doesn't exist in a good anarchocommune land. Why didn't anyone teach him how pathetic he looks for doing this?

Edit: God, this is breaking my brain. How lame it is to brag that your followers (on a site famous for bot accounts no less) online who need not to climb a paywall to access you outnumber paid for in person attendance, as S.C.U.D. pointed out? This shit was being made fun of as far back as 20 years ago. Not only that, how fucking tactless is this? Calling them out in public, implying they are weak compared to you due to you being a popular kid (unlike him in school) and that you have power over them due to your popularity (what), swing your dick around saying that it's not much he's asking for, just leave your fucking job you spent so much time into so the douche you hate comes back and your convention can be popular again (no money for you since you stepped down though lol get fucked tyrant), and this internet nobody with his army of followers who will NEVER set foot in Colorado, let alone Denver for DenFur, will make your con great again. Yeah, great fucking tactics there General, do you want to let him know you can't leave the house without anxiety and if you instigated a fight with him IRL you could be smacked down as lightly as Gunt was? Never let Kevin make any diplomacy decisions ever. He's too high off of Unwarranted Self Importance to do anything but bully others.


Also, if I was the person Kevin was responding to, I'd ask him, "if you, the fired couple, and your followers are so strong, why not make your own convention?" And then watch him stutter out something stupid and shit his pants, doing nothing but blocking me because lol you know why they can't.

 

[one_time_user]

lol at Kevin acting like he has big dick energy when we (gag) know better.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

lol at Kevin acting like he has big dick energy when we (gag) know better.

In reality he only has smelly Amhole energy

 

[AfghanBlue]

My theory is a combination of dehydration, lack of washing, and no exfoliation, plus major acne scarring. His skin is dehydrated (lacking moisture, not to be confused with dry, which is lacking oil) but there's excess oil and he doesn't exfoliate, so it gives it that weird crusty look. The fact that he injects foreign hormones probably doesn't help, Men just have thicker and rougher skin than women, and he obviously had major acne which is causing the craterous texture. He also doesn't seem to do any upkeep, so he looks...like that.

Edit: Has he mentioned if he ever took Accutane?

Let’s not forget the effects of Cortisone, from being totally stressed by losing one twitter follower on the reg.. and the lack of any relief due to not being able to coooooooooooooooooom

 

[stupid frog]

Horrifying thing I just wondered, how do MTF like Kevin smell?

Men and women do smell different, with men typically giving off a stronger scent, factors like diet can effect this too.

Things like high levels of dairy, strong spices and flavorings in regular cuisine, certain fats and oils, can make a difference in a person and group of peoples distinctive odor.

However the main reason for the difference in smell with men and women is down to hormones.
So a man who removes his testicles and actually takes estrogen, how does that affect their overall, complex musk which was evolved to attract mates?

he smells like sour dough, and penny loves it.

 

[Elk Sausage]

That boy is badly in need of de-crusting.

It's funny, with the scores of "women" who've visited the ranch, not one has taught him the wonders of Maybelline.

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God, he looks like someone's grandma if you got rid of the gauge and nose ring. Skin like beaten leather.

 

[FinnSven]

Semi rhetorical, but why the fuck do these people who dress as animals to commit deviant acts take themselves so seriously?

It’s like internet social media group/forum drama but it includes an IRL level so it can’t help but drag in and involve people who would be best off remaining ignorant about it.

I can actually understand though why it is this important to Kevvie. It’s one of the very few things that he conceivably could be a major player.
Not just a fat nobody on a ranch that is only interesting because of it’s unbelievable levels of broadcasted failure.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Semi rhetorical, but why the fuck do these people who dress as animals to commit deviant acts take themselves so seriously?

It is quite literally all they have.

Let's say you get insulted. Let's say it's an insult that really lands: someone says you have a tiny dick when you do have a real complex about it, or they say you have no girlfriend when she just dumped you the other day. In order to salve your ego and maintain your emotional equilibrium, you might say to yourself "Yeah, but I'm pretty good at guitar, or I just solo'd whatshisface in Elden Ring, or my mother says I'm handsome." In this way do you manage to salvage some scrap of pride.

Now let's say you don't have any of that. All your friends, all your relationships, all your free time is sunk into pretending to be an anthropomorphic skunk. If someone makes fun of your pervy hobby, you can't turn to anything outside of that hobby. It is the bedrock of your identity. You will defend it tooth and fucking nail, because it's not just a hobby anymore; it's your entire fucking life.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Semi rhetorical, but why the fuck do these people who dress as animals to commit deviant acts take themselves so seriously?

I always thought it was part of the Geek Social Fallacies, and was a big part of protecting your friend group.

my mother says I'm handsome."

I hope all kiwis have nice moms who tell them they're pretty or good looking in some respect. just don't think like chris

 

[Monolith]

God, he looks like someone's grandma if you got rid of the gauge and nose ring. Skin like beaten leather.

I don't see how you think he looks female.

 

[FinnSven]

I don't see how you think he looks female.

I know what they mean. It’s not exactly looking female, it’s more looking old, haggard and worn.

He is more like a seemingly impossibly old Russian peasant woman, than an old weatherbeaten, world weary man.

Unlike said elderly women, he is soft as shite, not tough like old boots and gnarled roots.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

I know what they mean. It’s not exactly looking female, it’s more looking old, haggard and worn.

He is more like a seemingly impossibly old Russian peasant woman, than an old weatherbeaten, world weary man.

Unlike said elderly women, he is soft as shite, not tough like old boots and gnarled roots.

Honestly I feel like after that latest picture, the 70's+ votes in the thread poll are gonna start bumping up a bit.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Honestly I feel like after that latest picture, the 70's+ votes in the thread poll are gonna start bumping up a bit.

But only because “one year, but he’s a pumpkin” isn’t an option.

 

[Oxyjen]

But only because “one year, but he’s a pumpkin” isn’t an option.

Kevin has a portrait hidden in the attic that stays exactly the same age

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin has a portrait hidden in the attic that stays exactly the same age

The picture of Kevin the Gay.

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

That boy is badly in need of de-crusting.

It's funny, with the scores of "women" who've visited the ranch, not one has taught him the wonders of Maybelline.

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I say this every hundred pages or so, but he desperately needs a phenol peel.

 

[Path Wanderer]

I think it’s time this thread was reminded that “Kathryn” once looked like this:

Fair to look upon? Not exactly, but not the face of a person totally un-respectable. This is the face of a person that has been lost to us; swallowed by the am hole