Aug 11 2022 - Case updated with "Waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" - Review scheduled for next year

[Funeral for a Furry]

I was thinking about how the first thing Chris will want to do is find that lot who tossed him/her to the curb & took Sonic chu away from them, & try & do some cringe version of Michael Myers.

 

[A-№1]

Probably. Aside from what I mentioned, I don't know if I would have noticed. What are the signs?

A big tard van out front is one of the more obvious ones. A perimeter fence is also a good indicator, as are ADA wheelchair ramps. Two entrances. Safety glass in the windows. An overlarge population of obviously unrelated residents of a single gender, as well as the residents themselves: if you see something like Chris living at a house with other people, you can bet it's a tard home. Signs of that nature. Also if you do a wifi scan and you see an ESSID with words like "faith" or "hope" or "life", there's a good chance a tard home is somewhere nearby.

That's not to say every tard home has all these features, but they'll all have some combination of them and more.

Imagine the bullshit this guy has to deal with applying for jobs or online dating when people Google his name.

I don't know about that. It could be a form of internet anonymity, since he's obviously not OPL. This guy could probably commit murder and still not make it up the google rankings.

 

[Smleman303]

It is much cheaper for the state. A home is very expensive to run or host someone in.
If he is functioning enough that they can get away with just having an aid or social worker visit him a few hours per week, that would be orders of magnitude cheaper.

If he is functioning enugh that this is a possibility then that is what they will do. To not waste taxpayers money.

They have his tugboat to pay for a home.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

If Barb needs Medicaid for long-term care, she has to dispose of any assets over a very small amount, which would mean selling off the house. She's unlikely to give Chris any of that.

I read the rules, and they can't forcibly take the house until you're dead. And they can't take the house when you die if you have a cripple/tard kid who you want to live there.

I don't think anyone is going to make the effort to secure the house for Chris though. Heilberg has probably told Chris that it's possible, and Chris has latched onto it out of tard hope.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Does Chris even know how to ride a bicycle?

I could see Chris on a crappy moped, no license, registration, or insurance needed which means more money for lego and vidja. Also anything bigger than 50cc and he'd probably off himself pronto. Ya can get Chinesium ones on Amazon now for about $1000.

Assuming he could ride one without killing himself, the issue he'd run into is that he's a tard who doesn't know how to do basic maintenance. That maintenance is gonna be more frequent with a small engine and ya really think Chris is gonna remember to change the oil or lubricate the chain regularly? Or if he got a two stroke, he'd probably fuck up the oil/gas mixture and cause the engine to seize.

Chris rode a bike at one point, but gave up fairly quickly after he fell and skinned his knee.

Still, Chris' best choice for transportation at this point would probably be an electric bicycle. Way less maintenance than a moped, can't fuck it up with a bad fuel/oil mixture like on a two-stroke, and way cheaper to operate.

 

[Dread First]

Fifteen is being extremely generous. Chris is more like an eight to ten year old mentally with the horny perviness of a teenager.

This might (or perhaps does) sound autistic, but I don't think Chris is mentally a child, or even a teenager for that matter. He certainly has facets of his personality that haven't progressed since he was 8/12/14/whatever the fuck. But on the whole? I'd argue that he's been quite aware of his own adulthood for quite a long time.

Pre-Idea Guys Chris (i.e. 2014-2016) wasn't some unfortunate tard who suffered from arrested development. 2011, what with Bob's death and Chris taking on more of the housework (or what he called "housework") that Bob used to do made him adjust pretty quickly at the tender age of 29.

@Marvin has said it time and again in the past, but Chris has the capacity to budget. Remember all the mind-numbing amounts of begging videos that Chris used to put out like 6-7 years ago? You could tell when he was feigning being helpless if he was vague about whatever expenses he was talking about so that he can get a new toy or if there were genuine bills that were looming and Barb's toxic spending prevented her from paying for it out of whatever pension/SSI she collects. When Chris was forced to spoon Barb during their time in the rental house, he spent the bulk of his money that he got from the Sonic Totem on getting a new bed so that he could get the fuck away from her.

Chris's ultimate failure is that he time and again ignores epiphanies and/or life lessons that he had, that on some fundamental level, he was capable of processing. I know he's an incomprehensible tard, but I don't think an adult tard with the literal mindset of an 8-year-old would be able to do anywhere near the amount of stuff that Chris could do on a daily basis pre-arrest.

 

[AnOminous]

I read the rules, and they can't forcibly take the house until you're dead.

No, but they can definitely not give you Medicaid for long-term care until you are beneath the asset and income threshold to qualify. The two means to get beneath this are asset spend down and income spend down. Medicare, which Barb does qualify for, does not cover long-term care. Medicaid does, but is conditioned on a needs-based test.

Long-term care

Medicare doesn’t cover long-term care (also called custodial care) if that's the only care you need. Most nursing home care is custodial care, which is care that helps you with daily living activities (like bathing, dressing, and using the bathroom).

https://www.medicare.gov/coverage/long-term-care

And why in the world would you need long-term care after you were dead?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

@Marvin has said it time and again in the past, but Chris has the capacity to budget. Remember all the mind-numbing amounts of begging videos that Chris used to put out like 6-7 years ago? You could tell when he was feigning being helpless if he was vague about whatever expenses he was talking about so that he can get a new toy or if there were genuine bills that were looming and Barb's toxic spending prevented her from paying for it out of whatever pension/SSI she collects. When Chris was forced to spoon Barb during their time in the rental house, he spent the bulk of his money that he got from the Sonic Totem on getting a new bed so that he could get the fuck away from her.

Chris's ultimate failure is that he time and again ignores epiphanies and/or life lessons that he had, that on some fundamental level, he was capable of processing. I know he's an incomprehensible tard, but I don't think an adult tard with the literal mindset of an 8-year-old would be able to do anywhere near the amount of stuff that Chris could do on a daily basis pre-arrest.

Chris can budget, but that doesn't mean he won't fuck his own budget up.

For someone with a condition like his, even if you carefully planned out your monthly budget, when you really want something *right now* your judgement goes out the window and you spend the rent money on the shiny that's captivated your attention.

If you're self-aware enough you immediately regret it and try to find a way to not fuck yourself over. If you're a mild case, and have a reasonable income, you leave yourself some padding in advance to keep yourself from screwing up. In Chris' case, he eBegs.

 

[Holiday Special]

Chris is typical white trash that can make the minimum payments but cannot plan ahead for an emergency. He also cannot let a credit card not be maxed out. Impulsive.

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

The fact that all of this is seemingly going to go out with a whimper and not a bang is disappointing on many, many fronts.

The bang is what got Chris locked up for the last year.

 

[Aegeus]

The bang is what got Chris locked up

And the whimper is what Barb did every three days after her poor Barbussy got bashed by an angry duck that hungered for tom-tom to pound.

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

They were too fucking old to have a kid at their age, let alone a special needs one like Chris. The most damaging thing in Chris’ life was them just allowing him to stew alone in his room because they were too boomery to understand how damaging his online activities were.

Their age was likely the reason Chris is autistic. There's a strangling between stale eggs and autists, especially backed up by the extreme increase in autistic births coinciding with the average age of mothers rising closer to 40 in the late 1990s.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

My guess is that they will not touch the issue because it is not the issue at hand. They are worried about his criminal acts, behaviors, and beliefs. They are not concerned about him being a tard in a dress.

They don't realize that it's the issue at hand. A pants shitting retard, who LARPS as a woman. Taking away the LARP would effectively force Chris to drop the act and accept what he's done.

 

[Rupin]

"When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you."


Does he know how to ride a bike? I know he got one when he was younger. Either he didn't know how to ride one, or he was lazy.

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I think that bike joined the hoard.

I think the bike was never used.

 

[Jon Osterman]

This might (or perhaps does) sound autistic, but I don't think Chris is mentally a child, or even a teenager for that matter. He certainly has facets of his personality that haven't progressed since he was 8/12/14/whatever the fuck. But on the whole? I'd argue that he's been quite aware of his own adulthood for quite a long time.

Chris's ultimate failure is that he time and again ignores epiphanies and/or life lessons that he had, that on some fundamental level, he was capable of processing. I know he's an incomprehensible tard, but I don't think an adult tard with the literal mindset of an 8-year-old would be able to do anywhere near the amount of stuff that Chris could do on a daily basis pre-arrest.

It definitely is an exaggeration to say he hasn't progressed past his teens. It seems that he only really grown up in the ways that he needed to (mainly budgeting and having to go out and get things). Other than that, he still plays with toys, has an awful grip on reality like a child would, uses stupid euphemisms (Has he stopped doing this? I haven't been paying attention), and in general doesn't act his age. So it is true that he's hasn't grown up at all, but I'd argue that on the whole he still acts like a child.

 

[NewtypeSperg]

uses stupid euphemisms (Has he stopped doing this? I haven't been paying attention)

Naa, I think they show up in the jail letters.

 

[A-№1]

I think the bike was never used.

That wasn't the first bike he ever got, and he managed to (slightly) injure himself on a bike, so he's ridden a bicycle at least once. I think this is covered in the Jackie (or possibly Kacey) saga.

Chris could ride, but he was too lazy to pull his bicycle out of the shed it was stuffed into.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Chris rode a bike at one point, but gave up fairly quickly after he fell and skinned his knee.

Still, Chris' best choice for transportation at this point would probably be an electric bicycle. Way less maintenance than a moped, can't fuck it up with a bad fuel/oil mixture like on a two-stroke, and way cheaper to operate.

I give it less than a month before a ween either gives or buys him a cheap clunker to drive. He won't be wheel less for long.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Still, Chris' best choice for transportation at this point would probably be an electric bicycle. Way less maintenance than a moped, can't fuck it up with a bad fuel/oil mixture like on a two-stroke, and way cheaper to operate.

I hate to be the mototard, especially given my profile, but I don't think a bike or an e-bike would work for someone like Chris. Putting aside the obvious issue of laziness, Ruckersville has a lot of "stroads" as they called now, half highway half roads that have no sidewalk, bike line or place to operate anything that is not a motor vehicle. There really isn't the infrastructure needed to ride a bike or an e-bike over a long distance. You need something with a motor in rural America. Given that the Sonichu-mobile has not been started in a year and was likely in poor condition to begin with, he may not be able to drive that (although he could probably get it repaired, assuming it is not under Barb's name). It may not even be legal to ride an e-bike on the route from Chris' house to Walmart or his likely court dates/probation, given the layout of Ruckersville.

I can see one of two possibilities for Chris: Either the aforementioned chinese scooter, or a shitbox car. Either one will break down in 6 months and will leave him begging on the side of the road for financial help. Tao Tao or Yugo, which will Chris choose?

I give it less than a month before a ween either gives or buys him a cheap clunker to drive. He won't be wheel less for long.

The fees alone to transfer a vehicle are fairly high in VA. Even if the car is a gift (highly unlikely given the car shortage) you owe taxes and fees on a car. Chris has no money, could he even afford the taxes?

Edit: Here are the taxes alone in VA on transferring a car:
Code § 58.1-2402, Virginia levies a 4.15% Motor Vehicle Sales and Use (SUT) Tax based on the vehicle's gross sales price or $75, whichever is greater

Given the inflated prices of cars these days, lets assume someone gives him a $3,000 car (For some fucking reason) that is $125 in taxes,

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Given that the Sonichu-mobile has not been started in a year and was likely in poor condition to begin with, he may not be able to drive that (although he could probably get it repaired, assuming it is not under Barb's name).

The final iteration of Son-Chu was Barb's 2002 Dodge Caravan, which Chris drove to the hotel where he was arrested.
During Chris's incarceration, Barb got into an accident and it was totaled. She suffered two broken ribs and a concussion.