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PROLOGUE
*A young boy returns home from school to find his father staring out of a window. He looks lost in a day dream*
Son: "Daddy?"
*the father is mumbling something to himself. The boy doesn't understand much but the phrase 'muh vidya' keeps getting repeated*
Son: "DADDY!"
*startled* Father: "Oh, sorry my boy. I was just reminiscing about something"
Son: "About what?"
*The old man lets out a
. It looks like he's gonna crash into slumber*
Father: "Sit down boy, I have a story to tell you."
*they sit on a couch together*
Father: "A long time ago, there was a war against evil. A bitter conflict was fought against an enemy who's tentacles infested everywhere, who's influence was almost absolute. Their corruption could be witnessed in everything a good man could hold dear....
*the boy is interested. He didn't knew his dad fought in a war*
...There was a resistance amongst a few of us. A brotherhood of like minded individuals who could see the enemies grip on our country and swore to stop it in it's tracks, even reverse it with time. We built coalitions where we could and eventually fought our opponents head-on in the battlefield...
*the boy is enamored. All his dad does is collect welfare and play videogames, he never knew of his life before that. He imagined his dad in army fatigues standing as tall as a mountain and as solid as the foundations of the earth itself*
....There was a terrible, almighty conflict. (he tears up) Many of my friends were driven away in fear. I soldiered on as long as I could, but alas, eventually even I couldn't hold out. The enemy overwhelmed us and cut out our supply routes. We never recovered. They won and you live in their world now. I'm sorry my boy."
*The boy not considering the implications of losing wanted to know more*
Son: "Where were you stationed daddy! Iraq? Afghanistan?"
Father: "Oh, it wasn't like that! I was fighting the SJWs on the internet!"
*It takes a moment, but the boy realizes that his father is a gigantic pussy*
Son: "I WANT AN ADOPTION"
*the son gets up and walks way, leaving his father to wallow in his shattered dreams*
"The boys who cried SJW"- People who think SJWs are the next hitler
This is a rather diverse group of people we're considering, but they all have one common thread- SJWs are not a source of curiosity and entertainment, but rather a tyranical force of evil with their hands in every pie. In real life this is not the case, but for these people the SJWs are the next world eaters. Content can include (but is not limited to):
Enjoy!
*A young boy returns home from school to find his father staring out of a window. He looks lost in a day dream*
Son: "Daddy?"
*the father is mumbling something to himself. The boy doesn't understand much but the phrase 'muh vidya' keeps getting repeated*
Son: "DADDY!"
*startled* Father: "Oh, sorry my boy. I was just reminiscing about something"
Son: "About what?"
*The old man lets out a
. It looks like he's gonna crash into slumber*Father: "Sit down boy, I have a story to tell you."
*they sit on a couch together*
Father: "A long time ago, there was a war against evil. A bitter conflict was fought against an enemy who's tentacles infested everywhere, who's influence was almost absolute. Their corruption could be witnessed in everything a good man could hold dear....
*the boy is interested. He didn't knew his dad fought in a war*
...There was a resistance amongst a few of us. A brotherhood of like minded individuals who could see the enemies grip on our country and swore to stop it in it's tracks, even reverse it with time. We built coalitions where we could and eventually fought our opponents head-on in the battlefield...
*the boy is enamored. All his dad does is collect welfare and play videogames, he never knew of his life before that. He imagined his dad in army fatigues standing as tall as a mountain and as solid as the foundations of the earth itself*
....There was a terrible, almighty conflict. (he tears up) Many of my friends were driven away in fear. I soldiered on as long as I could, but alas, eventually even I couldn't hold out. The enemy overwhelmed us and cut out our supply routes. We never recovered. They won and you live in their world now. I'm sorry my boy."
*The boy not considering the implications of losing wanted to know more*
Son: "Where were you stationed daddy! Iraq? Afghanistan?"
Father: "Oh, it wasn't like that! I was fighting the SJWs on the internet!"
*It takes a moment, but the boy realizes that his father is a gigantic pussy*
Son: "I WANT AN ADOPTION"
*the son gets up and walks way, leaving his father to wallow in his shattered dreams*
"The boys who cried SJW"- People who think SJWs are the next hitler
This is a rather diverse group of people we're considering, but they all have one common thread- SJWs are not a source of curiosity and entertainment, but rather a tyranical force of evil with their hands in every pie. In real life this is not the case, but for these people the SJWs are the next world eaters. Content can include (but is not limited to):
- Panicking about SJWs to the point of hyperbole/hysteria
- Conspiracy theories that make Alex Jones look tame
- Vendetta's that go waaayyyy too far.
- Trying to pwn SJWs and failing
Enjoy!
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