DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[N0thingICanDo]

" Guys I really like this game, so why can't you give me money for that? Kat is crying downstairs for fucks sake"




Derich retwweted it, his signature "definitely " sounds extra harious here

 

[Seth MacFartman]

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Closet-Diver? Is that a new way of saying that DSP Dives into the closet to hide his homosexual tendencies?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

" Guys I really like this game, so why can't you give me money for that? Kat is crying downstairs for fucks sake"

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Derich retwweted it, his signature "definitely " sounds extra harious here

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Do either of these idiots know how quotation marks work?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Do either of these idiots know how quotation marks work?

Derich saw a whore do this one time as a way to emphasize and he's basically been doing it ever since when he wants to emphasize words

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Derich saw a whore do this one time as a way to emphasize and he's basically been doing it ever since when he wants to emphasize words

By "whore", you mean DSP? Granted, Phil uses air quotes, and he's a gatcha whore, but the idea is there.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

 

[Shirō Ishii]

By "whore", you mean DSP? Granted, Phil uses air quotes, and he's a gatcha whore, but the idea is there.

Would you like to see his thread?

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Toxic to the point that he could succumb to his own poison in him.

 

[BeatboxBill]

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[Pisstrooper]

Derich saw a whore do this one time as a way to emphasize and he's basically been doing it ever since when he wants to emphasize words

He learns all of his speech pattern from porn, pornstars, and DSP. I imagine his speech sounds like a horrific pidgin from some barely sentient tribe of lovecraftian sex-fiend fishmen.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Probably the funniest postings on this thread have to be when there's a post in his chat the image of him shifting his butter soft bitch ass to the side to delete the message.

The best one of this year has to be when he cried crocodile tears for T and LiMB'd people at the same time.

 

[Chernabog3000]

The best one of this year has to be when he cried crocodile tears for T and LiMB'd people at the same time.

Lean In Manual Cry

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil claims to be a big Gremlins fan, learns that that the main villain of the film will be a dlc character, allegedly gets hype and puts on Hot Topic Gremlins shirt to entice mentally challenged audience to send in more tips while playing Multiversus, doesn’t get a lot of tips, incorrectly calls the character Spike instead of Stripe, yells at disabled low income viewers for not getting excited for Hot Topic shirt and not tipping appropriately.

What an amazing string of fails centered around the 1984 film called Gremlins.

I bet that a majority of his viewing audience most likely had no clue this movie existed until today.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil claims to be a big Gremlins fan, learns that that the main villain of the film will be a dlc character, allegedly gets hype and puts on Hot Topic Gremlins shirt to entice mentally challenged audience to send in more tips while playing Multiversus, doesn’t get a lot of tips, incorrectly calls the character Spike instead of Stripe, yells at disabled low income viewers for not getting excited for Hot Topic shirt and not tipping appropriately.

What an amazing string of fails centered around the 1984 film called Gremlins.

I bet that a majority of his viewing audience most likely had no clue this movie existed until today.

This all culminates one day in the future when Phil or Kat (depending on whos knees give out first) will get flung out of the second story window from a malfunctioning chair lift.

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

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He sounds like he is going to cry because he was so excited for the Gremlins character guys but nobody will give him money. He's just so tired, he had to react to Kpop again today ON TOP of his "full time interactive and on demand 6 days a week with no free time" job in which he not only works harder than any of his fans, but he works harder than the losers at kiwifarms and keemstar too.

Fans asked him for years now to learn a new fighting game in addition to old school Street Fighter, and no one is supporting him learning the new popular fighting game Multiversus. Dave your dents don't want you to learn a smash like party fighter in which you won't even play with members, they want you to learn a 2d competitive fighter and not give up the second time you get bodied after a week of playing the game like KOF15.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Come on you fat fuck retweet that dev and tell him you wrong. Apologise for whining over NOTHING.

I have a question I'd like to ask.

Hypothetically, if Phil put up a decent incentive to give him money, does the confirmation that he literally burns what you give him on Uber eats and phone jpegs lean you towards it being worth it or would you still be disinclined?

And I mean something actually worth money I don't mean some lame troll tip he half reads then bans you over. Something actually fun (For myself, perhaps getting a full set in a fighting game with him for $3?).

Because at the end of the day you technically got what you wanted and whatever he earns he has no selfcontrol over and will lose regardless. So that's a win, right??

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There are people who deserve to be paid for the work they put in but I never drop a penny if I can. Life is too chaotic to show up like clockwork to give a person a dollar which is a drop in a pond.
Adonis Paul is good example. Dude hand draws his podcast and animates it on the fly for five nights a week.
Honestly if I can't simply say "hey thanks for the content" without money attached to get you to notice me I don't want to give you money at all.

Tl;dr. NO MORAHN I CAN'T CONTRIBUTE BECAUSE BIG BILL IS CUMMING.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

AGAIN
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He writes the word as how he pronounces it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

they want you to learn a 2d competitive fighter and not give up the second time you get bodied after a week of playing the game like KOF15.

KOF XV is not a competitive fighter plus it's dead. Debunked. Have you forgotten how Phil completely exposed the game? KoF XV's entire meta is to do damaging combos and that's not skill, that's dumb shit for the kiddies. Don't you know that having to burn 1 and a half meter to do a 50% combo is easy scrub shit while doing a single 360 grab in Super Turbo, getting lucky with the damage RNG and doing 60% damage off of one throw is the peak of skillful gameplay?

 

[strandedcastaway]

"These people don't even get to me anymore dood, I just ignore it."

Imagine being such a humorless fuck you ban someone over saying "kahntent".

 

[Coke Zero]

His fans not paying up for this game is one of the most hilarious things to come out of the dsp universe in a while. I have to agree with phil here, I'm also perplexed on why they aren't kahntributing. Not saying this game or phil playing it is very interesting but its really no different than anything else he plays, all of his streams are shitty and boring so why do the dentheads not like this one game in particular? They'll pay up for 20 year old RPGs and fishing games but when its something phil actually seems halfway interested in, they dont support him. He seemed like he was on the verge of tears over it last night and its hilarious, I hope he has to wagequit the one game he actually wants to play.