DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Sure Dave could be lying, but a vacuum is a big load that can trip the breaker if the circuit is already loaded up. Or he just got a brownout and doesn't know what he's talkin about. In a residential building the lights and outlets are on a single circuit so he'd know if the breaker actually tripped if the lights went out.
Sorry for showing my power level, but I live in a duplex, and in my living room, if the floor standing AC unit is turned on, the draw to start the compressor is enough to cause my audio receiver and PS4 to trip their internal breakers and shut off!
 
Along these lines......................That Being Said seemed confused as to where the gin meme came from. Wasn't it from the bottles of Tanqueray in the gaycation hotel video?
There's a bunch of his old vlahg videos where you could see handles of gin either on the nightstand or the counter.

There must be some kind of catch.
Well WWE Champions released 6 star sweaty men not long ago so he needs that money he really does...
 
Phil wanted to before but "trolls ruined it". I'm not sure it's a great idea for Phil though as we've seen there's a finite amount his dents can spend on him, therefore Phil could be doing something for money when he could be doing nothing, as usual.
I don’t disagree with you but with Phil as with other high-profile cows it seems like there’s always some new dipshit lurking in the shadows like a sex pervert ready to ejaculate their autism all over the fucking place as soon as they’re given the right opportunity.

I do agree that the largest barrier to him doing so is, as always, himself and needing to do something with his offstream time that isn’t sleeping, eating, drinking, shitting or playing phone games.
 
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Lol, so now he's looking at selling the closet crap? Why would he make such a sensible financial decision? That's nothing like DSP.

There must be some kind of catch.
Or his mind is on putting off the new PC for awhile because Rich blew up that scam, and he accidentally typed out his behind the scenes plans. The dents aren't supposed to be aware of when he sells shit and what he gets for it, since the money will never go where it should've according to his bullshit narrative.
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Zero chance of living with that name but good point
Phil is dumb for thinking that snuffing out any references to his non-secret has ever helped. All it did was further confirm that it was him, and all it does now is show how much it bothers him that everyone knows he's a loser who spent over $100k on a mobile game.
 
Phil claims to be a big Gremlins fan, learns that that the main villain of the film will be a dlc character, allegedly gets hype and puts on Hot Topic Gremlins shirt to entice mentally challenged audience to send in more tips while playing Multiversus, doesn’t get a lot of tips, incorrectly calls the character Spike instead of Stripe, yells at disabled low income viewers for not getting excited for Hot Topic shirt and not tipping appropriately.

What an amazing string of fails centered around the 1984 film called Gremlins.

I bet that a majority of his viewing audience most likely had no clue this movie existed until today.
Perfect oppurtunity to do a watch-along of Gremlins with his fans, but phil has the acumen of a sloth.
 
Dave being tahxic on stream about Multiversus not getting tons of support cause apparently his fans want to see Smash Bros.

How does Dave not get that he doesn't have to be an expert at a multiplayer game to have an entertaining stream?
It's funny when the paying viewers tell him what they'll pay for and he says fuck you.
He cuts gin with sprite? God what a fucking troglodyte that's a terrible mix, gin is an herbal liquor and pretty bitter regardless of the blend and you're mixing it with a super sugary soda? Sounds like something he picked up at basketball american high.
No one said he knew how to drink..........
 
Ya know, I was getting bored and real life got busy, but FGC phil might be a highlight.

Hes doing it again hes trying to be FGC guy like roofl, crofts, mcmuscles, nurse lee, max, sajam, anime illuminati.

I mean he took nurse Lee's take on sf6 juri and put it through th capcom king of hate biner filter and posted it as his own.

Now I swear that this whole pros hated him cause he was such a huge FGC name on youtube and they were jealous of his success is the maximillian story put through the dsp filter....so odd

and he cant do that now cause game devs made too many games and he only jokes about shitting on the netcode.

Its like dsp vs reality but more laser focused on one thing.

This is the person people are getting thier smash panties in a bunch over cause he "likes" MvS more
 
Yeah no.
Personally I refuse to be mixed up with the top hatters and puzzle pieces I have seen in that thread.
The kino casino thread is particularly bad because those two are just grifters like DSP but there's people in there wishing them death.
Obviously a newfag myself but I quite like this subforum compared to some others. I lurked the dsp forum for a while before making and account but going to other places on the farms for the first time lately and it's definitely a different feel. I think the bank leaks and champions discovery really helped with chilling people out. Like, how can you possibly get mad at Phil when you know he's just pissing it all away on a shitty wwe mobile game.
People still manage it.
Honestly, as some one who bounces around the site, I do think this place is less fucking vitriolic overall. I never fully understood Null's dislike for us. Beyond us thinking Phil is the most important Lolcow and demanding features all the time.

That and the backstabbing around here.

Honestly once you regard yourself as some sort of exposer of Phil's bullshit, you get a lot shittier in my eyes. That also said Doody has always been pretty weak shit. But, I don't count, because I don't like most content creators in the detractor sphere.
The majority of the site used to be archival focused and now we're lucky if 1% read the archival tutorial thread. Now every thread is seething over some retard's existence. Most of them are like DSP, actually retarded just not obviously so. There DSP thread used to stand out in how often people would get MATI over it and people would regularly take breaks. Now despite not having changed much, infact it's a little worse because people don't call out seethers anymore. But somehow the rest of the forum is way worse. I called this when he started courting normies.
To steal a line from the stalinists, I really am sick of tone-policing around Phil. He's gotten pretty morally disgusting and I think genuine rage and a desire to see him completely ruined is a valid reaction. The whole, "just enjoy watching him x" thing is kind of retarded and no longer valid due to how awful he's gotten. I never really got that sentiment, and I suspect a lot of the Stockholm victims in his chat were former detractors who had this attitude which led them slowly to pignosis. Like it or not thats a significant portion of Phil's supporter base.

Phil is a vile person, perpetuating his gluttony, greed, and petulant manchild energy into the world via streaming. He represents peak consumer bugman mentalities, and he never takes an ounce of responsibility for being an absolute piece of shit. Blind rage is a completely healthy reaction for normal people to have toward someone like Phil, online or irl.
Lol like this. Phil is "vile". He's vile like disgusting, like burping, belching, being unshowered, and beating his meat where he streams. He's not vile like most of the other threads, pedos, diaper fetishists, troons who groom, grooming furries, etc. He's just a mentally disabled streamer lol. Calm down.
One of the funniest days in history will be the day WWE champions closes it's servers and Phil has to comprehend that his favorite gacha fix is gone forever. I wish I could see the look on his face.
That's the problem. He can't face these emotions and your brain is quite good at protecting you from that kind of pain. He will rush to a new game he might not even like to distract him rather than feel the full force of the blow. Actually feeling the blow means coming face to face with the pure waste of the account and thus he can't acknowledge it. Like his 3k marvel Future fight account.
A few years from now, on a normal lookin day, he signs off from the first stream "See u guys later, peace out", but he never returns. His middle unit condo burns down, they found 2 unidentified burned bodies in the ruins. Meanwhile in a country with no extradition to the us, he starts a new life as John Cena Hogan with OIC/Jeff/Fred Fuchs on his side.

It can happen...
He gets the Dark Knight ending? Honestly I really want the Step Brothers first half of the movie as his ending.
Along these lines......................That Being Said seemed confused as to where the gin meme came from. Wasn't it from the bottles of Tanqueray in the gaycation hotel video?
They are also in all the old condo tour videos

My spouse and I recently watched a bunch of his old condo tour videos and then when the closet stream happened it was like that Leonardo DiCaprio meme where he's pointing at the stream. It was a veritable who's who of his wasteful spending and watching it all come back was hilarious.
 
He cuts gin with sprite? God what a fucking troglodyte that's a terrible mix, gin is an herbal liquor and pretty bitter regardless of the blend and you're mixing it with a super sugary soda? Sounds like something he picked up at basketball american high.
I don't drink much myself and when I do, it's either beer or pre mixed stuff. But Jesus. Even for me, this sounds like an absolutely god awful combo.
 
Massive charity cope segment, he didn't do the ice bucket challenge because, as a decent guy and being raised Catholic, it's done in private. So private in fact that even the bankruptcy court didn't know about it. Then a rant about RTU, who Phil always knew was a scumbag, and spoke publicly about the PC to cause drama.
"Muh Catholic upbringing" is just one more sign of how much his bad rep hurts his feelings. The harder it burdens him, the more he lies. And lashes out, as is the case with his continued spat with RTU. I mean shit, I was just talking about Rich obliterating his PC scam, and right on cue, there is Phil, practically admitting it. How could it cause drama if Phil wasn't up to something? He spoke publicly about wanting a new PC, someone who has one and didn't need it offered it, as normal people do, and suddenly it needs to be put off until later in the year. A decision that was completely unusual and totally on Phil.
He's progressively talking longer and longer breaks after the 'podcast', I'm guessing he's online on WWE Champions @TJGamebox ?
It speaks to his stupidity and lack of willpower the fact that he didn't decide to keep his phone out of reach and out of sight the moment we knew what his account was. Even I'm in awe of how reckless he is on a daily basis, given the severity to which he hates the gacha addict rep.
 
He cuts gin with sprite? God what a fucking troglodyte that's a terrible mix, gin is an herbal liquor and pretty bitter regardless of the blend and you're mixing it with a super sugary soda? Sounds like something he picked up at basketball american high.
You mix it with sprite exactly because it's a super sugary drink (or at least it used to be till they fucked up the formula over a decade ago).

Gin tastes like shit no matter what you mix it with anyway.
 
Because hes making seeling his closet crap sound like a herculean task im guessing its already sold and the money is securely in scoplys pocket.
I'll go the opposite way and say that he's making selling that stuff sound Herculean so he can excuse himself from ever having to do it and instead shift blame onto the dents for not fronting him the PC money he wanted.
 
The funniest thing about the Multiversus rant was that he said people suggested it would make more money if it was on the day stream but Phil disagreed and said he didn't think that was a certainty.

I dunno Phil, Multiversus made $20 in the night stream. Unless OneMinuteMan dies in his sleep then a Multiversus stream would absolutely make at least $25 during a day stream.
 
The funniest thing about the Multiversus rant was that he said people suggested it would make more money if it was on the day stream but Phil disagreed and said he didn't think that was a certainty.

I dunno Phil, Multiversus made $20 in the night stream. Unless OneMinuteMan dies in his sleep then a Multiversus stream would absolutely make at least $25 during a day stream.
He's probably left an instruction with his lawyer that in the event of his death the daily $25 tithes must continue until his wife's life insurance money is all gone.
 
He probably won't, but who's hoping AJ strikes Phil?
Well let's say it like this, who can actually find the MGS 2 TIHYDP by evilAJ?



I can't find it either. I know it exists because there are let's endure videos using that is how you don't play. Was it struck down?
I think AJ made it private a few weeks ago, which makes it weirder because he totally started it yesterday, hmm :thinking:
 
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